tomholland2013

dinnertime!

tagged: doe.duval

imsebastianstan: this is so cute you can literally see the love in her eyes

doe.duval: shut up you sappy fuck

lizzie_olsen: aw seb's right thats adorableeeeee

doe.duval: liz i htae you s omuch

rudd_paul: i don't usually get involved with social media stuff because i'm not a teenager and also i don't like any of you

rudd_paul: but goddamn if these arent the cutest kids you've ever seen

doe.duval: TOM BETTER GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE CUNT HAHAHAHAHA

tomholland2013: rudd you ruined my life

chrisevans: ???????

doe.duval: i was gonna dm rudd and ask whats crackalackin but tom said he never uses instagram so i bet that he would respond to me

doe.duval: so tom said 'id sooner ask you to marry me than he would reply to anyone on social media'

doe.duval: so guess who's getting hitched

lizzie_olsen: oh my god can i be flower girl

chrisevans: no i'm flower girl

chrisevans: wait no i want to be maid of honour

imsebastianstan: no obviously im maid of honour

tomholland2013: guys as much as i'd love to we aren't actually getting hitched

doe.duval: 'as much as id love to' my ass you wouldn't last two days married to me

tomholland2013: yes i would! i know your coffee order!

doe.duval: well jokes on you because i dont drink coffee

tomholland2013: yes you do. hazelnut flat white, cream and that dumb chocolate powder they sprinkle on top

doe.duval: ITS NOT DUMB ITS YUM

doe.duval: wow copyright that shit right there

doe.duval: okay competition rules

doe.duval: whoever wants a divorce first before the end of this holiday loses

doe.duval: and you have to buy me a puppy

tomholland2013: what if i win?

doe.duval: oh yeah like that's going to happen

doe.duval: well you'd better go find a ring and a priest cause this shit is happening for realsies

rudd_paul: i go online for five minutes...

a/n: wow clo didn't make a shit edit for once i can see pigs fly in the distance