BB'sB and Imjb private chat

BB'sB:
You're really hot.
Aah!
Daddy!!
You are perfect in every way possible!
Dang Jinyoung is super lucky!
I want you!
I'll treat you better than him I promise!!

Imjb:
Um...
I'm good thanks, Jinyoung is perfect for me.

BB'sB:
Oof.

Jinyoungie and Bammiebamsurmum private chat

Jinyoungie:
You're talented!
You are a strong independent man that doesn't need Lisa to change that.
Keep fighting Bammie!
I love you~

Bammiebamsurmum:
Jinyoung that was so sweet!
I love you too, thanks for that btw I needed a wake up call.
Yugyeom was annoying me about her though, he knows I'm gay -_-

Jinyoungie:
Well he is obviously really confused and doesn't know how to feel about Lisa when you nonstop talk about her!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oh.

Imjb and Bammiebamsurmum private chat

Imjb:
Did you get a message from Jinyoung that was actually nice?

Bammiebamsurmum:
I knew it was suspicious!

Imjb:
Those dumbasses switched phones and think they're slick.

Bammiebamsurmum:
The only thing that is slicker than that is oil, and that's pretty slick.

Imjb:
Choke on air.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Ouch.

Intellectuals

Imjb:
Yugyeom and Jinyoung you guys are so stupid.

Bammiebamsurmum:
We know what you guys did, it wasn't even that good.

BB'sB:
What if we told you it wasn't us?

Imjb:
Like Jinyoung would give his phone to someone who didn't know properly. Nice try.

Jinyoungie:
He knows me too well :')

Imjb:
I got you babes x

Markypoo:
What happened?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yugyeom and Jinyoung swapped phones and sent Jaebeom and I messages.

Fendiman:
That's really dumb.
How old are you guys?

BB'sB:
It was my idea, Jinyoung already stole my phone and was checking if I sent nudes to Bammie.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Why would Jinyoung need to know that?

Jinyoungie:
Research purposes.

Markypoo:
Jinyoung has a document full of embarrassing things Yugyeom has done in his life time, it's pretty cool.

BB'sB:
What?!
Jinyoung!!!

Imjb:
That's why you always keep that folder thing when Yugyeom is around.

Jinyoungie:
No that was for health, Yugyeom and I were assigned partners and I had to make sure he didn't get poisoned.

Fendiman:
Did they have someone watching over you so you didn't kill him?

Jinyoungie:
Yes, Jungkook had to watch me.

Imjb:
Did he watch you pee?

Jinyoungie:
Ew no.

Imjb:
Good, that's my job.
...
Wait.
That sounded weird.

Bammiebamsurmum:
JAEBEOM WATCHES JINYOUNG PEE!!!

Fendiman:
He just exposed himself hard, holy moly this is amazing.

BB'sB:
THAT'S SO NASTY!!
EWWWWWW!!

Imjb:
I didn't mean it like that!

OtterJae:
It seems like you really did lol.

Jinyoungie:
Youngjae where have you been??

Markypoo:
With Hoseok duh.

OtterJae:
No actually if you guys had noticed or not, I haven't been attending school for the past four days.

Fendiman:
No way.
Deadass?

OtterJae:
Yep.

Imjb:
What did you do?

Bammiebamsurmum:
We'll change the subject for now, but as soon as it's over we'll be discussing why Jaebeom watches Jinyoung pee.

BB'sB:
We will.

OtterJae:
My mother passed away a week ago.

Markypoo:
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?! OR EVEN MYSELF FOR THAT MATTER??

OtterJae:
We were having that party so I didn't want to cancel going because of my mother's passing.

Jinyoungie:
You can tell us anything Youngjae, did you tell anyone?

OtterJae:
I was with Hoseok at the time I got the call, so I cried on his shoulder for three days straight and he's been taking care of me since then.

Markypoo:
Jae you know I'm here for you right?

OtterJae:
I know Mark, I just didn't want to seem like a burden to you.
Hobi just came back I gotta go.
See ya!

Fendiman:
Aww! He calls him 'Hobi'!! That's adorable.

Jinyoungie:
He just lost his mother Jackson.

Fendiman:
It's a cute nickname though -3-

Markypoo:
It really is.

BB'sB:
I wasn't here because I was talking to Bammie and I'm too slack to read what happened someone explain what happened to Youngjae.

Jinyoungie:
No.

Imjb:
He lost his mother.

BB'sB:
Did he find her? We can help him if he wants our help!

Fendiman:
And I oop-

BB'sB:
He found her?

Jinyoungie:
She's dead Yugyeom, she passed away.

BB'sB:
...oh

Markypoo:
At least he didn't think negatively, he thought of something else.
Don't change Yugyeom.

Jinyoungie:
Just get a brain then you'll be fine.

Imjb:
Oop.

BB'sB:
Shut up you watch Jinyoung pee!