groupchat: cunts with capes

RDJ sent a message

RDJ

while Doe's offline and shooting

we need to set up a system

she keeps saying australian stuff we don't understand

hemsworth doesn't say these things

Evans

yeah she called me a 'mad c**t' earlier

australia doesn't sound real to me idk about you guys

Hemsworth

evans you are a mad cunt though

Mackie

i love doe

she uses the word cunt unironically

i want to be in australia

Hemsworth

no anthony you don't

fucking tony abbott man

Mackie

fucking who?

RDJ

OKAY BUT AVENGERS

when Doe (or Hemsworth on occasion) uses weird slang

someone has to write it down and find out what it means

because i'm 115% sure she's making half of it up

Hemsworth

mate she's not

trust me

she's not

Doe

scarnon cunts

Evans

DOE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

NONE OF US SPEAK AUSTRALIAN

Doe

like legit?

you can't understand what i'm saying???

Hemsworth

yeah nah they don't understand you

Doe

rural victoria is a crazy place guys

we have our own fuckin dialect

Hemsworth

she probably had roos and shit roaming her garden that's how rural it is

Mackie

roos like kangaroos????

get outta here

teach me some slang doe

Doe

okay i'll quiz you

if i said i wanted to have a 'cheeky root' with tom, what would i mean?

Mackie

fuck knows 

you want to plant trees?

oh my god is root slang for drugs

like

the devils lettuce

Doe

yes anthony

thats exactly what it means

i want to smoke the marijuana leaf with thomas netherlands

Hemsworth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Doe

okay another one

this is my current situation

'going for a walk to maccas in my thongs and they snapped halfway there so now i'm at the servo and this heaps mad cunt came in to get some ciggys and his card got declined so now the cunts going off like a cat in a wheelie bin'

Evans

doe

what

i dont

how is that even proper english language

Mackie

what the hell does that mean

Hemsworth

translation: going for a walk to mcdonalds in my sandals and they snapped halfway there so now i'm at the gas station and this heaps mad cunt came in to get some cigarettes and his card got declined so now the cunts going crazy

Mackie

whats a 'heaps mad cunt'

why are there heaps of them

like piles?

do you pile up crazy people in australia?

your whole country sounds whack

Evans

mackie stop that word isn't nice

Tom

what the hell guys

why are you like this

am i the only sane one here

RDJ

I was only trying to get people to google whether or not doe was making up australian phrases

Doe

HEMSWORTH

I GOT A FUCKIN STICKER

Hemsworth

YEEEAEAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Mackie

okay now even i give up this is not a language i will ever be fluent in