I wanna kill Jackson and Mark

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yugyeom has tea boiiisss

Jinyoungie:
Why did you announce this here you dipshit?

Fendiman:
Tea?

BB'sB:
You called?

OtterJae:
If this is the tea I think it is, don't you dare.

Imjb:
We all keep secrets from each other, but I know the tea as well.

Fendiman:
I don't.

Markypoo:
I don't either.

OtterJae:
Mark you don't need to know.

Markypoo:
The door is right there, you can fucking leave.

Jinyoungie:
Y'all are almost as salty as me. It's beautiful.

Bammiebamsurmum:
I'm beautiful too!

BB'sB:
No you're ugly.

Bammiebamsurmum:
No u.

BB'sB:
Reverse card.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Access denied.

BB'sB:
It doesn't work like that! Accept my card!!

Bammiebamsurmum:
+4

Imjb:
Oof, he played it.

BB'sB:
+2?

Bammiebamsurmum:
You suck at uno and it shows.

Jinyoungie:
This is why Jungkook is the only person who likes you as a friend.

BB'sB:
Bambam likes me!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Like you? Babe, I like like you.

Fendiman:
I still wanna know the tea.

Markypoo:
^

OtterJae:
You don't need to know, besides it's all around campus.

Fendiman:
Namjoon told me about Hoseok liking a guy, and that guy liking him back, but that's it.

Markypoo:
You're still friends with Namjoon?

Fendiman:
Of course I am, why?

Markypoo:
He kinda broke my heart, Jackson...

Fendiman:
Just because you guys had a bad relationship doesn't mean I have to stop being friends with him.

Markypoo:
Didn't y'all have that fight at Youngjae's family dinner at the diner?

Fendiman:
Oh yeah, but friends get through petty fights if the friendship is strong enough.

Jinyoungie:
Jackson is the least mature out of all of us and he is literally teaching two people in the group a lesson.

Imjb:
Not hinting at anyone specifically lol.

Fendiman:
Obviously not, but Youngjae and I are kinda cool because I apologised to him.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You did?

OtterJae:
Yeah he did, I forgave him.

Markypoo:
I've tried to approach you many times but you walked the other direction.

OtterJae:
Name one day and time when you did this.

BB'sB:
Stop, Mark.

Markypoo:
Wdym?

BB'sB:
You've been hanging with Jackson all the time, well not when he's with Namjoon anyway.

Jinyoungie:
You guys expose yourselves so easily, this is why Jaebeom doesn't talk on here that much.

Imjb:
If I do, I'll get dragged. But if you do, it gives me perfect blackmail.

BB'sB:
You and Jinyoung were made for each other.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Like how you were made for me!

BB'sB:
That was so cheesy, but also cute Bammie!!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Anything for you, baby :)

Jinyoungie:
Excuse me while I throw up.

Markypoo and OtterJae private chat

Markypoo:
Youngjae, I'm sorry.

OtterJae:
K.

Markypoo:
Can't you be civilised for once?

OtterJae:
This is funner then accepting your sad excuse of an apology.

Markypoo:
How should I apologise then?

OtterJae:
Hmmm, now that you think of it.

1 day later

I wanna kill Jackson and Mark

Bammiebamsurmum:
Mark just rolled into campus in funky trunks, on roller skates singing the American National Anthem with a sword in his hand.
Oh my god...
This bitch really just yelled out "I'm sorry Choi Youngjae!!"

Fendiman:
Now that's tea.