chrisevans

happy 2nd anniversary to this dumb beautiful human being. thanks for giving me good memories, terrible meals, and an okay group of friends ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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yaboyaura

i couldnt find any photos of you that weren't extremely explicit so i googled photos of you and put the puppy filter on them cause you're basically a gigantic puppy love u 💜

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penny

i dont have any photos of you two but i have a fire selfie so happy anniversary nerds

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yaboyaura

this is better than the gift you actually got us

what am i supposed to do with a 2.5 foot long gummy worm

penny

stick it in your butthole

yaboyaura

tru