HOW DOES THIS WORK?

Unlike your typical profile page, the four profiles will be shown within a "video" (which is being transcribed here for obvious reasons). This makes for a longer read, but at least it will entertain you for a while before the long break I will take to write the first episode.

If you own any of the OCs shown here, comment next to the user comment here section to confirm that all info is correct ! If not, just point out the discrepancies and it will be edited accordingly.

This being said... Have a good read !

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it is already time for our third group to come in...

sike ! someone is too tall for the room.

IT IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT FOR US TO GET YOU INTO THE RIGHT MOOD FOR THIS, SO WE'LL PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR YOU.

https://youtu.be/bOnfWvf3f38

WE'RE NOW IN THE GREENEST AREA OF THE ENTIRE BUILDING: THE JUNGLE.

I MEANT THE COURTYARD.

A GROUP OF FOUR RARE EXEMPLARS OF SLOPPY, LAZY, COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED HUMANS IS NOW WALKING ITS WAY IN THE INHOSPITABLE ENVIRONMENT OF YAOI ACADEMY'S JUNGLE, GUIDED BY THE WARDENS OF THE GARDEN OF YAOI, THE CHERUBIM (ALSO KNOWN AS "STAFF" IN THIS ALTERNATIVE TO THE BIBLE), INTO THE GAYS' TERRESTRIAL PARADISE.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― [panting] Oof... How long do we have to walk for?

THE FOUR HUMANS ARE ALREADY COMPLAINING, NOT KNOWING THAT THERE'S STILL A LONG WAY BEFORE THEY CAN REACH THEIR FINAL DESTINATION.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Blame it on Mr. Declined Visa right there. Why are you that tall? Since you can't enter our usual classroom, we had to do this... [sighs]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― Because of genetics? What other reason...

WHAT A STUPID QUESTION, HAO.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― ... Are these blindfolds really needed? I keep tripping...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Stay calm... We're almost there.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― We better be... Man, I'm hungry.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Shut up, will you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― And... Here we are.

THE FOUR HUMANS HAVE ARRIVED, AT LAST.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― You may now remove the blindfolds.

AS THEY DO AS INSTRUCTED, THEY FIND OUT SOMETHING SHOCKING...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Oh... You're so tall !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― They were not joking at all...! Please, tell me he's the tallest or I'll die of shock.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― He's not... By 1 cm.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Wow... That's insane...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― As usual, the first question is whether you know anyone here or not.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Oh, maybe I do... Were you in MAGNETIC MOON? I've seen a few photos of your group with AUTOMATA members.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― Someone who knows about us, I see... You're right~ I was the Main Vocalist !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― I see, I see... You must be good at singing then... I guess? [scratches head] I don't know Kpop's standards for such a position, actually...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Not like I listened to your songs either... I was mostly interested because of Junyong, if anything.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― ...

... IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS GOT A BIT AWKWARD WITHIN THIS GROUP.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Well... Let's proceed with the usual. Since we're outdoors, we'll do the editing later. Let's start with you, Declined Visa.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― Uhm... I have a question, actually.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ...?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― You see... Schools usually ask for quotes when you graduate, right? Why are we picking one now, exactly?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ... You mean the school concept is not executed properly? You're right, the show's production is quite lackluster. [shrugs] This is what we get with this budget, though.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ... You said show?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ... So it's true that the taller you are, the dumber you are... I thought we had explained this already...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― [sighs] This is not a real school or university. This is a TV show ! Who lied to you, poor soul...

"POOR SOUL" MY ASS. YOU'RE LAUGHING THROUGH YOUR TEETH.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ... Oh. But... But... They said... They'd take care of my Visa...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― And that's why he was making fun of you until now... [sighs] Now I get it... It's too late to back out either way, so just write down an introduction on this tablet and we'll do the rest.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ...

THE UNNAMED DECLINED VISA WHO GOT SCAMMED INTO A SEIYUU THEMED SURVIVAL SHOW WRITES HIS INTRODUCTION.

BE FUCKING FOR REAL, DUDE. WHAT EVEN IS THAT.

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（STUDENT #005）
MIAO QIUYE !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Miao Qiuye (苗秋葉).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― N/A.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Han Chinese.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― September 17th, 2003.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Chengdu, Sichuan, China.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 190 cm.

. ⁺ ꕊ Qiuye has almost committed fraud. Since he dropped out of university and was on the verge of being deported, he was extremely desperate, hence he applied to Seiyuu Academy thinking it was some sort of odd institution with a 100% acceptance rate and an unique curriculum. (As you saw just now, he's finally realized that's not the case at all).

. ⁺ ꕊ He really, really likes cheese, to the point he likes to act pretentious of his knowledge on topic, sharing random facts you would never — and didn't need to — learn. Qiuye's preference for cheese are softer cow milks that are less aged, which are of course sourced from certified cheese makers around the world. For the longest time, his dream job was to be a cheesemonger.

. ⁺ ꕊ Though Qiuye would never reveal it vocally, he is tone-deaf, can't read sheet music, and has no knowledge of music theory: in fact, for almost two years, he hadn't opened KuGou because he just didn't find music as a form of entertainment for him. Till this day, he listens to music significantly less than the average person.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― A random dude you met at the club...?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Oh, there's not much to say about that... It's just... This dude pulled out an inspiring speech after shaking his ass and trying to, well, rizz up some people. He failed but I was so touched... When I saw the "Role model" question in the interview papers, I knew I had to write him down.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― I am... Amazed and concerned at the same time, I think !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― So unserious... But who am I to judge?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― No no, keep judging. Please. It's very amusing.

WHAT THE HELL.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― I'm more concerned as to how you failed to understand this was a show...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Anyone would make that mistake.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― No.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― Uhm... Well... Maybe...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Nah, no one. It's just you. She's lying to make you feel better about it too.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [nervous laughter] Haha... Haha... Shall we proceed with the next one?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Aw, not now that things were getting interestin- Ouch !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [stomping HAO's foot] BEON HANA, you're next.

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（STUDENT #010）
BEON HANA !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Beon Hana (ボン花/번하나).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― N/A.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Japanese-South Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― April 4th, 2001.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Fukuoka, Japan.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 162 cm.

BEON HANA, known mononymously as HANA (하나), is a South Korean soloist under Inyeon Entertainment.

. ⁺ ꕊ Hana can sing various songs in French with perfect pronunciation, but if you ask them to speak French their knowledge goes down to zero. She just has a great ability at memorizing French pronounces specifically, probably because she's very fond of French artists and music.

. ⁺ ꕊ She can't ride a bike but she can go on a skateboard.

. ⁺ ꕊ Hana owns a collection of octopi plushies.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― You're so normal for this show, it's... Refreshing.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― What a weird way to make compliments you have there.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Does it really matter, though? If I get my point across well, that's all that matters. I don't like people who beat around the bush or who can't even say what they actually think.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― Ah, it's OK ! He didn't say anything rude.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― Hana... Isn't Ado that one Japanese singer? She has a very powerful voice, so I was wondering... Maybe you're leaning more towards that genre? That's very cool !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― Ah, you think so? Thank you ! She's amazing indeed... I'm training hard to be as great of a singer as she is.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― I'm sure you're already very good~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― ... You haven't even heard her sing, yet you claim that so easily? How can you be so sure of that?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― [with a trembling voice] ... Excuse me?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Are you so insecure you have to rely on these superficial compliments to be liked by others?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― If you don't mean it, don't say it. Why getting her hopes up now when there's the risk of taking back your word once you're around someone else?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― The only insecure one here seems to be you, man. [yawning] Are you done complaining?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Oh, I'm so ready for this one !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Since your acting career is in shambles, you have to take out your frustration out on someone else. I get it, really.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― [scoffs] Declined Visa is going too far, I see. You're messing with the wrong one, dude.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― You talk big for someone who got censored on Chinese TV, mh? [scoffs] If that happened to me just because I was acting a little fruity, I would die of embarrassment.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― ... Are you guys done or do I have to kick you out? It's wearing me out. I don't get paid enough to deal with this.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― It's your turn, teal chair.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― ...

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（STUDENT #011）
XIAO JINGSHUAI !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Xiao Jingshuai (萧敬帅).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― So Kyungsoo (소경수).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Han Chinese.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― February 9th, 2002.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Zhanjiang, Guangdong, China.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 183 cm.

XIAO JINGSHUAI, also known as SO KYUNGSOO (소경수), is a Chinese actor based in South Korea, currently working under KeyEast.

. ⁺ ꕊ Jingshuai loses things very frequently.

. ⁺ ꕊ He's extremely bad at being punctual, and he also hates being early as he's very impatient.

. ⁺ ꕊ Jingshuai can't sit still no matter how hard he tries.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― The first part is so relatable...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― Right...

THEY TRY TO FIND SOMETHING TO SAY, BUT HIS BEHAVIOR SO FAR MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR THEM TO COME UP WITH ANY COMPLIMENTS...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Well, doesn't this make things much easier...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [sighs] Pink chair, you're the last one.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― Oh...! Sure...

THE LAST CONTESTANT SHAKES HER HEAD TO SHAKE OFF ANY NEGATIVE FEELING, THEN WRITES SOMETHING ON THE TABLET.

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（STUDENT #013）
SON YUNSEO !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Son Yunseo (손윤서).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― Belissa Son.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― South Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― April 24th, 2003.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Busan, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 167 cm.

SON YUNSEO, also known as LUNA (루나), is an independent South Korean singer and YouTuber. She's a former member of the South Korean group MAGNETIC MOON under SIGMA CORP.

. ⁺ ꕊ Yunseo currently owns a YouTube Channel named LunachicSeo where she mainly uploads song covers and vlogs. She has also uploaded a few of her own songs, which unfortunately did not do very well.

. ⁺ ꕊ She is a huge fan of cartoon characters, especially the Sanrio ones. Her favorite characters are Cinnamoroll and Bob from Minions since they remind her of her older brother, whom she is the closest to in her family. At the same time, however, she has a huge liking for horror movies: ironically, despite having a huge liking for such a genre, she admits that she cannot watch such movies all by herself. Her favorite movies are Minions and IT.

. ⁺ ꕊ Yunseo is part of a joint family, and is the second youngest out of the four siblings.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― You seem so nice, Yunseo ! And you also have great taste music wise~ I hope we can become friends.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SON YUNSEO （CLASS FOUR） ― Ah...! That'd be amazing, Hana !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SON YUNSEO （CLASS FOUR） ― Ah... I'd... I'd also like to become friends with you two, if that's fine...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Oh? Sure. If you're up for it...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ XIAO JINGSHUAI （CLASS TWO） ― Nah.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― That's... [sighs] It's ok, Yunseo ! There's still Qiuye and me~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SON YUNSEO （CLASS FOUR） ― Mhm ! Fine, thank you both~

AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF THIS MEETING... I GUESS.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― It is time to wrap up things. We'd normally have an extra activity, but I don't think you'll be able to complete it without arguing... So let's just send a final message for viewers at home.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SON YUNSEO （CLASS FOUR） ― I think we can do it, actually...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Really? [grinning] I'll let you guys choose, then. What do you want to do?

THIS IS SO EVIL.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― How about a song quiz? We could play some of the most recent songs and whoever guesses the most songs, gets to promote themself as a reward.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― What? No no no... Who does even listen to Kpop nowadays? Who even listens to music, if anything...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ XIAO JINGSHUAI （CLASS TWO） ― ... Literally anyone applying to this show? Where do you live, under a rock?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Quiet, fossil-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ XIAO JINGSHUAI （CLASS TWO） ― Let's hear out your idea then, mh?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Anything but that should work.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ XIAO JINGSHUAI （CLASS TWO） ― What a stupid plan from someone who complains this much about a music quiz... Scared?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ MIAO QIUYE （CLASS THREE） ― Let's hear you out, then. Since you seem to be that good at finding better ideas !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Ah... I love this group.

GOODNESS. THIS IS PURE SADISM.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [while the other two continue arguing] Well... I suppose we'll have to scrap that idea.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [sighing] You two might as well briefly promote yourselves before wrapping up with the recording.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SON YUNSEO （CLASS FOUR） ― Mhm... Please, support me during Seiyuu Academy 2 ! I will only show you my best sides here~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BEON HANA （CLASS ONE） ― I will work hard to debut ! Please, support Hacchan in her mission to reach the final !

FEVEN'S CORNER !!!

I............................. Huh.......................... Well.........................

I really do not like this part except for the beginning because it's very funny LMAO. While I do like the dynamic and the way we're starting to get some drama at least, I also find it incredibly limiting in terms of what I can write within a section like the profiles... So ultimately, not the ideal. Still... I hope you liked it ! Maybe it'll grow on me too ^___^