HOW DOES THIS WORK? 

Unlike your typical profile page, the eight profiles will be shown within a "video" (which is being transcribed here for obvious reasons). This makes for a longer read, but at least it will entertain you for a while before the break I will take to write the fifth episode.

If you own any of the OCs shown here, comment next to the user comment here section to confirm that all info is correct ! If not, just point out the discrepancies and it will be edited accordingly.

This being said... Have a good read !

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another set of students, this time larger than usual, appears out of nowhere . . . ?

i wonder what the production is up to.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Ah...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [hugging HOON tight from behind him] What's wrong?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [sighs] There's more students coming... Seriously? I don't have other ideas for icebreakers...

As the shameless homosexual he is, Hao rests his head in the crook of Hoon's neck.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... Yiyuan, your job as the narrator ended the moment you became an official contestant.

I don't give a flying fuck!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Icebreakers, you say. I might have something in mind!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... I'm scared, but have your way.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Let's head out and go to the courtyard with them, then!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Eh?!

The new students are now following Hoon and Hao in the courtyard!

Hopefully leaving the Garden of Yaoi behind us...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? ꜜ ???（???） ― Wow...! Now that we're here, it feels much more real!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 ꜜ ???（???） ― Right... [sighs]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? ꜜ ???（???） ― Oh? Are you nervous, Eunkyung? Hold my hand if it helps you calm down!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― ...

Eunkyung silently holds the other girl's hand, reassured by her kind gesture.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Thank you...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? ꜜ ???（???） ― [smiling at EUNKYUNG] Of course! I'm always here if you need it~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Well, everyone! [claps his hands] We'll get to the icebreaker activity soon but, since the public at home doesn't really know you all that well, let's start with your personal profiles first.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― By now you should already know the order, but in case you don't... Dohee, it's your turn first.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Mhm!

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（STUDENT ???）
KANG DOHEE !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Kang Dohee (강도희).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― Dove Kang.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― December 29th, 1998.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Incheon, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 161 cm.

Kang Dohee is a South Korean actress under King Kong by Starship.

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. ⁺ ꕊ Dohee learned martial arts for her role as Jang Uibin in Forever, since one of the character's aliases was a special agent. Her skills were only featured in three scenes, but she had to undergo 4 months of intensive taekwondo training to prepare.

. ⁺ ꕊ Her favorite artist is the band wave to earth. She has seen them perform live on a few occasions and is even acquainted with the member Kim Daniel.

. ⁺ ꕊ Dohee has watched her fair share of anime over the years, but her all time favorite one has to be Hunter x Hunter. She especially adores Killua and Gon, and she rewatches the show whenever she has time.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Oh, someone who came here knowing what she's getting into, at last...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Right? Most of the losers before them didn't even know what an anime is.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 ꜜ ???（???） ― Hahaha... Definitely not me...

Sure buddy...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Yeah, we found another one of those... [sighing] Next up... Eunkyung. There, Dohee, give her the stylo.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Here!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― A-ah, thank you...!

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（STUDENT ???）
KANG EUNKYUNG !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Kang Eunkyung (강은경).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― Baby Lion.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― April 26th, 1999.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Seoul, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 159 cm.

Kang Eunkyung, also mononymously known as Eunkyung (은경), is an independent South Korean composer and a former member of the girl group M'Lady.

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. ⁺ ꕊ Eunkyung has dreamed of becoming a musician ever since she started taking music classes in middle school.

. ⁺ ꕊ She has taken part to the production of multiple tracks during her time in M'Lady, continuing to work as a full-time producer even after the group's disbandment.

. ⁺ ꕊ Eunkyung is quite open about her autism and anxiety, making a few posts about both on her social media - notably Instagram.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Baby Lion? Is that a sign name?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Yes...! [turning bright red] You see... I have a deaf friend, and they chose it for me...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Ah, that's great! It does say you can speak KSL... So I should've expected it.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 ꜜ ???（???） ― Was it difficult? To learn, I mean?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Ah... [scratches her head] A bit? But I think it's harder to live with people who don't even make the effort to find alternatives to communicate...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 ꜜ ???（???） ― Right... Not everyone is willing to accomodate those who need it the most. If only learning Sign Language was more normalized...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Y-yes! I'm of the same opinion...

The students continue discussing the topic among themselves for a little longer before allowing the staff to proceed with the introductions for the others.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Next up we have...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Oh, would you look at it, it's Candy Boy. Please, go ahead.

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（STUDENT ???）
KWAK YOUNGDAE !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Kwak Youngdae (곽영대).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― April 11th, 1998.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Seoul, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 175 cm.

Kwak Youngdae, also known by his stage name Callisto (칼리스토), is a member of the South Korean co-ed group GATES TO THE MOON under THE SHINE LABELS.

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. ⁺ ꕊ Youngdae remembers visiting a dance class that ended up with him being placed in a pre-debut lineup for a group, and he somehow kept his spot even after over half the original lineup was cut; this is why he believes he 'accidentally' debuted in an idol group.

. ⁺ ꕊ As a child, Youngdae once ate so much candy he nearly put himself into a sweets coma; he was later been banned from having any form of sweets growing up.

. ⁺ ꕊ He nearly got himself banned from doing livestreams after leaving his computer on during one and blasting what was considered to be "inappropriate sounds"; turns out it was just a character being killed in the visual novel he was playing at the time.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... You sure are a weird one, aren't you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― But that's what makes Seiyuu Academy the show people watch and love, isn't it? A normie wouldn't survive here.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― And he won't survive either if they ever decide to put him in the dorms with Kyu, so... Let's remind the production not to do that.

... Right. If he sees how much candy Kyu has in his luggage, it's over for him.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... Where's the fun in that?

YOU EVIL BITCH.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [pouts] Whatever... Last, but not least, we have Suwon! Please, take the stylo and write an introduction here.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― Yessir!

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（STUDENT ???）
PARK SUWON !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Park Suwon (박수원).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― Summer Park.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― February 13th, 2002.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Seoul, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 167 cm.

Park Suwon is a South Korean actor under Salt Entertainment.

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. ⁺ ꕊ Suwon's clothing style is often considered very feminine; despite also having more masculine sets in his wardrobe, he feels much more comfortable expressing himself this way instead.

. ⁺ ꕊ Despite originally wanting to study Childhood Education in university, he ended up not attending university at all.

. ⁺ ꕊ Suwon's favorite Hallmarks candle scent is strawberry.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Man... I already figured when you guys first arrived on stage, but this is not a gay dating show. OK?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Close enough! [shaking SUWON's hand] Welcome to Yaoi Academy, Suwon.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― Ah, thank you!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Whatever. Hao, why don't we proceed with your idea of an icebreaker?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Ah, yes!

Hao claps his hands like the idiot he is. I hate him.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... Yiyuan, once again, I can hear your commentary.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Why are you talking to him...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― ???

Stop focusing on my commentary! This is for the public.

Don't break the fourth wall, you idiot.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― What the...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Listen, I'm tired. Hao, just move on and introduce this goddamn icebreaker game already.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― OK, OK! Let me pull out my list of 40 Classic Outdoor Games for Kids... One second...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― ... What?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [checking a list on his phone] Water balloons!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― NO.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [pouting] You're so fucking boring...

I am not censoring this.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ... But thank God that wasn't my actual plan! We'll be playing soccer instead~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Oh! This is going to be fun!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― ... Mom, I'm scared.

Be for real now...

This isn't even a special mention in the list of the most dangerous things ever done in this studio.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― For the sake of fairness, it's better to pair a girl and a guy together... So let's do Dohee and Youngdae against Eunkyung and Suwon.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― Mhm! Let's win this, Eunkyung!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― ...!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Alright! We got this, dude! You better not make us lose.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― ... Same goes for you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Let's get started already!

After improvising two goals for the teams by following Hao's directions, Hoon throws the ball in the middle of the field.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― A-ha! It's mine!

Dohee takes possession of the ball!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― That won't stop us, right Eunkyung?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Mhm...!

Suwon tries to tackle Dohee, while Eunkyung opts for marking Youngdae.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Pass! Pass!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Eunkyung is literally in front of you!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Then RUN. You're taking too long!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― THE GAME LITERALLY JUST STARTE-

As Dohee and Youngdae fight, Suwon takes the chance to tackle the former once again and pass to Eunkyung!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― It's time!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Yes...!

Eunkyung wastes no time as her opponents follow her in an attempt to regain the ball, in vain.

AND IT'S GOAL !!!!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― Yay! [high-five] You did amazing, Eunkyung!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG EUNKYUNG ꜜ she/her（???） ― Thank you!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― This is all your fault.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Don't even try.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― You two. Stop arguing.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― [sighs] Alright... C'mon, let's do this! I'll give you candy if we win~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― BET.

The game proceeds smoothly despite the initial disagreement between Dohee and Youngdae.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Goal!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― At last we're catching up! One more goal and we'll be even~

... But it is too early to sing victory.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Here, Youngdae!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Mine-

As Youngdae tries to claim the ball, it lands on the camera with a loud thud!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [out of frame] WHAT THE FUCK DOHEE. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID YOU ░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― C'mon... I already said I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose!

The vertical frame and the shaky recording suggest this is currently being filmed on a phone camera.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Couldn't you have aimed for Suwon's head? Or Youngdae's? [sighs] Who tells them we broke a camera now...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― ... EXCUSE ME?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― [ignoring SUWON] At the very least we can film the final greetings on this phone camera, but a whole introductive episode... Man.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Hey, we've had worse. At least this was an accident. Remember the wolf guy?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― I miss him... Sometimes I feel like I can hear his voice...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― ...

Unfortunately for Hoon, I get Hao. He was so much fun.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― Anyways, any final words for today?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― Mh, no?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― What do you mean "no".

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― WHAT DO I EVEN SAY.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" ꜜ he/him（STAFF） ― COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KANG DOHEE ꜜ she/her（???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ PARK SUWON ꜜ he/him（???） ― Ehm... Please, vote for me! I promise I will work hard to debut~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Me too! Even if I don't really want to! But I will not waste your time regardless of my personal wishes!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ KWAK YOUNGDAE ꜜ he/him（???） ― Can I get my candy now.

Oh Lord, save me.

FEVEN'S CORNER !!!

Hello everyone! This was the last group (if you're reading later on, this was published after Side B). Frankly speaking, this is my worst chapter so far and in normal circumstances I wouldn't upload it due to its length as well, but I am going through A Phase and this group in particular really gave me nothing to work with for a longer chapter; this is not because the OCs are bad (they're all great), but together I feel like they don't work as I wish they would... I don't know.

That being said, the Wiki pages for both the OCs here and in the other group will be out soon! As for the episodes, Part Five is now in writing and I'm finalizing the classes. I wonder how they'll turn out...! Stay tuned to find out~