Bangchan has added OtterJae as a friend.

Bangchan and OtterJae private chat.

Bangchan:
Hi! My name is Chris, short for Christmas came early this year ;)

OtterJae:
Why did you add me?

Bangchan:
I'm friends with this kid called Hyunjin, he's Jinyoung's younger cousin. And Mark was with Jinyoung when Hyunjin mentioned me, so he texted his friend Jackson, then Jackson texted Mark back saying to give Youngjae's @ to Hyunjin so he can give it to me. And now, here we are.

OtterJae:
Ffs, the Markson "couple" suck ass.
What do you look like anyway?

Bangchan:

OtterJae:
You look adorable!

Bangchan:
Oh wow, really? Thank you! What do you look like?

OtterJae:

Bangchan:
You look hot.
We are also matching in green :)

OtterJae:
You should see my dog.
Coco is way cuter than me.

Bangchan:
Nah, I wouldn't believe you. You are definitely cuter than your dog.

OtterJae:
Are you calling Coco ugly? Wow Chris, she's crying now.

Bangchan:
Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry! Coco is cuter!

OtterJae:
So a dog is prettier than me now? Ouch I can't even look at myself in the mirror now...

Bangchan:
Youngjae I'm very sorry!

OtterJae:
*le gasp* how did you know my name when you only got my user from Hyunjin?!
Are you stalking me??

Bangchan:
You're a handful, has anyone told you that?

OtterJae:
Okay and? You're a creepy stalker guy.

Bangchan:
Hyunjin told me -_-

OtterJae:
Jinyoung wouldn't leak any private information of his friends to anyone.
...
Nvm he would.
You off the hook for now you dirty chook.

Bangchan:
Thank you.

OtterJae:
Would you like to see a picture of my dog now?

Bangchan:
Sure.

OtterJae:

Bangchan:
She's really cuuteee!

OtterJae:
Bro, I know that already.

Bangchan:
Brozone? Oof.

OtterJae:
Yep! Don't try getting out of it, you won't make it far before I'm directing back into your place.

Bangchan:
I would never.

OtterJae:
Did you see your opening line when you texted me? That was cringier than Bambam dabbing.

Bangchan:
I don't know who this Bambam kid is so it must be bad if you're comparing him to me.

OtterJae:
You tried, but this ain't gonna work out. It was nice meeting you, Chris.

Bangchan:
You can call me Chan and aren't we still gonna be friends?

OtterJae:
That's funny, we'll just have a streak.

Bangchan:
👌

The Four B's

OtterJae has changed the group chat name to 'I wanna kill Jackson and Mark'

Jinyoungie:
It would be better if that said Yugyeom.

BB'sB:
What have I done to you?

Jinyoungie:
You existed.

BB'sB:
...

Bammiebamsurmum:
*air horns go off in the background*

Fendiman:
What's wrong with you, Youngjae?

OtterJae:
I met Chris, or should I say Bangchan today. What the fuck? I said I'm fine with Coco!!

Markypoo:
Youngjae, chill. We thought you might like him.

OtterJae:
I can't chill! I'm trying to be civilised and explain to you that I don't need a boyfriend. But you guys aren't listening to me!

Fendiman:
Youngjae we were trying to help you.

OtterJae:
Listen to me the first time! I'd rather have a dog than date a guy my friends tried setting me up with!

Markypoo:
But we did that with Yugyeom and Bambam, they turned out fine. We are just trying to make you less lonely.

OtterJae:
You have no say in this, because you haven't been set up by your friends to talk to a complete stranger.
You're too busy being caught up on Jackson to do anything with your life!

Imjb:
Youngjae calm down.

OtterJae:
Fine.
Jackson, Mark, don't try talking to me tomorrow.

Fendiman:
Don't be like this.

Markypoo:
Youngjae don't be a salty plum. Build a bridge.

Imjb:
You two leave him alone for now.

OtterJae:
Jackson, I'm mad at you for not listening to my wishes. And Mark I thought you would know how I would react to this kind of thing, you're my best friend.

Markypoo:
Youngjae it's not like that!

OtterJae:
I don't care. I'm muting this chat.

Markypoo:
Fine then! I'll mute it as well because I don't wanna hear what type of bullshit you have to say.

BB'sB and Bammiebamsurmum private chat

BB'sB:
Bambam, we finally aren't the cause of a fight!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Dude if we were in the same room I'd be high fiving you so hard right now!

BB'sB:
You're literally on my toilet, hurry up so you can give my a high five man.