chilli peppers

Jinyoungie:
Okay, I have change my username back to its original, it's easier this way.

Imjb:
Agreed.

OtterJae:
This is way cuter anyway!

Gyeomiebear:
We sound like those people who get mad at companies when a member leaves or has a break and we go on a strike lmao.

Wang_Puppy:
More like a stroke!
I'll leave-

Markypoo:
Don't leave, baby. You're cute when you joke.

Bammiebamsurmum:
YOU GUYS CAN ALL SUCK ON A VAGINA. I AM THE OG OF THIS GROUPCHAT!!

Jinyoungie:
That's a lie. We are all og's of this chat. We've just added a new member, which is Hoseok.

SunnysideHobster:
I feel attacked and I have only been in this chat for like a week.
...
I have been friends with you guys for 3 months...

Imjb:
We were all on board with adding you, except for one person. It wasn't our fault.

Wang_Puppy:
And we won't name names because it'll embarrass that person.

SunnysideHobster:
Y'all should tell me!!

Bammiebamsurmum:
I'm sorry sir, but that's illegal.

SunnysideHobster:
How so?

Gyeomiebear:
Bro code, duh!

SunnysideHobster:
That's bullshit! I'm a bro, right? I thought I was apart of this!!

Markypoo:
You only have to ask one person and they'll expose it.

SunnysideHobster:
Oh my gosh! Really?! Jinyoung tell me!!

Jinyoungie:
It was Youngjae.

OtterJae:
PARK JINYOUNG!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SNAKE I KNOW!! I SEE THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE!!
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Bammiebamsurmum:
#stopjinyoungabuse.

Imjb:
#stopthiccboiabuse.
Leave my juicy boy alone.

OtterJae:
I don't care if he makes really good juice! He has betrayed me!!

Gyeomiebear:
Eye-
Youngjae oh my god-
Boi if you dont-

Bammiebamsurmum:
He meant that Jinyoung had a juicy ass, you sped.

Wang_Puppy:
#letsstopabusingeachotherverbally

Markypoo:
Why are you trying to be a peace maker right now? Enjoy the tea.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Do you know what is real tea?

Gyeomiebear:
No one cares, BomBom.

Imjb:
That made me feel nostalgic, my heart.

Wang_Puppy:
Bam and Gyeom literally hated each other when we all first met. Now they are the horniest ducks I have ever met.

Markypoo:
Don't use ducks to blur your swears, sweetie.

Gyeomiebear:
Why do you sound like an alcoholic grandma who you've just tried to cover up lying to because you stole and cookie from the jar and she caught you but you continue to deny it even swearing at her but not fully because you don't know how the react and then she says that.

Sunnysidehobster:
That's oddly specific.
Also, what is BomBom?

Jinyoungie:
Nothing you noob.

OtterJae:
It's what Yugyeom first called BamBam when we first introduced ourselves to each other!

Sunnysidehobster:
How could you get Bam's name wrong? Even when he typed it-

Gyeomiebear:
Listen here you disrespectful little imposter. You weren't here and I hate how you're coming at me when I have dyslexia.

Wang_Puppy:
And I have osteoporosis!

Bammiebamsurmum:
I have crippling depression-

Jinyoungie:
Stop it, get some help.

Imjb:
Country boy I love you!!

Markypoo:
I love you, bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch.

Gyeomiebear:
Hurricane Katrina! More like hurricane tortilla!

Sunnysidehobster:
Vine is dead. We only stan tiktok in this group chat.

Not My Drug Buds

Jinyoungie:
As a jury we need to decide whether we keep this dude or not. We shall take a vote.
I'm saying remove.

OtterJae:
He obviously still doesn't know the roots of the group chat. Removing him will effect his learning of making his way of fitting in.

Markypoo:
But! He has had like 3 months to get to know us. You only want him to stay because you like him and want to get closer.
I say he should be removed.

Wang_Puppy:
He doesn't understand us, Jae. I like Hoseok, AS A FRIEND, but maybe you should talk to him on your own instead of using us.
Remove.

Gyeomiebear:
Mark + Yugyeom: I agree with whatever Jackson says.
Remove.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Mark + Yugyeom + BamBam: I agree with whatever Jackson says.
Remove pt. 2

Imjb:
Vote him off!
Survivor is my shiiit!!

Jinyoungie:
So we have a verdict, let's get into gear boys.

chilli peppers

Jinyoungie has removed SunnysideHobster from the chat.

OtterJae:
Y'all are 🐍.