The Four B's

Fendiman:
Jinyoung is such a sweetheart!

Jinyoungie:
Jackson, shut up.

Fendiman:
Aww! You really are! You made my day, Jinyoung!

OtterJae:
Can you explain what the cold hearted Park Jinyoung did to make you say that?

Markypoo:
I'm pretty intrigued as well.

Fendiman:
I was sitting alone in the cafeteria, with no lunch food.
Then all of a sudden someone put a whole ass meal of food in front of me. That person turned out to be Jinyoung!

BB'sB:
Cute! Did he sit with you after that?

Fendiman:
I looked up at him shocked, then he winked at me. Then he left me to eat my lunch by myself.

Imjb:
At the start it was sweet, all up to the part where he left you.

Jinyoungie:
I had to go to you, Jaebeom.

Imjb:
Oooooh...

OtterJae:
What were you guys doing?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Sex.

BB'sB:
They wouldn't at school, as weird as we all are, you don't do it in a university.

Markypoo:
Actually Yugyeom, it's kinda a thrill having sex where anyone could walk in and catch you.

Fendiman:
You had sex in the university?! Where?

Markypoo:
A science room, we were learning about chemistry.

Jinyoungie:
Anyway, Jaebeom and I were practicing for something.

BB'sB:
Practicing for making babies.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yugyeom, that's really inaccurate.

BB'sB:
I know lol.

Jinyoungie:
I don't want to say what we were practicing for.

Markypoo:
Why?

Jinyoungie:
I'm fine with saying it, it's just Jaebeom that's embarrassed.

Fendiman:
E x p o s e
H i m

Jinyoungie:
I'd love to.

Imjb:
Would you really do that to me?

Jinyoungie:
But!
I wouldn't do that to Jaebeom.

Bammiebamsurmum:
If you and Yugyeom were doing something like this, you'd tell the whole group chat that Yugyeom is secretly a bee keeper.

OtterJae:
Hahaha! Bee keeper, as in Bammie keeper!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Youngjae, no. It was just an example.

OtterJae:
It was still funny, you're funny Bam.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oh my god, what's made you nice to me?

OtterJae:
¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

Bammiebamsurmum:
Alrighty then.

BB'sB:
Can I actually be a bee keeper?

Fendiman:
They would attack that mushroom head of yours and build a hive on your body.

BB'sB:
Why?

Markypoo:
Because you are as tall as a tree, dumbass.

BB'sB:
So I'll be Queen B? And Bammie is King B!

Bammiebamsurmum:
The king doesn't really have any say, everyone bows down to the Queen.

Jinyoungie:
Are you allergic to bees?

BB'sB:
No, I don't think so. Why?

Jinyoungie:
Then we should experiment! Let's buy Yugyeom some bees!

Bammiebamsurmum:
My precious Yugyeom isn't gonna turn out like Thomas J. Sennet from 'My Girl'

OtterJae:
Wouldn't Yugyeom's parents know if he's allergic to bees or not?

Imjb:
^ logic.

Jinyoungie:
Yugyeom, call your parents.

BB'sB:
Okay, brb.

10 minutes later

BB'sB:
And the results are in! I'm not allergic to bees!

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oh thank god!

Jinyoungie:
Dang it.

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