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DAY 3
Siddharth reached at nulife colony only to see the dreadful view in front of him.
Avneet was hanging around with a boy hand in hand . Siddharth reached to her seeing her all happy and shy while he left daggers from his eyes. His eyes were only focused on their intertwined hands. One could practically watch the arrows coming out from his eyes as if that could harm that idiot boy and he'll leave her hand
Avu : kya hua, jalan ho rhi hai
She said to siddharth, in a sing song way
Sid: Nah.... tumhe kya lgta hai apni frnd ke boyfriend ko apna boyfriend banakar , you can make me jealous
He said smirking to her while our avneet was shocked. How did he knew it?
Avu : how do you know it?
She asked with calculative eyes
Sid : sweety tumhare samne tumhara Romeo khada hai koi awara nalla aashiq nahi. Tumhara bio data mere dimag hai meri jaan . Aur aap bhai sahab, haath chhodne ka kasht karenge?
Siddharth said firstly to avneet with sweetest voice of his but eventually turned it into threatening one while talking to her fresh fake boyfriend. He immediately left avneet's hand obviously afraid of siddharth. But avneet forcefully clinged her arms around his
Avu : tu dar kyu rhaa hai yrr woh bhi isse. Aur aap Romeo ji aapko jo krna hai kro mai ye haath nahi chodungi
Siddharth sighed listening to her naive voice, he knows how to deal with such conditions. He took out a pocket knife and dangled it in front of her fake boyfriend's eyes.
Sid : agar mere 5 count krne se pehle tune uska haath nhi chhoda toh tera haath zindagi bhar meri Juliet k haath mein rahega
Boy : ma..mat..matlab ka..kya hai tumhara
Sid : mujhe tera haath kaatna padega muhahahahah
He completed with an evil laugh at the end, then examining his knife which was shining from the sunlight.
Sid : kya hai na , apni suhaagraat ke din tera haath mujhe mere aur Juliet ke beech mein nahi chahiye, toh nikaal le na , mai paanch tak count krta hu ha
Avu : f#ck you
Sid : Areyy itni jaldi bhi kya hai, shaadi ki saari formalities toh krle, fir woh bhi kr lenge 😉
He said closing his eyes with his hands , as he played their honeymoon sight in his mind . That boy removed his arms from hers but she again took them and tightened the grip. Siddharth opened his eyes after counting till 5
Sid : Baadme mat bolna warn nhi kiya tha
Siddharth said placing the knife on her fake boyfriend's shoulder threatening him that if he didn't take his precious hand back towards him, siddharth have to carry it to his honeymoon too. He was serious, his eyes said so. The boy pulled his hand and ran out from there reflex to it siddharth started laughing. He showed his tongue to him.
Sid : Juliet tumhara fake boyfriend kitna bhondu hai yrr nakli chaku se dar gya
Avu : what the fuck is wrong with you
Three girls came to her running, indeed her friends G1, G2 and G3.
Sid : Arey sali saheba ji kaise hai aap log
G1 : hum thik hai aap?
G2 : chup re pagal, oyye humari dost se door rhe wrna anjaam accha nyi hoga
Sid : saali saheba cool.. Take a chill pill man . Mein bss aapki dost ko mere doston ki bhabhi banane aaya hu
G1 : ohh yeh toh bohot acchi baat hai
G3 : isko koi chup karao yrr, dekhiye bhai sahab aap jaise aur kai log line mein hai aapka number aane par aapko bata denge okay?
Sid : oh ok I'll wait for it Juliet
He said looking dreamily towards avneet
G1 : Juliet kaun Juliet? Iska naam toh avbbb
Avneet clasped her hand on her stupid mouth before she reveals her name to him. Yeah our avneet don't know, he knows her name , already
Sid : huh.. Abhi pata chalne hi wala tha, kya yrr tum bhi Juliet
Avu : mein mera naam tum jaise ladko ko nhi batati . itni jaldi hai na naam janane ki toh khud hi pata laga lo na
Sid : sweet mein tumhara naam tumhare muh se hi nikalwaunga. Mark my words love, by
G1 : by jiju
Avu : chup re
Sid : tum hi inmein sabse jyada samajhdaar dikhti ho
G1 : thank you
She said shyly while siddharth went to G3
Sid: aur aap saali saheba, humara number kab aayega
G3 : iss janam mein toh kabhi nahi
Siddharth huffed on her comment, silly her he thought. Aaj tak aisi ladki paida nahi hui joh siddharth nigam ko hate kar sake, whatever it is in reel Or real Or here. He glanced at her Juliet for the last time today and walked off to his bike.
Avu : oh god .. Is he crazy?
She placed her both hands on her head massaging it from the temporary headache, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦.
"90824 12567 , am I correct? "
She turned back terrified hearing his voice again. She mumbled some curse words under her breath as she found his face just a inches from hers.
Avu : how did you know?
She asked taken aback by his actions, how the hell did he knew everything.
Sid : oh madam bola na pehle bhi, aapka bio data mere dimag mein hai, aur aap mere dil mai
He first said pointing his brain and then placing his hand right on his heart with a dreamy expression on his face. But avneet smirked on his information which was not so correct.
Avu : last two digits aren't 5,6,7 they are 4 , 5..
She stopped in midway, this tym siddharth smirked on his victory, she was almost on the verge of his trap.
Avu : it's slip of tongue, the correct numbers are 1,0,2
She said confidently as if he'll buy her lie
Sid : sweetie, I know you are a bad lier so don't lie to me. I'll call you soon
He winked at her and waved at his saali sahebas before zooming off his bike.
Avu : ugh... Fuck he's so irritating
She said frustrated, there were many guys who were attracted to her but none of them irritated her as much as siddharth did.
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"Hello" A girly voice came from other side
"Hey juliet " Siddharth spoke
"Who's this? "
"Oh come on Juliet, tum muze bhul kaise skti ho? Aaj hi toh mile the hum "
"Sorry but I'm not Juliet, wrong number"
" I know meri jaan tum naaraz ho muzse, bina tumse puche tumhara number churaya. Par ab maaf bhi kr do na apne Romeo ko."
"Ek kaan ke niche bajaungi na, fir se phone kiya toh police mein complain kr dungi , idiot "
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Siddharth called his Juliet at night . But as the last three digits were not sure to B3 , he himself got it from Juliet. But to his bad luck she sensed his trap , so the last digit was still a mystery. He dialled every number from 0 to 9 but every time he failed miserably.
It clicked to him that his girl was more smarter than she looked. She purposely gave him wrong digits and thn acted.
DAY 4
Avneet was combing her hair in front of her mirror, the clock struck 4 . As she picked up her bag a loud thud was heard from living room. She ran out to see .....
the window shattered into infinity pieces. G1 looked horrified as she came from the kitchen, G2 was loudly singing in the shower and G3 was not aware of her surroundings as she was snoring in her deep sleep.
Avu: what the hell happened here?
She shouted as she moved to the broken pieces of glass.
G1 : avu lag jayegi, dur rhe
Avu : par ye kiya kis..
She stopped when her eyes fell on a paper, it was wrapped around a rock . She wrapped off the paper which was more a message to her.
" Need window repair?
Contact : ***** ***** "
G1 : avu number bhi diya hai, dial kare?
Avu : ruk abhi krti hu, dekhe toh ye hai kaun jisne humare ghar ki kaanch todne ki himmat ki
She dialled the number from the paper
Person: hello?
Avu : ayye humare ghar ki kaanch tune todi hai na
Person : main jaan skta hu aap kaun hai
Avu : nyi
Person: ohk mai phone rkhta hu
Avu: oh hello sun toh..
G1 : kya hua
Avu : saale ne phone kaat diya, abhi usko dekhti hu
She dialled the number again and again but none received.
Avu : ugh..
G1 : chhod de na avu, Tu filhal apni documentary par dhyan de. Ja wrna late hojayegi
Avu : hmm take care, kisi ka phone aaye toh bata dena ok, main chalti hu
As she went outside G2 came from the shower still shouting ( I mean singing )" I love it when you call me Señorita, I wi.. Ye kya hai? "
She exclaimed looking at the mess before her
Avneet came to home tired , nearly at 8 , some pictures of the places she visited lied in her hand bag while her camera on her shoulder. She threw everything in the room then put her phone on charging and fell on the couch .
Sleep was ready to engulf her in a hug when her phone buzzed. She ignored and continued to sleep but it buzzed on continuously.
Avu : what the actual heck..
She pulled out her phone frustrated and checked
A message from
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Kaun hai ye???
Aur ye raha aapka sawaal 1 crore rupaiye ke liye
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RASODE MEIN KAUN THA ????
(Ps : I love that song 😂)
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Well thank you to them 🙂🙃
Sooo...
I need a break
For my upcoming exams 😖
I really need to study hard 😞
But I promise you I would come up with a fun chapter for sure
Take care
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