I wanna kill Jackson and Mark

Bammiebamsurmum has changed the group chat name to 'forgive and forget'

Bammiebamsurmum:
This isn't hinting at anyone, I just want everything to be back to normal.

Jinyoungie:
You were obviously hinting at someone, bam.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yeah I was.

BB'sB:
I wOnDeR wHo¿

Imjb:
He is probably too stupid to realise it's him.

OtterJae:
Yeah Jackson, you're stupid.

Fendiman:
Bruh.

Markypoo:
Youngjae, I've been doing everything you wanted me to do for you. When are you gonna accept my apology?

OtterJae:
I accepted it ages ago, you just didn't realise idiot.

Markypoo:
I hate you.

OtterJae:
Love you too, Mark!!

BB'sB:
Yo guys, my mum went to target and she was wondering if I wanted anything for a party.

Jinyoungie:
What is your point?

Imjb:
Babe, I think Yugyeom wants to have a party.

Jinyoungie:
Tell her to go buy some beer and wine. Then we'll continue this discussion.

OtterJae:
Mark already has a stash of alcohol in his dorm, he can just bring that.

Markypoo:
Loves getting thrown under the bus by my bestie.

OtterJae:
<3

Fendiman:
You actually do.
Yugyeom just tell your mum to buy some snack foods, we are good with the alcohol bit.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Can it just be us? I don't want anyone else raining on our parade, we haven't hung out in ages.

Imjb:
Shouldn't Youngjae have a plus one?

BB'sB:
Oooooohhhhhh~

OtterJae:
I don't have anyone to invite though...

Jinyoungie:
That's really funny bro.

Fendiman:
*clears throat*
JuNg HoSeOk

Markypoo:
THAT'S YOUR MAN?!

OtterJae:
Yeah?

Markypoo:
You are talking to Namjoon's friend Hoseok?

Jinyoungie:
Obviously, Mark. Jackson kinda just exposed them last week and right now.

Markypoo:
I thought he was bullshitting last time. I didn't want to believe it.

Imjb:
Shouldn't you be happy for him?

OtterJae:
I've liked Hoseok for ages.

Markypoo:
How long is ages?

OtterJae:
...
Since we first arrived on campus...

BB'sB:
Mark making Youngjae expose himself, we love that.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Everyone needs to protect Youngjae lol.

Imjb:
Mark don't get angry at Youngjae for liking someone who was friends with your ex, it's better than him dating your ex right?

Markypoo:
I guess.

Fendiman:
Don't be selfish Mark, you don't see us complaining about you hanging with people we don't like.

Markypoo:
You don't like my friends?

BB'sB:
Of course we do! They just don't fit in with how we act.

Markypoo:
Oooh

Jinyoungie:
No we really dislike your other friends, but we don't wanna get you mad at us so we don't say anything.

Markypoo:
Oh.

Imjb:
Yugyeom tried to be nice about it Jinyoung.

Jinyoungie:
Why lie when you can tell them the truth?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Lowkey, Jinyoung would be a weird therapist that can actually help a patient.

Fendiman:
Don't therapists usually help patients? Isn't that their job?

OtterJae:
Some don't help. They just want money.

BB'sB:
Like strippers?

Imjb:
Wtf?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Exactly like strippers! Your so smart, Gyeomie!!

BB'sB:
I know I am.

Jinyoungie:
You learn something new everyday...

Fendiman:
Today we learned that Youngjae has forgiven Mark, but made him do some embarrassing shit, we are having a party and Yugyeom's mum is buying snacks, Youngjae has liked Hoseok for ages and therapists are strippers.

Imjb:
Pretty much.

Jinyoungie:
Intellectuals.

BB'sB has changed the group chat name to 'Intellectuals'

BB'sB:
Every sarcastic comment you make is gonna be taken as a compliment and seriously from now on.

Jinyoungie:
Great. I'm gonna have so much fun, thank you Yugyeom!

BB'sB:
Don't worry about it, Jinyoung!!

Jinyoungie:
-_-

Imjb:
That was a really cute face lmao.

Jinyoungie:
Ugh.

BB'sB:
My mum bought some chips.

Bammiebamsurmum:
What flavour?

BB'sB:
Sour cream and chives, barbeque, original, and a packet of burger rings.

Fendiman:
Tell her to return the burger rings.

BB'sB:
I like them though :(

Fendiman:
Liking burger rings is like sleeping with socks on. You just don't.

OtterJae:
That's actually pretty true.

BB'sB:
Don't be so picky.

Fendiman:
I'm not picky.

Jinyoungie:
It shows, you like Mark.

Bammmiebamsurmum:
Oof.

I really want you guys to comment more on my story, cause I need to have an understanding of what you are enjoying and what you aren't lol.