HQ

Dispatch has added Jinyoungie to the chat.

Jinyoungie:
HQ...?

Chief:
You have to guess who I am and who dispatch is!

Jinyoungie:
Dispatch is Jaebeom, he told me when we were at my apartment.

Bammiebamsurmum:
What were you doing at your apartment?
;) ;) ;)

Gyeomiebear:
Bam, do you think they wrestled?

Markypoo:
They wrestled for hours on end. You know how it goes.

OtterJae:
Umm...I don't.

Markypoo:
What do you mean?

OtterJae:
It's a term for sex, right?
I'm still a virgin, guys.

Gyeomiebear:
You sweet little child!!

OtterJae:
I'm older than you.

Dispatch has changed their name to Imjb.

Imjb:
Have you had your first kiss at least?

OtterJae:
Of course I have!
It was when I was with my first ever boyfriend, in my last year of high school.

Markypoo:
My first kiss was in grade 8 of high school, it was with a girl too.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Ewwww.

Gyeomiebear:
^^

Imjb:
My first kiss was with this random guy I met in the club I went to when I turned 18.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Mine was in primary school. And if that doesn't count, then it was in my first year of high school...on the first day of school.

Gyeomiebear:
I had mine pretty recently.

Markypoo:
When?

Gyeomiebear:
On our summer break.

Bammiebamsurmum:
You hung out with me on summer break.
...oh
Oh!!
Oh my gosh, I'm honoured!!

OtterJae:
Are you guys dating yet?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Nope.

Imjb:
One you grow a pair and ask the other out.

Chief:
Don't worry, Mark. I had mine with a girl too!

Jinyoungie:
Chief is Jackson, and I had my first kiss with my previous boyfriend before Jaebeom.

Chief has changed their name to CuteBoi.

CuteBoi:
Wow! You're so smart, Jinyoung!!

Markypoo:
Jackson, why the username?

Bammiebamsurmum:
Even though I'm seriously gay, that username is gay as shit.

CuteBoi:
Honestly, all of you guys can suck it.
I'm cute.

Jinyoungie:
I'm cuter than you.

Imjb:
I agree with Jinyoung.

Gyeomiebear:
Biased opinion.

Imjb:
If Bambam said he was cute you would do the same thing.

Gyeomiebear:
True.

Markypoo:
Should we do a vote to see who's cuter? Just letting you guys know, y'all are both cute in my eyes.

CuteBoi:
Okay, get out.

Markypoo:
Excuse me?

Jinyoungie:
You're excused, we don't accept half-ass answers that make people's hearts flutter.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yeah! You not answering the question, is like saying 'Fault In Our Stars' and 'Five Feet Apart' aren't similar.

Imjb:
Why do we always have to roast each other?

CuteBoi:
Shut up, Buzz Lightyear.

Imjb:
Your laugh literally sounds like Ed from 'The Lion King'.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Oh sugar, honey, ice, tea!
Jinyoung got some competition!!

Jinyoungie:
Boi, your legs could literally snap if there were super, strong winds outside.

Bammiebamsurmum:
...you know what?
You right.

Gyeomiebear:
Bambam almost broke my legs when we were in bed-

Bammiebamsurmum:
That's right, boi! You know what it is!

Jinyoungie has removed Bammiebamsurmum and Gyeomiebear from the chat.