1 New Message from Penelope

Penelope

why did five boxes turn up at my doorstep with your address on the sent sticker???

Sebastian

its a truce

if i shower you with gifts can we be friends???

Penelope

it depends 

Sebastian

on what???

Penelope

what's in the other four boxes

Sebastian

what one did you open

Penelope 

a toothbrush that sings hannah montana

Sebastian

ah yes a classic

they're all as seen on tv products aura told me you like those

Penelope

everybody likes as seen on tv products

Sebastian

but you like them a lot???

Penelope

that is true

why would you buy me a clapper

i have motion sensor lights

Sebastian

you're supposed to say 'thanks seb that was real nice of you to buy me gifts'

you're the worst

Penelope

i know im the worst

its a title i wear proudly

hoLY HECKARONI

ARE THESE 

ARE THESE GLOVES MADE OF BREAD

Sebastian

yes they are

Penelope

THIS TRUCE IS ON

FUCK

I LOVE YOU

BREAD GLOVES ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

YES I WILL MAKE ANYTHING INTO A SANDWICH

Sebastian

glad you like them

pick you up at 8?

Penelope

u wish