Intellectuals

Bammiebamsurmum:
A dab a day keeps the doctor away.

Jinyoungie:
You're a disappointment to your family.

OtterJae:
That was very creative, Bam!

Fendiman:
Youngjae is literally the kindergarten teacher that was nice to everyone because she didn't want them to cry if she told them they made a bad playdough man.

Markypoo:
Is this coming from personal experience or...?

Fendiman:
Made up.

Imjb:
If that's made up then boys with peachy asses are a myth.
And not to burst your bubble Jackson, but Jinyoung has a pretty peachy ass.

Jinyoungie:
Thanks Jaebeomie, but why out of all the things to compare it to you decide on my ass?

Imjb:
I know you love getting complimented.

BB'sB:
Bammie why don't you compliment me?

Bammiebamsurmum:
I don't have to.

Markypoo:
Dang Yugyeom, your man doesn't like showing affection to you.

Fendiman:
I get compliments from Mark all the time and we aren't even dating!

OtterJae:
Then why don't you guys date?

Fendiman:
Slack.

Jinyoungie:
Did you guys hear that?

BB'sB:
Haha, I heard it!

Bammiebamsurmum:
I think anyone could of heard that.

Fendiman:
I didn't hear anything.

Imjb:
You're so stupid.

Jinyoungie:
That was the sound of Mark's heart cracking.
Literally no one wants to hear that from their crush lol.

Markypoo:
Why is this funny Jinyoung?

Jinyoungie:
Idk, why is it?

OtterJae:
Calm down everyone. We still have to attend a party together remember?

BB'sB:
I don't wanna host it at mine.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Then why organise it in the first place?

BB'sB:
I just wanted to hang out with you guys, but not at mine.

Jinyoungie:
You're one weird child.

BB'sB:
Can we have it at Jaebeom's?

Imjb:
Oof.

OtterJae:
Why Jaebeom's?

BB'sB:
Cause his apartment is big.

Jinyoungie:
That's not the only thing that's big-

Markypoo:
Get out.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Ewwwwww!

Fendiman:
Jaebeom hasn't answered so I'll ask him.

Imjb and Fendiman private chat

Fendiman:
Please?

Imjb:
No.

Fendiman:
Dang.

Intellectuals

Fendiman:
He said yes!

BB'sB:
Yay! Thank you Jaebeom!!

OtterJae:
Lmao
I'm walking with Hoseok and he just asked me who was getting married XD

Bammiebamsurmum:
In Jinyoung's words, "iNtElLeCtUaL"

Jinyoungie:
Good job Bammie!

Markypoo:
Yugyeom is that you?

BB'sB:
I'm right here...

Imjb:
Intellectual.

BB'sB:
Oooooh! I get it now!!

Jinyoungie:
Oh my god...

Fendiman:
We are having a party at Jaebeom's!!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Do you have a gaming console?

Imjb:
Have you seen where I live? Of course I have one.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Good because I'm bringing Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the hedgehog.

Imjb:
You don't even know what console I have...

Bammiebamsurmum:
You better have a ps2 because I ain't buying the new and improved games of these.

BB'sB:
Why?

Bammiebamsurmum:
They are gay.

Jinyoungie:
So are you.

Imjb:
I have a PlayStation 2.

Fendiman:
Old mate.

Imjb:
I'm not even that older than you. Mark is literally the oldest.

Markypoo:
And what about it?

OtterJae:
Can I bring uno?

Jinyoungie:
I'm a master at uno, bring them so I can whip all your asses.

BB'sB:
Kinky.
Ow! Jinyoung just slapped me!!

Fendiman:
How? Are you guys together?

Jinyoungie:
He stopped in front of a classroom and I was walking past him so I slapped the back of his head.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Was it hard?

Jinyoungie:
Harder than Jaebeom's dick when he sees my ass in tight pants.

Imjb:
Way to expose your own boyfriend.

Jinyoungie:
You're welcome <3

BB'sB:
Jinyoung it's red!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Redder than your face last night when I called you babyboy?

BB'sB:
Why did you say that hereeeee?!

Markypoo:
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA

Fendiman:
YUGYEOM IS BAMBAM'S BABYBOYYY!! WE SHIP YUGBAM!!

Imjb:
And I thought Jinyoung was good at exposing people.
Looks like you got some competition baby!

Jinyoungie:
Do you want me to expose that whole paragraph you texted me the night you admitted to liking me?

Fendiman:
I wanna see that.

Markypoo:
^

Bammiebamsurmum:
^^

BB'sB:
^^^

Imjb:
You don't have any competition, you're the best at exposing people.

Jinyoungie:
That's what I thought.

4 minutes later

OtterJae:
So...bring the uno cards?