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3:19 am

baby bear 🐻
bitch

my darling famous sister
idiot
what do you want

baby bear 🐻
idk just to talk

my darling famous sister
what about

baby bear 🐻
anything

my darling famous sister
kk
did you know a chef's hat has
exactly 100 pleats

baby bear 🐻
why would i know that
what would i use it for

my darling famous sister
next time you go to a restaurant
you can tell who's a fake chef and
who's a real chef

baby bear 🐻
bruh
can't i just ask
i'm not going to count every pleat

my darling famous sister
yeah but like
what if they're a spy
OR AN ALIEN

baby bear 🐻
i question your sanity

my darling famous sister
YES AN ALIEN
YOU KNOW THAT STORY WHERE IT'S LIKE
THE ALIENS COME DOWN TO EARTH AND 
ONE OF THEM WORKS AT A RESTAURANT
AND THIS GUY GETS MURDERED AND THEY
ARE SUSPECTS
i forgot the rest of it

baby bear 🐻
i question humanity

my darling famous sister
wow i am all of humanity now
i am ~truly honoured~

baby bear 🐻
-_-
also one of your fans sent me this

my darling famous sister
how do you know they're my fan-

baby bear 🐻
they're insane and have no life

my darling famous sister
OI
MY FANS ARE AMAZING

baby bear 🐻
they're really not

my darling famous sister
god
are you alright

baby bear 🐻
yeah of course

the oc speaks:
fandoms can get bat crazy, don't
be a crazy fan. that's awkward
and embarrassing. be a good fan,
supportive, kind and sensible.
lol ok i'm out.