imsebastianstan

last dinner with becky barnes before she heads back to the land down under

tagged: doe.duval

doe.duval: becky and bucky barnes

doe.duval: mama and papa barnes didn't think that one through

chrisevans: you guys know you aren't real siblings right

imsebastianstan: shut up chris yes we are

doe.duval

ah yes. the life of having shit fuckin genetics. the life of being 5 foot tall while everybody else is tall or in heels. the life of having mark ruffalo constantly leaning down to make you feel included. love u mark. ur doing the lords work.

doe.duval

and if you cunts are expecting an emotional goodbye between me and this pisswizard you aren't getting one. im hauling him back home with me. my mums going to beat him with a kitchen spoon.

imsebastianstan: HES DRUNK AT THE AIRPORT HAHHAAHA

imsebastianstan: TRUST ARACHNID KID TO GET DRUNK AT AN AIRPORT

doe.duval: well he's kinda drunk he was drinking with jacob last night and i'm pretty sure he's still pissed

tomholland2013: im not drunk stop lying

tomholland2013: also stop ignoring me

doe.duval: he's a clingy drunk

tomholland2013: noT D RUNK

a/n: r.i.p my shitty editing skills part 304158