Intellectuals

OtterJae:
To sort this shit out, we'll split the group chats.

Jinyoungie:
Nope.

Imjb:
We stick with the same group chat and talk the same way we did.
We aren't destroying what was formed by you, Youngjae.

OtterJae:
So him and I have to get along on here then act the way we are in real life?

BB'sB:
Pretty much yeah, it's not that hard. Just get advice from Jinyoung!

Markypoo:
Why Jinyoung?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Because Jinyoung acts like he hates us on the gc, but in real life he actually cares for all of us if you guys haven't noticed already.

Fendiman:
It's a bad thing if I say I don't remember Jinyoung being nice to me?

OtterJae:
You might of not remembered things because of Mark.

Imjb:
This is exactly what we don't need.

Markypoo:
Youngjae chill the fuck out! I apologised a numerous amount of times to Jackson and he has forgiven me.

BB'sB:
"Let's not fight!" *claps hands*

Jinyoungie:
The hell was that?

BB'sB:
It's a song my kindergarten teacher taught whenever someone fought.

Markypoo:
Never sing it again.

BB'sB:
Noted.

OtterJae:
Sorry, I was talking to Hoseok because unlike someone, I can actually talk to people properly and get a boyfriend.

Bammiebamsurmum:
That literally is firing shots at both Jackson and Mark.

Fendiman:
I can date people, I just prefer not dating.
Too much for me honestly.

Markypoo:
Don't you wanna get married?

OtterJae:
That was such a dumb question.

Fendiman:
My future partner and I will decide if it's best for us to marry.
But I personally aren't fond of the idea due from divorce.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Do you have experience in divorce?

Fendiman:
Yeah, my parents split when I was 12.

Imjb:
Jinyoung just read that and turned off his phone sighing.
Oh! Now's he's a pouting mess thanks guys.

Bammiebamsurmum:
That's adorable.

BB'sB:
We should talk about our problems all the time it might be good so Jinyoung doesn't make fun of us!

Fendiman:
Why don't we do something else with no relevance to the subject on hand.

Markypoo:
I'm down.

OtterJae:
I'm downer then down.

Bammiebamsurmum:
So you're buried?

BB'sB:
Ha! We just buried a friend!!

Imjb:
Shut up everyone.
Jackson what was your idea?

Fendiman:
Take random photos of each other, like every one of us then whoever completes it first wins a prize.

BB'sB:
What kind of prize?

Fendiman:
I don't know, what's something everyone wants?

Imjb:
Park Jinyoung.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Let's do money.
Also, Jaebeom shut the frick up!

Imjb:
Just stating facts.
PS, I got Jinyoung in the dance studio at campus.

Markypoo:
Holy shit! How much money?

OtterJae:
I'd say we all put $100 in and whoever gets us all will have the money.

BB'sB:
All this for $700?

Fendiman:
Yeah.

BB'sB:
I'm down.

Bammiebamsurmum:
So we're all in?

Imjb:
Yep, let's get this bread!

Jinyoungie:
And it begins.
I'm not participating, I have other stuff to do.

Markypoo:
We still have to get a pic of you though, you're gonna be the rare card.

OtterJae:
Jaebeom already got him though.

BB'sB:
That's because they were hanging out, and of course Jinyoung would let him take the photo.

Jinyoungie:
I'm not even gonna disagree with you.

Fendiman:
Even though Jaebeom had already started I'm still gonna say it.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I dOn'T cArE tHaT yOu BrOkE yOuR eLbOw¡

OtterJae:
DKSKSKSJSHDIEKEBFIDOWMWKODJFJFJEJEKEK

Jinyoungie:
I see the word 'die'.
I cracked the code.
You ain't slick.

OtterJae:
Oof.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I see how it is, game on Youngjae.

Fendiman:
Wait, where's Jaebeom?

Imjb:
Found you :)

Why would you hang in the chill out zone in the library while playing the game YOU created?
Rooky mistake.

Fendiman:
WHAT THE HELL?!
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU?!
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Bammiebamsurmum:
He's a phantom! *Danny Phantom's theme song starts playing intensely*

Jinyoungie:
Maybe Jaebeom is just really wanting that money to pay off that he's university fee's.

Imjb:
Exactly!
Now watch our boys, I'm coming for you tooooooo~~