NUMBER ONE;

ANHYE: if i die my funeral's going to be the biggest party and you're all invited
YOONGI: if
JUNGKOOK: great, the only party i've ever been invited to and she might not even die

NUMBER TWO;

JUNGKOOK: how come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
ANHYE: what do you mean?
JUNGKOOK: you're just nicer than usual today
ANHYE: i can punch you if you want

NUMBER THREE;

TAEHYUNG: oh, come on, jimin, nobody actually thinks anhye is my girlfriend
JIMIN: put your hand up if you thought anhye was tae's girlfriend
TAEHYUNG: anhye! put your hand down!

NUMBER FOUR;

ANHYE: i think the glass if half empty
JIMIN: i think the glass is half full
ANHYE: i think you're full of shit

NUMBER FIVE;

TAEHYUNG: can you please do that thing that you always do
ANHYE: [smiles]
TAEHYUNG, breathless: thank you

NUMBER SIX;

NAMJOON, danger era: okay, i've called you all to this meeting because some of us don't seem to get along
ANHYE: me and yoongi are literally the only ones here

NUMBER SEVEN;

SEOKJIN: they ask me how i manage the maknaes so easily. the secret is, i don't. i have absolutely no control over them. earlier, jungkook called my name and when i went to see what was going on, anhye shot me in the throat with a nerf gun

NUMBER EIGHT;

SEOKJIN: so how's anhye?
HOSEOK: i told her she couldn't have ice cream because she's sick and she told me i'm not her favourite member anymore so we came to a compromise
SEOKJIN: which was?
HOSEOK: i gave her two bowls of ice cream and now i'm her favourite person in the world