1 NEW MESSAGE TO #CUNTSWITHCAPES

Evans removed Doe from the conversation

Evans

hey guys

okay first of all we need to change this chat name

second of all it's doe's last day filming soon so we need to do something for her

Liz

get her drunk and watch her fall head over heels for her boy crush

Tom

she has a boy crush????

Anthony

yeah she does and its none of your business who

i think she'd like cake

im gonna get her cake

RDJ

i'll organise a party filled with celebrities

she loves celebrities

Hemsworth

i can get her family over from straya

Anthony

no hemsworth what kid wants their family at a party with them?

except me because i'm her favourite mom

Tom

i would want my family with me at a party

Liz

yeah but you're weird

Tom

ouch

you know doe doesn't even like parties

Evans

course she does every teenager likes parties

you're just weird

Liz

WOAH CAP+WANDA UNITE

Tom

oh my god she isnt a teenager

neither am i

she doesn't like parties trust me

RDJ

oops my finger slipped and i texted like 500 people

shame

Tom

i didnt know the elderly could work phones

Hemsworth

HAHAHAHHAHA NICE ONE TOMMY BOY

Sebastian

what's crackalackin

why do i have so many notifications

Tom

i'm trying to convince these old people that doe probably doesn't want a party for her going-away gift

she doesn't like parties

Liz

yeah the kid's right

i was going to bring her to a premiere after-party with me a few weeks ago but she didn't want to go

RDJ

i dont care

i dont feel bad about making this about me

i want a party

we can give her gifts or something to make up for the bad party

Tom

for gods sake robert

Anthony

we're sorry son

no wait you cant be my son because doe is my daughter and there is a strong Anti-Incest Movement™ in this group chat

but even if you were both my children i would still ship it probably

Liz

why are we friends with this

Evans

ive learnt to block it out

Sebastian

i was going to talk on here but then i saw you were talking about incest and now im deleting myself from here and also from life good riddance

i dont even want to know what you were talking about

Tom

i dont either 

im just going to say

dont be surprised when she doesnt like the party

goodbye 

Tom left the conversation

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM GLIN-DOE THE GOOD WITCH

Glin-Doe the Good Witch

hey netherlands what happened on the gc

why did i get removed

Tom Thumb

oh nothing

everyone's being weird

Glin-Doe the Good Witch

aw man i love it when everybody's weird

makes me feel more normal