Avu : WHAT THE HELL.... Tum yaha kya kr ho?
Person: kya kre aap se door nyi rha ja rha tha😁

Avu : RIYAZ..

Ri : haanji hum..
Sid: ( ab ye kaun aa gya yrr 😒)
Reem: avu hamari bhi pehchan karao yrr
Sid: (isse bhi badi jaldi hai us takle se milne ki😑) ha ha humein bhi toh milao [with a fake smile]
Avu: so he is..

Riyaz kept his hand on her mouth

Ri: um.. Avu let me introduce myself
Sid : (Abey toh muh pe haath rakhne ki kya jaroorat hai .woh haqq abhi sirf mera hai. haath hata apna, uski lipstick kharab hojayegi)
Ri: so guys, myself riyaz ali, mai bhi india mein rehta tha and avu k school mein tha, bt unfortunately muze  is school mein shift krna pada . Bt fortunately ab avu yaha aa gyi hai toh sab thik ho gya hai 😊
Reem and bhavy: nyyc to meet you riyaz
Riyaz : same here guys 😁
Sid: (saale mere saamne apni battisi na nikal, daat todke haath mein rakh dunga. Huh.. Sid tu kyu bhadak rha hai yrr. Tuze kyu padi hai us riyaz ki itni, ignore maar)  chlo Lecture start ho jayenge yrr
Ri :hey... Whts ur name [pointing Sid]
Sid : siddharth nigam
Ri : ha so siddharth, lectures 11 ko strt honge . Thodi teachers ki kuch meeting wagera chal rahi hai. Dont wrry, jst chill
Sid: yeah sure bro
Ri: avu chlo tumhe cllg ghuma du
Sid: (cllg koi ghumne ki jagah hai kya, mai toh avu ko sara india ghuma du) arey humein bhi le chlo, kyu doston?
Reem: ha na yrr
Avu: chlo na puch kyu rhe ho yrr
Ri:ugh.. Ok chlo

He showed them the canteen library ,garden and their classes.
They all saw their divisions and luckily they were in same division too  i.e.' C ' .They sometimes had same lectures in same class. Soon it was 11 and the bell rang.

Ri: guyz, it's english now and we all have tht same subject so com'mon i'll show you the english classroom
Bhavy: humne abhi to apni classes dekhi
Ri : arey nyi woh humare main classrooms the aur yaha har subject k liye alag classroom hai , aur english ka classroom 2nd floor pe hai. So chale?
Everyone: yeah chalo

They took the last benches #backbenchers 😁

Avu sat with reem, Sid with bhavy and riyaz sat with his friend in the same row

Riyaz : guyz she is my frnd anushka and anushka she is my school frnd avu
Sid: (saala kab se avu, avu kar raha hai,Uska naam avneet hai)
Anu: hi avu
Avu: hello anu , nyyc to meet you. Myself avneet, she's my friend reem and they are Sid and bhavy.
Anu: hello ☺

Everyone: hii..

Bell rang and the teacher came in, all stood up and greeted "gooooood morrrrrrnnnniiiinnnngggg teaaaaacherrrrrrrr "

( one mark for you if you sang it in the same childish tone) 🙂

Teacher : good morning students, sit down.I'm ur english teacher Mrs. Hetal . So lets start with some basics today.
Sid : [while yawning] yrr kya bore ho rha hai

He started playing with avu's hair who was sitting in front of him

Avu: Sid.. Kya kr rhe ho yrr.
Sid: neeni aa lahi hai
Avu: (oh God,his voice. he's acting like a kid) toh so jao yrr muze kyu pareshan kr rhe ho
Mrs. Hetal : hey you, second last bench you white top [while pointing avu]
Avu : huh me?
Mrs. Hetal : yess you, get out from my class
Avu: bt ma'am..
Mrs. Hetal: shut up, OUT NOW
Avu went out of the class
Sid: oh no yeh sab maine kiya yrr, usse kyu bahar bheja
Bhavy: ab kya fyda yeh sochne ka

Sid stood up and raised his hand

Mrs. Hetal: yess any doubt?
Sid: ha miss bohot dino se ye sawaal pareshaan kr rha hai
Mrs. Hetal : kaunsa sawaal?
Sid :  baahubali ko kattapa ne maara tha ye toh pata chal gaya.. Par ye jungle mein mogali ko chaddi dene wala abhi tak gayab hai..
Mrs. Hetal : what? Shut up and sit down

Sid stood up once again and raised his hand

Mrs. Hetal : wht is your prblm now?
Sid : can I go to washroom ma'am?
Mrs. Hetal : (correcting him) may I*
Sid : miss aap kyu aa rahi ho (he said while scratching the back of his neck and chuckling a while )

Everyone in class started laughing at his antics

Mrs. Hetal : Get out

Sid's condition :-

Bhavy stood up too  raising his hand

Mrs. Hetal : oh god.. What is it?
Bhavy : miss muze bhi ek sawaal puchna tha
Mrs. Hetal : ugh.. Pucho
Bhavy : duniya ka sabse pehla hawaai jahaaj kaha par udaa tha?
Mrs. Hetal: I guess it's history so how am I supposed to know
Bhavy : mai batau
Mrs. Hetal : yeah sure
Bhavy : hawaa mein

He answered and started laughing loudly at his own joke while everyone looked at him weirdly
Reem was seeing this drama and decided to play along. So evn she joined him and started to laugh weirdly at his joke

Mrs. Hetal: YOU TWO.. GET OUT OF MY CLASS RIGHT NOW..
Reem : (while moving out) : Ma'am , bss ek advice deti hu, aap na thoda makeup dhang se lagaya karo,  pimples kam dikhenge.

Mrs. Hetal gave them death glares
They moved out from class and saw Sid was waiting for thm

Sid : I knew tum log aaoge (he said as they bumped their fists together)

They saw avu standing sadly there

Sid: yo nakalchi chorni
Avu: Sid, tum teenon yaha?
Reem: ha woh tere Sid ko tere bina jeena saja lag raha tha, toh aa gye

Avu  blushed a little bt quickly covered up

Avu: shut up

They chatted about what happened in class when avu was gone and soon the bell rang. Mrs. Hetal came out and gave them a glare as they were still laughing. They stopped laughing and stood straight. As soon as Mrs. Hetal went they again laughed loudly entering the class.

Avu: oh god, u guys are horrible
Ri : hey avu, srry woh muze bhi aana chahiye tha bt kuch reason hi nhi mila bahar nikalne ka
Sid : nyi koi baat nyi ( accha hi hua tu nyi aaya)
Anu: hey, reem ur compliment was the best. She really needs some good makeup to hide her pimples. (She said while giggling)

They attended three more lectures separately and came to the canteen as the recess bell rang.
They were sitting together as in sid, avu, reem, bhavy, riyaz, Anu and again sid.

The announcement bell rang and someone spoke, " Good afternoon students, here is Mr.Khuranna ur principal. So there is a freshers party in our cllg the next Saturday. There will b lots of events , games and surprise gifts. I hope you enthusiastically participate in each event. The details of the party will be reported in each class as well as are on the notice board.So freshers be ready to rock. Thank you "

Avu: woah did you hear it, thts something interesting
Reem: yeah finally ..
Bhavy: hey chlo na notice dekhke aate hai
Sid: ha pata toh chale hone kya wala hai
Boys went to see while girls gossiped on several topics . Soon boyz came..
Reem: ha so kya hone wala hai, kab hone wala hai, kitne bje hone wala hai?
Ri :  Next Saturday night 10 pm
Bhavy: cllg auditorium mei , events suspense hai
Sid: yeah and theme is black for girls and white for boys
Avu: [ squealing] yesss
Reem: kya hua itna kya excitement?
Avu : arey ye bichara Sid, jab dekho tab he's wearing black only. Ab jaake ye kaala kauwa kuch alag pehenega na
Sid : are you stalking me?
Avu: bhakk.. Y should I stalk u. Mai bandar jaise dikhne walo ko stalk nyi krti
Sid : huh.. Muze bhi jungali bili jaisi ladkiyon ko se stalk hona nyi hai
Avu: you.. Tumne muze jungali bili kaha idiot
Sid : shakal hi waisi hai toh kya kru
Avu: ugh.. I don't wanna talk to u
Sid: mai bhi kaha mara ja rha hu baat krne k liye
Bhavy: yrr Sid chill.. Khubsurat ladkiyon se zagda nhi krte
Sid :[ while keeping his hand on his forehead and acting to search] kaha? Kaha par hai khubsurat ladkiya?
Avu : oh god u r so annoying
Reem: acha bss kro chlo
Ri : chlo ab ghar
Bhavy: ghar?
Anu : ha woh first day half day hota hai  hamesha so.. Chlo ab kal milenge
Everyone: yess

They all went home

(Ps : i dont hate riyaz at any point)

I updated 😧 yess.. 😐

Well....
C ya...

#ishq💕