Avon: I know you snuck out last night, Quin

Karl: Play dumb!

Quin: Whose Quin?

Karl: NOT THAT DUMB!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Why does Xylo look so sad?

Quin: They took a which 'Dream SMP member are you?' Quiz

Niki: What did they get?

Quin: Quackity...

Alex: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Xylo: EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Ranboo: Avon isn't answering her phone.

Tubbo: Do you want me to try?

Tommy: Nice try, but both Ranboo and myself have called.

Avon: Hey Tubs, what's up?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Niki: This is such a bad idea.  

Avon: Then why are you coming along?  

Niki: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Wilbur: Three words, say them and I'll be yours

Avon: Three words

Wilbur: *Facepalms*

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Katie: Can you please be serious for five seconds?

Avon: My record is four, but I can try

Chandler: My record is three...and I won't be trying

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Alex: WHY. why did you give Xylo a KNIFE?!  

Quin: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe. 

Alex: Now I feel unsafe! 

Quin: I'm sorry. 

Quin: ... would you like a knife?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Tommy, you have to apologize to Tubbo.

Tommy: FINE

Tommy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE 

Avon: Anything, honestly, but singers especially 

Phil, desperately, as Avon bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE 

Avon: Oh! B positive. 

Phil: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE 

Avon:.....

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Quin: I'm incredibly fast at math. 

Ranboo: Alright, what's 30x17? 

Quin: 47 

Ranboo: That's not even close. 

Quin: But it was fast.

Ranboo: I-alright

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Karl: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. 

Quin, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Jimmy, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. 

Chandler: Hey. 

Chris: Hi. 

Karl: Hello. 

Avon: Hey! 

Quin: Sup

Jimmy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 

Quin: We were out of Doritos.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Phil: Just be yourself. 

Wilbur: 'Be myself'? Phil, I have one day to win Avon over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? 

Ranboo: Few days.

Tubbo: Couple weeks. 

Tommy: Six months. 

Technoblade: Jury's still out. 

Wilbur: See, Phil? 

Wilbur: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Purpled: Hewwo. 

Tubbo: Hihiiiiii! 

Techno: Greetings, Humans. 

Ranboo: Three kinds of people. 

Quin: I want pudding. 

Avon: Four kinds of people. 

Tommy: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS? 

Ranboo: Five kinds of people.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

*The squad right before Avon's Minecraft wedding* 

Niki: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. 

Ranboo: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! 

Tommy: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well 

Tubbo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND 

BadBoyHalo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Wilbur, realizing: OH SHIT I'M IN THE WEDDING!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. 

Dream: This knife is actually a magic wand. 

Technoblade: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. 

Tommy: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 

Philza, a concerned father: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Sykunno: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?  

Avon: Rude. 

Toast: That's fair. 

Corpse: Not again. 

Valkyrae: Are you going to want this back?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Chandler: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Jimmy: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Chandler: Three of us saw it, Jimmy. How do you explain that?

Jimmy: *Points at Chris* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Karl* Paranoia. *Points at Avon* Delusional personality disorder. 

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Phil: Anyone d- 

Avon: Depressed? 

Wilbur: Drained? 

Alex: Dumb? 

Dream: Disliked? 

Phil: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

BadBoyHalo: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life 

Avon: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! 

Sapnap: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! 

George: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! 

Dream: My moral code, is that you? 

BadBoyHalo: 

BadBoyHalo: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Alex: I'm an idiot. 

Avon: 

Tommy: 

Ranboo: 

Quin: 

Niki: 

Tubbo: 

Xylo: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Xylo: *Screams* 

Alex: *Screams louder to assert dominance* 

Niki: Should we do something?! 

Avon, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon, setting down a card: Ace of spades 

Quin, pulling out an Uno card: +4 

Karl, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you 

Xylo, trembling: What are we playing

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

*Quin is cooking* 

Xylo: Any chance that's for me? 

Quin: It's for Karl. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. 

Avon: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Xylo: Truth or dare? 

Avon: Dare 

Xylo: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room 

Avon: Hey Wilbur

Wilbur, blushing: Yeah? 

Avon: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Niki

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

George: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 

Avon: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 

Sapnap: I personally was created in a lab. 

Dream: I just straight up spawned lol.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Alex: *Gently taps table* 

Xylo: *Taps back* 

Quin: What are they doing? 

Avon: Morse code. 

Xylo: *Aggressively taps table* 

Alex: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Ranboo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? 

Tommy: Put spaghetti in it. 

Ranboo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. 

Quin: Put spaghetti in it. 

Ranboo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. 

Tubbo: Put spaghetti in it. 

Ranboo: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Drista: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people? 

Ranboo: Plane tickets? 

Tubbo: Concert tickets? 

Tommy: Prostitution? 

Quin, holding Drista's broken frames: Glasses.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Tommy, Tubbo, Quin, and Ranboo are sitting on a bench 

Wilbur: Why do you guys look so sad? 

Tommy: Sit down with us so we can tell you. 

*Wilbur sits down* 

Tommy: The bench is freshly painted.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Toast: Everyone, synchronize your watches. 

Sykkuno: I don't know how to do that. 

Valkyrae: I don't wear a watch. 

Avon: I broke mine.

Corpse: Time is a construct.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Sapnap: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! 

Dream: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD 

Sapnap: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING GEORGE WITH ME 

Avon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Quin to Avon: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avon, motioning to her and Dream: No no no no, TWO idiots!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Drista: We need to get through this locked door. Dream, give me your credit card. 

Dream: Here. 

Drista, pocketing it: Thanks. Avon, kick down the door.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Chris: What time is it? 

Avon: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out 

Avon: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 

Katie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 

Avon: It's 2 am

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Tell Ranboo about the birds and the bees. 

Tubbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Alex, keep an eye on Xylo today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. 

Alex: Sure, I'd love to see Xylo get punched. 

Avon: Try again. 

Alex, sighing: I will stop Xylo from getting punched.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★ 

Karl: HELP! I TOLD AVON I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! 

Quin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★ 

Avon: Is having a penis fun? 

Dream: It has its ups and downs. 

Sapnap: Sometimes it's a little hard. 

George: It's a pain in the ass. 

BadBoyHalo: Oh, Jesus, guys, come on. 

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★  

Valkyrae: Bye Avon! Bye Corpse! Bye Toast! Bye Sykkuno! Bye Avon! 

Toast: You said 'bye Avon' twice. 

Valkyrae: I like Avon.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★  

Avon: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. 

Alex: ... Your what? 

Avon: My friends. 

Niki: Are they saying "friends"? 

Wilbur: I think they're being sarcastic. 

Dream: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Avon! All of your friends are in this room. 

Avon: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★  

Avon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? 

Chandler: Several traffic violations.  

Chris: Three counts of resisting arrest. 

Karl: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. 

Jimmy: Also, that's not our car.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

BadBoyHalo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Phil: Have everyone stand

Tubbo: Bring three more chairs!

Avon: The most important ones can sit down

Technoblade: Kill three

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

5up: What does 'take out' mean? 

DK: Food. 

Hafu: Dating 

Steve: Murder 

Avon: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Dream: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

George: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Sapnap: I recorded the dumb stuff

Avon: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Phil and BadBoyHalo: WE TRIED TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Quin: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. 

Avon: You're like 15 years old 

Quin: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: You kill people for money?! 

Technoblade: I can explain! 

Avon: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Phil: WHAT DID YOU BOTH SAY?!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Tubbo: A theif. 

Avon: Thief? 

Tubbo: Theif. 

Avon: I before E, except after C. 

Tubbo: Thceif. 

Avon: No.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Phil: Violence isn't the answer.

Avon: You're right

Phil: *Sighs in relief*

Tommy: Violence is the question

Phil: What?

Tommy and Avon, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Phil, running after them: NO-

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Dream: So that's my plan. 

Avon: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. 

Dream: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. 

Quin and Drista: It fucking sucks. 

Dream: That's not constructive criticism.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Corpse: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 

Avon: *chugs entire bottle* 

Avon: It's perfume.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Quin: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen! 

Karl: Really? Name one law 

Quin: Don't kill people? 

Karl: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Am I in trouble? 

Niki: Take a guess. 

Avon: No? 

Niki: Take another guess.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Store Worker: Would a Miss Avon Sadler please come to the front desk? 

Avon, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? 

Store Worker: points to Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? 

Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo, simultaneously: We got lost :( 

Avon: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

*Tubbo and Tommy sitting in jail together* 

Tubbo: So who should we call? 

Tommy: I'd call Avon, but I feel safer in jail

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Jimmy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me 

Chandler: Okay, but in my defense, Avon bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo. 

Jimmy: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

*The group is getting into the car* 

Dream: I'm driving. 

Sapnap, out of view: Shotgun! 

Drista, turning to face Person B: Aww! But you had it on the way here- 

Everyone except Drista: WOAH- 

Drista, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: Don't worry, I got a plan. 

Toast: Alright. 

Avon: ImposterSayWhat? 

Corpse: Excuse me? 

Sykkuno: What? 

Valkyrae: 

Avon: 

Sykkuno: No wait-

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Jimmy: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside 

Avon: 

Avon: Jimmy, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... 

Jimmy: *Sips coffee from bowl*

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* 

Phil: What did you do? 

Avon: Nobody died. 

Phil: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Quin: So what's for dinner? 

Karl, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Alex, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. 

Xylo: But – that's just a trash can. 

Alex: It sure is!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Xylo: God, give me patience. 

Alex: I think you mean 'give me strength'. 

Xylo: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Phil: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone: 

Dream: ...I did. I broke it. 

Phil: No. No you didn't. Avon? 

Avon: Don't look at me. Look at George. 

George: What?! I didn't break it. 

Sapnap: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

George: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  

Sapnap: Suspicious. 

George: No, it's not! 

Drista: If it matters, probably not, but Quin was the last one to use it. 

Quin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 

Drista: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 

Quin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Drista! 

Dream: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Person A. 

Phil: No! Who broke it!? 

Everyone: 

Wilbur: Phil... Tommy's been awfully quiet. 

Tommy: rEALLY?! 

*Everyone starts arguing* 

Phil, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 

Phil: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

Ranboo: 

Tubbo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Pewdiepie: Ludwig... How do I begin to explain Ludwig? 

Sykkuno: Ludwig is flawless. 

Jacksepticeye: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000. 

Toast: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan. 

Avon: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Avon, texting Dream: Dream! Help I'm being kidnapped 

Dream: Where are you? 

Avon: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. 

Dream: I'll call Karl. 

Karl, answering their cell: Y'ello? 

Dream: Where's Avon? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. 

Karl: Karl? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- 

Karl: 

Karl: I'll call you back. *hangs up* 

Karl: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! 

Avon: WHO ARE YOU?!

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Karl: What do you think Quin will do for a distraction? 

Avon: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off* 

Avon: ... or they could do that.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Pewdiepie: You don't think I can fight because of my career! 

Avon: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Jacksepticeye can fight in that dress either. 

Jacksepticeye: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★ 

Phil: How did you break your leg? 

Avon: Do you see those porch stairs? 

Phil: Yes. 

Avon: I didn't.

 ★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★

Wilbur: Are you having another depressive episode? 

Avon: A depressive episode? 

Avon: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★ 

Wilbur: How long do you think it'll take?

Avon: I don't know, three or four. 

Wilbur: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? 

Avon: Yeah, maybe five. 

Wilbur: Five what?!

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Ranboo: Uh, Avon? Wilbur is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof. 

Avon: What? 

Tubbo: I think he meant, Wilbur is drowning. 

Avon: WHAT?! 

*Meanwhile* 

Wilbur: *is drowning* 

Tommy: OH MY GOD, WILBUR! KEEP SWIMMING! 

Wilbur: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks* 

Tommy: WILBUR!

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Ranboo: Tubbo's first detention, I'm so proud. 

Tommy: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? 

Wilbur: Because they're an idiot. 

Avon, terrified: They can do that??

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Avon: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! 

Tommy: You left me, Tubbo, Quin, and Ranboo in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. 

Avon: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Tommy, watching Quin & Ranboo panic: What's going on? 

Tubbo: Quin is having a midlife crisis and Ranboo is just having a crisis.

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Tubbo: Wake me up- 

Tommy: Before you go go 

Quin: When September ends 

Ranboo: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Tommy: Christmas lights? 

Avon: Check. 

Ranboo: Thermos of hot cocoa? 

Avon: Check. 

Quin: Santa suits? 

Avon: Check. 

Tubbo: Shovel? 

Phil: Check. 

Wilbur: Alibi and bail money? 

Phil: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Phil: Don't play around with knives

Corpse: Unless you're recording it on YouTube for, like, thousands of views. In that case...

Avon: Or if it's for a TikTok.

Technoblade: Clout.

Phil: NO-

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BadBoyHalo: Is that cheese?

Avon, holding a big block of cheese: Thirty pounds! It's for a camping trip.

BadBoyHalo: Cool. Who else is going?

Avon: Me, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Quin, Wilbur, Niki, Xylo, and Alex.

BadBoyHalo: Why Alex? I thought he hated camping.

Xylo: In case there's bears.

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Quin: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?!

Avon: I get that a lot.

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Tubbo: I'm a God

Tommy: You yelled "shut up" at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely a coincidence. You have no power.

Avon: Shut it. He is a God.

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Avon: Oh hey, Ranboo...what are you doing here?

Ranboo: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my house after all...how did you even get in?!

Avon: You gave me keys...

Ranboo: I DID?!

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Avon: Back in uni I once self-medicated with a mix of NyQuil and DayQuil called Quil™ in the hopes it would manage my undiagnosed ADHD.

Wilbur: And did that actually work?

Avon: Niki tells me I wasn't much different than usual but, between you and me, I don't remember my entire sophomore year.

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Karl: I can't believe you're getting so worked up over...some guy!

Avon: this one's different. He's honest, he's sweet-

Quin: Please.

Avon: -he would never do anything to hurt me!

Karl: He's a GUY!

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Dream: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

Avon: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like fifty times.

Technoblade: That's why it's getting boring for us!

Dream: Yeah! It's the same thing over and over again!

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Xylo: Please note, we do not condone violence-

Dream: Or at least not murder.

Technoblade: And, usually not violence...

Avon: We condone sending a message.

BadBoyHalo, a concerned friend: Wha-?

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Quin: I do know how to cook, I'm not that incompetent.

Karl and Avon: Tell that to our burnt sandwiches

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A/N: Why did I do an entire chapter like this? CUZ WHY NOT?!!!! This was amazing to do and yeah! I may or may not develop slight writer's block soon but it's fine! I'll figure stuff out enjoy!!!!