i'm bored and i wanna share my bichie heathers au despite literally no one asking. i've just been obsessed with this ship lately and i love them. 

there's actually going to be a lot of hinted ships in this (such as stozier, hanzier, benverly, and some more probably) but the main focus is bill and richie. 

I was actually thinking about making this a poly heathers thing with richie as the main character but I discarded that for now. i also couldn't think of a good enough plot for it but i might return this idea if the people want lmaksdjskf.

anyways, enough of that. here is my badly written summary lmao.

i. our love is god, it 2017.

"man, i should have known something was off with him.
i mean who wears flannels besides lesbians? murderers."

richie tozier had plans. well, if you could call making enough "yo mom" jokes that would bring eddie kaspbrak to tears while stan uris rolled his eyes in that fond but not at all fond way as plans. anyways, that's not the point. the point is that bill denbrough, the boy who lost his brother last summer, wasn't part of the plan at all. then again, neither was murder. turns out, things can actually happen in derry, maine.

"what the fuck, richie."

ask me questions about this au pls. i'll answer them in the next chaper. i am just bored and desperate to talk about this idea.