Tom Holdme With Those Thicc Thighs

OtterJae:
We need to change our usernames.

Markypoo:
Do we really? I like mine.

BB'sB:
Your username literally says 'poo.'

Jinyoungie:
And yours stands for 'BamBam's Bitch.'

Fendiman:
We should change ours, like it's out of date and not cool anymore.

Imjb:
What Jackson is saying is true guys.

Jinyoungie:
Now that I think about it, we should.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Actually! I really enjoy my username, it's iconic bro.

OtterJae:
Everyone changes except for BamBam.
Oh my gosh!
We should do a secret Santa type of stuff for our usernames!

BB'sB:
Will money be involved?

Imjb:
Another competition? That's music to my ears.

Jinyoungie:
No prize, they make this friendship fall apart.

Fendiman:
We'll do a draw with all our names in a hat.

Markypoo:
Where and how are we gonna type our usernames into our phones?

BB'sB:
When it's our turn we'll all go into a room with the phones and find the specific persons phone to change their username.

Jinyoungie:
No funny, bullshit usernames you losers. Or I will personally kill you guys.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I mean, I know I can't change mine but can I still participate?

Imjb:
No.

Bammiebamsurmum:
What?! Why not??

Jinyoungie:
Your username is too 'iconic', this is your problem.

Bammiebamsurmum:
What kind of democracy is this?
This is some straight up bullshit.

OtterJae:
And cue the SpongeBob time skip.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Wait! Why don't I change the group chat name?
Hello?
Okay, fuck you guys.
I'm changing it any way.

~one day later~

Dicks In A Chat

Pee-bserver:
I know why chose mine, how tf did he get mine? Y'all just be playing with me, I'm not having it.

Bammiebamsurmum:
HA!

PAPI-llon:
This was fucking stupid, why did I say this was a good idea?

PeachyButt:
We all know who chose mine. Thanks babe ;)

Pee-bserver:
You're welcome.
I understand this username but I also don't.

MushiMushroom:
Pee-server. It's like pee observer but shorter.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Don't worry Yugs, I know what you were saying.

MushiMushroom:
Bam, you're a real one. Like how Youngjae was for this amazing username. I'm glad Jinyoung didn't get it.

PeachyButt:
You would of liked it. I'm great at nicknames, especially for rejected mushrooms.

LittleRooster:
Mines cute, like me.

Bammiebamsurmum:
This was cool as man, I love this idea. Youngjae, you're a genius.

OperaJae:
I'm really not, Phil Lester is a genius.

MushiMushroom:
Who tf is Phil Lester?

PeachyButt:
A gay legend.
We stan a gay man that had sex with his best friend who is also gay.

PAPI-llon:
Was it consensual?

Pee-bserver:
Don't be that guy, of course it was.
Right?

Bammiebamsurmum:
We aren't going down that way, it's irrelevant.

OperaJae:
Like how your username is going irrelevant now?
Was that too mean?

PeachyButt:
No it was fine.

MushiMushroom:
If Jinyoung approves, then it was good.

LittleRooster:
I'm dying my hair.

PAPI-llon:
What colour?
Wait, it doesn't matter.

LittleRooster:
Why?

PAPI-llon:
You'll look good anyway ;)

PeachyButt:
Excuse me while I go throw up.
Oh shit!

Pee-bserver:
What?!

PeachyButt:
I just fell over and scrapped my knee, it's bleeding.
I'm fine though.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Me @ life.

MushiMushroom:
Me @ Tom Holland's thighs.

OperaJae:
You have an addiction.

LittleRooster:
And you don't like cucumber.

Pee-bserver:
Why don't you get a band aid Jinyoungie?

PeachyButt:
I'm so silly for not thinking of that!
Thanks Jaebeom!

Pee-bserver:
I'm just doing my job as a logic man.

PeachyButt:
Well Jaebeom, why don't you get a band aid for your face because you are fucking ugly?
I'm in a class and the blood has dripped onto my sock.
Needless to say, I'm not a happy camper.

MushiMushroom:
Whelp, that's a big YOU problem isn't it?

PAPI-llon:
Yugyeom has a death wish. It's like you wanna die.

MushiMushroom:
I remember this one time my mum was talking to me and she said, "I brought you into this life I can easily take you out."

Bammiebamsurmum:
Okay and?

MushiMushroom:
I told her to do it if she wasn't a pussy.

LittleRooster:
Someone's got daddy issues.

Bammiebamsurmum:
More like daddy kink-
I'll let myself out.

PeachyButt:
Please do.

5 minutes later

OperaJae:
I'm gonna start a chicken stripper business.

Pee-bserver:
How high are we right now?
Like really? I'm concerned, how many ounces of cocaine do you have to snort to make a chicken stripper business?

OperaJae:
Haters gonna hate.

Pee-bserver:
I give up.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Don't be like that Jaebeom!
Be like Rick Roll!
He never gives up.

LittleRooster:
Correction!
He never gives you up.
We're no strangers to love.
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this you from any other guy!

PAPI-llon:
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

MushiMushroom:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Bammiebamsurmum:
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

PAPI-llon:
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

OperaJae:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

LittleRooster:
Never gonna give, never gonna give

PeachyButt:
Give you up!

LittleRooster:
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give

PeachyButt:
Give you up!

Mushimushroom:
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

LittleRooster:
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

OperaJae:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

PAPI-llon:
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

PeachyButt:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Bammiebamsurmum:
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Mushimushroom:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

Pee-bserver:
Nope, I'm done.
Smh.