1 new message from Tom

Tom

hey doe????

what's up???

Doe

nothing much

got heaps of work to do but yolo i guess

Tom

what was that on your instagram?

Doe

a hot picture of me being hot

Tom

i mean the comment

(seen)

1 new message to Liz

Doe

ELIZABETH FUCKIN HELP ME I FUCKED UP

HE'S QUESTIONING ME ABOUT WHY I PLAYED HARD TO GET

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Liz

first you chill

then u say something like 'wow look at the time i have to feed my zen pond full of koi fish"

Doe

that's no fucking help

i'm just gonna tell him i have a hot date to get to

Liz

but you don't?

Doe

I KNOW I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

1 new message from Tom

Tom

doe are you alive?

Doe

brb getting ready for a hot date

Tom

what?

who are you going out with?

doe

dorothy

who is it??

like obviously that's totally fine

but who is it

dorothy duval

1 new message from Tom

Tom

doe's going out on a date apparently?

Sebastian

what??!?!?!

my small screen sister?????

1 new message from Sebastian

Sebastian

OH MY GOD DOE'S GOT A DATE

Downey

stop involving me

i'm too old for your shit

1 new message from Downey

Downey

did you know doe's got a date tonight?

Anthony

WTF MY BBY

I GOTTA GET HER READY!

1 new message from Anthony

Anthony 

CHRIS 

SHE HAS A DATE

MY DAUGHTER HAS HER FIRST DATE

Chris

anthony doe isn't your child

1 new message from Chris

Chris

setting her up with someone isn't going to make her stop crushing on tom

Liz

why dO YOU ASSUME THIS IS ME

1 new message from Dorothy

Dorothy

hey so remember when you said you owed me a date

i'm cashing in that favour

a/n: news travels fast in the marvel fam