1 new message from thomas jefferson

thomas jefferson

hey doe...

doe-a-deer

yes tom jefferson?

thomas jefferson

oh my goodness doe please stop

doe-a-deer
whatever you say thomas my love

thomas jefferson

but actually while you're on the 'love' topic

mackie told me that he wants us to get together

doe-a-deer

are we not already together?????

was i misinformed by hollywood trash news sources????

#fakenews

thomas jefferson

but seriously doe

can you just tell people we're not dating

doe-a-deer

thomas jefferson

oh forget it

don't worry

doe-a-deer

no tom wait

i was kidding

the only reason is if i release a statement people will be like 'wow what a whore' and i cant be fucked dealing with them to be honest

"oh doe must be seeking attention because nobody ever said her and tom were dating and now she's telling everyone they aren't wahwahwah"

i just want a fucken paddle pop and a nap tom

oh whatever

go drink some tea or something toodle pip

doe-a-deer changed thomas jefferson's nickname to tom