Seiyuu Academy 2: Episode Two Extra.

SEIYUU ACADEMY MYSTERIES. ㅤ ───
a special show hosted by MIRE and YUNZHI.

EPISODE ㅤ ㅤ ONE
NIGHTTIME MOOING

▎ QIU YUNZHI.
❪ 📍 Hallway ❫

Seiyuu Academy 2.

A place where 40 nugus are trying their best to escape nugudom by forming an unconventional group which will promote both in Japan and South Korea...

And you know what. I already do not know what else to say. Scratching my head as we speak...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Oh, you're really doing it.

Well...! During this experience, all 40 students will share dorms and classes... In a place like this, who knows what mysteries are awaiting us?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― I knew I could count on you to replicate Hannah's iconic intro. You're the best!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Haha, thank you!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [clapping their hands] Well, then! What are we doing today, mr. Qiu?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ah, yeah! I asked around if anyone could report anything unusual happening and... Quite a few people reported something interesting, actually.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Oh?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― I think it's better to start from Class Two; the most interesting reports came from the Class Representatives there, Den and Junseong.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Let's go find them, then! I'm sure Den will help us out.

▎ QIU YUNZHI.
❪ 📍 in front of Class Two's Training Room ❫

We're currently waiting for Den or Junseong in front of their class's training room, since Hoon just yelled at us for trying to break into Wolf Dorm...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Can you NOT reveal that to everyone?! Hoon was being the petty bitch he is! I did nothing wrong!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Yeah, maybe because I did the dirty work!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― How dramatic, Yunzhi! All you did was helping out a friend for a bigger cause~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Haha... Yeah... Sure...

Let's move on and find Den... Or Junseong. Whoever we see first is fine.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Ah, here's Den! Hi Den!

I think she's... Busy... Right now...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HONG INKYU ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― LEAVE ME ALONE, WILL YOU...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― It's the French in me... I'll never leave you alone~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

... And as they say that, both Kyu and Den turn towards them.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― ... You have got to be kidding me, Mire.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― It's the only French I know... What does it mean?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HONG INKYU ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― [palmface, with a long and loud sigh] Never speak French ever again.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Huh?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― [ignoring MIRE] Anyways, we came here for what you told me this morning, Den.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Ah, right! Why the hell didn't you come looking for me by yourself instead, Mire?! You had Yunzhi running around all morning, it was kinda pathetic...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Eh?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― I know, right? It was on purpose!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― ...

I'm very hurt right now, just so you know.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Right... Anyways, as I told Yunzhi this morning, I've been hearing some moo-ing at night for a few days now. I'm not even sure it's real at this point...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Have you tried asking your roommates?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Yeah... [sighs] But with no success. Nakyoung goes in hibernation mode every time she enters our room, so she doesn't hear anything, and Ashina is so... Cryptic.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― What about Seonmi?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ADELAIDE BEAUCHÊNE ꜜ she/her（CLASS TWO） ― Who?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Huh? What do you mean wh-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HONG INKYU ꜜ he/any（CLASS THREE） ― [nervously making a cross with his arms]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― ... Got it.

Oh... There must be some juicy story there... But I fear this is not complex enough to be our mystery for today.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Well, thank you anyways! I guess that's a start already~ Let's go find Junseong now!

▎ QIU YUNZHI.
❪ 📍 in front of Fox Dorm ❫

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [knocking on the Fox Dorm door] Junseong? Junseong? Are you there?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― [opening the door] Oh, finalement, it's you! Muchen, tell them what's up!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ WANG MUCHEN ꜜ he/they（CLASS TWO） ― We've been hearing moo'ing for two nights in a row now, but Junseo and Qiuye keep denying they hear anything at all...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHEON JUNSEO ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Again, I told you guys I just watch a lot of cow videos!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KIM JUNSEONG ꜜ he/him（CLASS TWO） ― Well, I'd like to believe you, but I doubt you stay up watching cow videos at 4 am!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Oh, but I do.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― I think we're done, actually. Let's go, Yunzhi! Bye bye~

Retreat...

Well, more like temporary retreat.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― ... You were bluffing, right?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Sorta~ I think we reached the same conclusion, my dear companion. At my 3...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― 1... 2... 3...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI & KOBAYASHI MIREI ― Class Four is up to something.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [clapping their hands] We work so well together!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ashina being cryptic was already enough to think something was up... But Class Four being on board with this makes even more sense.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Right? Now, it seems like getting anything out of them in the nice way won't work, so...

Oh no. Mire, remove that hand from your pockets... I know what you're going to pull out right now...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [showing off their handcuffs] I took these from Yiruri!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Of course you did! [sighs] Please, no.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― But... But...!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Mire, I refuse.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― I guess I will have to cuff you to him, then.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― ... Nevermind.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [pulling YUNZHI down by his tie to pet his head] Good boy! Let's go now~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ow!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Lalala~ ♪

Damn... Xe has no care in the world. Like at all.

▎ KOBAYASHI MIREI.
❪ 📍 School library ❫

In the end we couldn't catch Zheng Huan as I would've liked, but we came up with another plan!

It's almost nighttime, yet there's still people in the school library ― and this is aside from Xiaoqiong, who seems to be on library duty.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― [whispering] Hello to both of you. The 4th graders are currently meeting in the library, but before that we have a deadline. Can you come back tomorrow?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― ... Xiaoqiong, love you and all, but that sentence makes no sense.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Ah, what a hassle! [in JAPANESE] Class Four is having a meeting, but the library is closed already. Please, leave.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― [jabbing YUNZHI's ribs with their elbow] Ahem.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Ouch! Mire!

Yunzhi can be such a pussy sometimes... Move on! We don't have any time to waste.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― ... [whispering, in MANDARIN] Actually... We're here to check on them... Do you know anything about the moo'ing other students hear at night?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Mhm...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― [in MANDARIN] This is for Seiyuu Academy Mysteries, right? Then I won't say anything.

Xiaoqiong moves to the side and seems to let us in...?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Just look for yourself, and the answers will be awaiting for you there. Just be careful not to get caught: Ashina in particular is very... Perceptive.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― ... That's enough, I suppose. Thank you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Yeah, yeah. I'm following you two, by the way. This sounds exciting!

Xiaoqiong is so cool, man... But let's focus! Time to sneak in!

Thanks to Xiaoqiong's help, we're able to locate the Class Four students with no problem.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― [whispering, hiding behind a bookshelf] Oh, there they are. Pass me the camera, Mire.

▎ QIU YUNZHI.
❪ 📍 School library ❫

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― For the last time, as the leader of our cult, I am the sole responsible for Yvette.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HA SEOYOON ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Haha... Yeah...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HA SEOYOON ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― How about... No.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Mh?

Ashina is smiling wide, but I can feel her murderous energy from here... Can't imagine what it'd feel like up close.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Right? How scary... But who's Yvette?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Shh. The girls are fighting!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHA YUBIN ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― No no no, we got Yvette because I asked for a class pet in the first place!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Interesting thesis, Yubin! But if we're playing this game, I was the one to suggest a cow would get along with a duck, so...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HA SEOYOON ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Is co-parenting not OK for you anymore, Ashina?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― I feed her and I take care of her Instagram page, so no! You haven't done any of your mother duties since we got her... How can I trust you as her parent, at this point?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HA SEOYOON ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― And I named her? I put only the cutest ribbons on her? Hello? I am still her mother regardless of how you feel about it! I watched her first steps... I was by her side since her first moments here...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Tell that to the judge in court.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HA SEOYOON ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― ... I don't care about the judge. [with a hand on her heart] What really matters is what Yvette wants... If she ever shows she wants to be your daughter and yours alone, I will respect her wishes. But until then, I will prove you I'm just as capable of taking care of her!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― [muffled crying, wiping tears away] How cute... Yvette, you're so loved...

... You guys are insane.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHENG HUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Ahem... This might be a little irrelevant, but I once worked on a farm for a while and dabbled in taking care of cows!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHENG HUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― Even though we raised them to be slaughtered... But I'll make sure I take good care of it!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ CHEN YULIAN ꜜ she/they（CLASS FOUR） ― Well... If we ever turn up to a steak dinner, we'll know who it was...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHENG HUAN ꜜ he/him（CLASS FOUR） ― I don't think I can cook steak very well... [nervous laughter] Partially why I quit being a chef only after one day...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― I see it as a positive! Less incentive to kill Yvette, you know...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― Still, I guess the problem remains... We need to settle this in court. Or maybe...

Ashina shakes her head and tries to change the topic. Odd... I wonder what she's up to.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YVETTE ― [loud moo'ing sound]

...!!!!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― It's real! And we caught that on camera!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Mhm!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― [hearing YVETTE's moo'ing] Anyways, time to feed Yvette! Poor soul... She's calling for me... No worries, I'll find a way to decide Yvette's parent. Let's go!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Fuck... Quick, time to hide! Xiaoqiong, run!

Xiaoqiong runs to the entrance to the library, while I lose track of Mire.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ HIURA ASHINA ꜜ she/her（CLASS FOUR） ― [in JAPANESE] Thank you, Xiaoqiong! I promise I'll repay you for keeping the secret from the production and letting us in today~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ GUAN XIAOQIONG ꜜ she/glam（CLASS THREE） ― Of course! Bye bye~

▎ QIU YUNZHI.
❪ 📍 In front of Penguin Dorm ❫

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Well, in the end we were successful! Thanks for guiding me back to the dorm too~ You sure you're all good?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Yeah, yeah, just get in safely. Good night, Mire!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KOBAYASHI MIREI ꜜ they/she（CLASS ONE） ― Good night to you too! And don't forget the outro in the editing process! Sleep well!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ QIU YUNZHI ꜜ he/they（CLASS ONE） ― Yes yes, I will...

There... I'm sure they'll be happy to see we're reusing Alice's GIF.

This is all for Seiyuu Academy Mysteries today.

Stay tuned to solve other mysteries with us, Mire and Yunzhi !

FEVEN'S CORNER !!!

FINALLY... OUT OF THE WAY...

This was so much fun to write, really, but at the same time Oh My God am I tired? I'm exhausted.

This is a little gift for Jia, since the original featured her niveau seuil OC, Alice, and what better way to honor the original extra if not by having Alice's biggest fan, Mire, hosting the second edition? Yunzhi is the option I considered to be the most suitable for the second host after discussing Mire's friendships in Class One with Jia herself.

Some dialogues are inspired by roleplay bits since I wanted to "officialize" them. A few examples:

On a side note, guess what is out already? You guessed it: the replies to the Reddit AMA !

You can find the video below:

https://youtu.be/lPehtF2BCBM

Not all questions were included, but a Part Two is likely to be made and released at a later time; this will do for now. I hope you enjoyed both the chapter and the answers!

And don't think this is all for Yvette the Cow. You're meeting her again very soon...!

UPDATE (061224): This chapter was re-uploaded to change the video thumbnail shown at the beginning in order to fit with the template chosen for the next ones.