Bammiebamsurmum has changed the group chat name to 'Crack Chamber'

Jinyoungie:
Giving up on university and taking on the job of being a drug dealer? I thought it would of happen later on in the year.

Fendiman:
You predicted this?

Bammiebamsurmum:
No, just no.
We are crackheads, even you Park Jinyoung.

BB'sB:
I thought I was the only one who noticed the weird behaviour of Jinyoung!

Imjb:
We been knew that already.

OtterJae:
Shut up Jaebeom.

Fendiman:
Hahahaha, someone is still saltyyyy.

BB'sB:
Youngjae did you just come back from a swim at the beach? Damn you smell salty as frick.

Jinyoungie:
Go back to playing Fortnite you nerd.

OtterJae:
I'm not salty. I'm just saying it isn't fair how Jaebeom was allowed to go to the men's bathroom and take a picture of me while I'm taking a leak.

Markypoo:
At least you weren't caught taking an actual leek at the supermarket.

Imjb:
Who invited the Grandpa?

Markypoo:
Youngjae. He was the one that created this whole chat.

OtterJae:
I'm starting to regret adding Jaebeom and Jaebeom only.

Jinyoungie:
Jaebeom was playing the game like all the rest of you.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yeah, I took a pic of Yugs when he was showering. Y'all got to see his cute, long, weird looking butt.

Fendiman:
His ass wasn't even peachy, it was just an extension of his legs to connect them to his back.

BB'sB:
I feel attacked.

BB'sB has changed their name to Pancake

Jinyoungie:
That's really fitting.

Imjb:
If we are changing our names due from our ass shapes then Jinyoung is 'peach'.

Markypoo:
We get it, Jaebeom. Your mans got a peachy ass.

Imjb:
The best.

OtterJae:
Debatable.

Pancake:
Who's the new contestant?
Don't say it's you, cause there isn't anything exciting for Hoseok back there.

OtterJae:
Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung.

Fendiman:
Shit. I just remembered that one time Jimin came into campus wearing those booty shorts.

Pancake:
Jungkook said that Taehyung's ass is really good in jeans cause it also shows his slender thighs. And he was really accurate.

Jinyoungie:
It seems like many people were blessed with a good ass except for you Yugyeom.

Fendiman:
Wrong!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oof, which hoe are we dragging now?

Fendiman:
Namjoon's new man.

Imjb:
The barrister guy down the road? I've seen him walking with Joon and boi is that flat.

Jinyoungie:
Jaebeom is lowkey thicc.
Baby you got a nice booty.

Imjb:
Do not.

Jinyoungie:
Do so.

Imjb:
Prove it.

Jinyoungie:

Fendiman:
"Everyone say it with me...dat ass."

Bammiebamsurmum:
Dat ass.

Pancake:
Dat ass!

Imjb:
I didn't think I actually did have a nice butt.

Jinyoungie:
Not as good as mine, but good enough for me.

Fendiman:
This is a supreme ship that everyone needs to stan.
Like Dan and Phil.

Markypoo:
And this all started due from Bam changing the group chat name.

Bammiebamsurmum:
It's a great topic.

Pancake:
New topic. You guys wanna go bowling with Jungkook and I?

Jinyoungie:
A coconut and a mushroom in the same room at the same time?! Now that's a sight I can't miss.

Pancake:
When will I be treated like an equal by you?

Jinyoungie:
Never, not even after I die.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Jinyoung's ass is gonna be haunting Yugyeom watching his every move and just sighing or rolling his eyes at all of it.

Jinyoungie:
That's the plan.

OtterJae:
Why do you need us to go bowling with you and Jungkook?

Pancake:
Jungkook asked Taehyung to go with him and he accepted. Then Jungkook got scared so he asked me to come, I was gonna ask Bam but then I decided we should make it a competition thing.

Imjb:
Another competition? One that I will definitely win? I'm in.

OtterJae:
I'm going as well then.

Fendiman:
We are all going. I want to see Youngjae sulking to Mark about losing again.

Markypoo:
Yay! Another wet shirt due from my best buddies tears.

OtterJae:
I was drunk!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Whatever you were it doesn't matter. You still physically approached Mark and cried about losing against Jaebeom.

OtterJae:
I only went to him cause he was the only person I saw.

Jinyoungie:
Youngjae we were all sitting around the room, it was our party that we had organised.

OtterJae:
The lights were too bright.

Markypoo:
Just admit it, you love me comforting you.

OtterJae:
I initially thought you were Jinyoung, then I just dished it out even though I realised it wasn't Jinyoung.

Bammiebamsurmum:
And now the truth is untold.

Pancake:
WRONG FANDOM!!!

Fendiman:
FOURTH WALL!!

Imjb:
WE BOWLING BITCHES!

Bammiebamsurmum:
LET'S GET ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!

Jinyoungie has changed the group chat name to 'Bowling Bitches'