Bammiebamsurmum and MushiMushroom private chat

MushiMushroom:
Hey Bammie.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Hey Gyeomie.

MushiMushroom:
You should call me Yugi from now on.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Why?

MushiMushroom:
Because if you do my friend, I can pull out my blue-eyed white dragon card.

Bammiebamsurmum:
YUGI-OOHHHHHHHH!!

MushiMushroom:
EXACTLYYYYYY!!!!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Not a fucking chance brother.

MushiMushroom:
Why not?
:(((

Bammiebamsurmum:
Okay look. Your nickname now is just right for you, Gyeomie.

MushiMushroom:
That nickname can see the light because it isn't good anymore.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Are you upset?
Omg!
Did you not get a home run in Wii baseball again?

MushiMushroom:
It was a miracle that I actually got one against Jinyoung today, he acts like a teenager and only does splinter balls.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Wow, he really needs to stop, stop it.

MushiMushroom:
Like for real, can he leave my swagger alone for one minute at least.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You don't have swag you're a loser, so who's gonna suffer from your title?

MushiMushroom:
You are my paradise. So you have to suffer with me.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Go eat air.

MushiMushroom:
Fun fact. This one time I was in the car and I was hungry so I started to eat air and I didn't feel hungry anymore.

Bammiebamsurmum:
This one time I wound down my car window and attempted to jump out.

MushiMushroom:
This one time I told a boy I loved him as a joke and then I realised I was gay.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yo what?
Wait a minute.
Explain yourself.

MushiMushroom:
Don't have to. That sentence explains it all.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You're actual weird, I live for it.

MushiMushroom:
I live for you.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Ewwwww!!!

PeachyButt and Pee-bserver private chat

PeachyButt:
Help me.

Pee-bserver:
Why?
What's wrong?

PeachyButt:
BomBom and Mushroom are texting each other whilst in this same room.
While I'm here with them.
Help. Me.

Pee-bserver:
Nah, it looks like you got it under control.

PeachyButt:
No peachy butt for you then.

Pee-bserver:
I'm on my way now.