6:29AM JUNE 22ND

Chris Evans invited Aurora Dunkirk to the group chat.

Aurora Dunkirk:

wow first you tweet #avengersquad then u invite me to a group chat

i was the first recurring character here guys dont u forget that

Elizabeth Olsen:

And we're forever grateful <3 <3

Aurora Dunkirk:

naw boo <3

Sebastian Stan:

wtf Chris I thought we decided that group chats were too messy

Aurora Dunkirk:

actually u have a point

group chats are a shitshow

also do u guys even know how to change nicknames

Chris Evans:

No

Elizabeth Olsen:

No

Sebastian Stan:

I do but I lack the creativity it takes to make anything up

Aurora Dunkirk:

what a bunch of fuckin noobs

Aurora Dunkirk set her own nickname to Aura

Aura set Chris Evans nickname to Christopher

Aura set Elizabeth Olsen nickname to Lizzie

Aura set Sebastian Stan nickname to Seabass

Aura set Anthony Mackie nickname to Mackaroni

Aura set Scarlett Johansson nickname to ScarJo

Aura set Robert Downey Jr nickname to RDJ

Aura:

hm yeah i think i made this chat 200000x more better

no thanks to any of you

Christopher:

Still got those curlers in???

Aura:

how about u go stick one of these spiky fuckers inside of your dick

Lizzie:

Well ain't that true love

ScarJo:

Why do I always get here when it gets weird?

Do I attract weirdness?

Is that my superpower?

Aura:

it's the only superpower you'll ever have 

Seabass:

Ouch Aura that was cold

Aura:

says the winter soldier

Lizzie:

You're full of stone cold roasts today, aren't you?

Christopher:

If this is about the curler joke I'm sorry

I didn't mean it

Aura:

stfu hoe 

well guys as riveting as this conversation is

im gonna have to go

gotta get my warpaint on

Christopher:

What do you mean get your warpaint on?

Aura

Aura

Guys what does she mean warpaint?

I've only read the scenes we've filmed

Guys

Aura

Lizzie:

Wow that was adorable

I don't know if she means makeup or literal warpaint but she's not evil

If that's what you were implying

Seabass:

Holy shit you guys 

I'm in the same trailer as him

He got real panicky for a second there

Overprotective Chris is the best Chris

Chris:

Not overprotective

Just don't want her to be HYDRA 

Or dead

That's not a lot to ask right?

Lizzie:

It is when you're with Marvel

@auradunkirk

the sun JUST came up and ive already been awake for an hour this day is not going well

@auradunkirk

wtf marvel i hope u dont want me to pay for this im not rich enough for tom ford

@auradunkirk

actually might start waking up earlier (lie) cause early morning sunlight makes me look bomb as fuck (not a lie)

@ChrisEvans

Snuck in to see @auradunkirk. She looked very cute and innocent until she told me to do some very inappropriate things with my script

@auradunkirk

lmao i think chris hates me cause i told him to ram the entire script up his dickhole

@auradunkirk

@chrisevans STOP TWEETING PICTURES OF ME IM A BADASS NOT CUTE AND INNOCENT WHAT THE FUCK

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