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Karan and palton were setting tents in paddy field for their new office , karan as tying a rope to tent , Bala was giving instructions to him how to tie a rope

Bala : haan bus thoda tight baando bhaiji varna jab aap tent mein bhaitengey toh aapke upar hi gir jayega tent ..

Karan glares at him ..

Bala : aapke ghoorne se sach kabhi jhoot nahi hotha , subhe se baand rahe the abhi tak ek tent bhi teek se nahi huyi , ( mutters to himself) pata nahi kaha se aate hai namune log ..

Karan : sun raha hunn mein ..

Bala : haan toh sunne keliye hi bola hai ..

Karan : tumhare Ghar sab yise hi hothe hai kya !? Khadoos , aur tum sab ki leader tumhari didi hogi hai na ..

Bala : nahi didi sab se alag hai , uska zyada gussa nahi aata lekin agar ek baar gussa agaya , toh ithni jaldi jathi nahi ..

Karan : matlab baaki sab normal hai ghar mein !?

Bala : nahi baaki sab usse bhi zyada gussail wale hai , ek baar patha hai kya hua batra saab ne chupke se dusra ladoo liya tha , batra madam toh pura Ghar ka kapda dulwa di saab se , bichare ka sare calories katham hogaye , aur saas fhulne lage ..

Karan imaines " col batra  kapde dho rahe hai aur batra military uniform mein ( like psaf uniform ) orders de rahi ho  "

Bala : aur pata hai ek baar Avinash ji ne jhoot bol kar pakde gaye , fhir kya Swetha maasi unse Jadu pocha , bharthan Dona , ghar ka safai sab karwadi ..

Karan imagines " Avinash ji doing all daily chores in servant dress "

Bala : yeh bhi fhir bhi teek hai , pata hai ek baar Sid bro Bhai ji ke saath kya hua ??

Karan : ( while shivering) kya hua ..

Bala : ek baar Sid bro bhaiji ne sharaab peekar Ghar aaya tha , sanjana didi ithna maari ithna maari ki , kya bolu , pura ghav douda souda kar patak patak kar maari thi , tab se iss ghaav mein koi mardh sharaab ko haath bhi nahi lagatha ..

Karan ka halat ab aur karaab hone lagi ..

Bala : humare ghav mein sirf aurathon ka ho chaltha hai , Rajesh ji ki bhi ek nahi chalthi ghar mein , aur premji ka bhi nahi isiliye mein kuwara rehna pasand kartha hunn ..

Chitra jo karan ke pass thi woh boli ..

Chitra : ( to herself) don't worry #bala , aaj nahi toh tum bhi sirf mere baath hi sunoge , aur tab Ghar mein sirf mere hi chalega ..

Karan : kya kaha tumne ?? Matlab tum Bala se .....  

Chitra nods in yes .

Karan : yeh Bala toh gaya kaam se ..

Tabhi un logon ne suna

" Agar dobara call Kiya na chappal marungi "

Sab turn Kiya aur dekha ki monu kisi ko phone daante huye aarahi thi ..

Karan : ( to himself) do feet dhoor reh kar baath kar Sherghil kayi tumhe bhi chappal se na maare ..

Mo : ( cold voice ) yaha kya meeting chal raha hai ..

Karan : ( stammering) woh..wo... Bala kuch bol raha tha ..

Bala : mein ?? Nahi didi yeh raheez zyada ravan Kumar jhoot bol Raha hai ..

Mo : ( by removing a file from bag ) mr sherghil , aap naye project ke baremein pata hoga ..

Karan : haan pa ..pata hai ma'am ..

Mo : so tumhari team kaha hai ..

Girte padte dono nikamme log waha bhagte huye agaye aur woh koi aur nahi Aneesh and faizi the ..

Mo : kal ubha 10 bhaje ko presentation Dena hai ( giving file to karan ) ismein details hai ..

Karan : ok * realizing what she said * kyaaaaa kal subha 10 bhaje ko ?? Lekin abhi tak maine iss project ke baremein study nahi Kiya hai , report bhi banana hoga , fhir designs , fhir presentation, kum se kum 3 , 4 din lagega aur kal subha Tak kaise ..

Mo : that's not my problem mr sherghil ,ya toh aap kal tak presentation banayi ye ya mere mail par resignation bhej dijiye ..

Karan : madam plz thoda time dijiye ..

Mo : de toh rahi hunn kal subha Tak ,

Aneesh : mujhe ayisa kyu lag raha hai ki Monami didi karan ko punishment de rahi hai ..

Faizi : abhi bhi lag raha hai ?? Aur yakeen hone keliye kya karna hoga ..

Mo : mr faizuddin siddhiqui..

Faizi : yes ma'am ,

Mo : aap toh kisi farm house ka maali hona ?? Waha ka dekh Baal karte hai , bahut mehnat karke yaha tak pahunche ho yehi bola tha na ,

Faizi : ( gulping ) i am sorry ma'am woh mein majbhoori mein .

Mo : aapke liye mere pass ek assignment hai ..

Faizi : ji ..

Mo : Sherghil company ne kithne bhi buildings bana rahi hai un sab ki list banav aur khud jake test karo ki waha cement iron bricks soil sab kis tarah ki meterial use hora hai , quality acchi hai ya nahi aur waha se mujhe samples le akar dedo meterials ka ..

Faizi : par waha toh sab sahi rehtha hai , humare company kabhi quality mein compromise nahi karegi. .

Monu glares at him and he understands that it was her punishment for him and woh obedient student ki tarah waha se chala gaya ..

Aneesh bhi kisak ne hi wala tha lekin monu ne dekh liye ...

Mo : aap kaha jare hai mr Malhotra ..

Aneesh : ji didi , mera tabiyat karaab hai , sar ghoom raha hai , vomit bhi hone laga hai , pulse upar neeche hora hai ..

Mo : tum ladke hona na definitely pregnant toh nahi ho saktha so , yeh sab bahana work nahi karega ..

Ab : ji didi ..

Mo : woh tum hi hona mujhe office mein anaab shanaab bola , aur mujhe court notice bhi bheja ki agar mein office nahi join ki toh mujh par case karengey , 2 lakh rupai ka penalty bharna hoga , woh court notice tumne hi bheja tha na ??

Aneesh nods in yes then in no and then in both ways ...

Mo : ab humare company mein jithne bhi civil and criminal cases hai  , sab ke pass tum javoge , khud negotiate karoge aur sulha karoge ..

An : lekin woh sab toh katharnak goonde hai , mein wapas nahi aapavunga ,, mere haat phair thod dengey ..

Mo : woh log sirf haath phair thod dengey , agar tum nahi gaya na , mein tumhare woh haal karungi ..

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Mo : bus ab jao varna ..

Aur Aneesh waha se bhaagne mein hi bhalayi samja ..

Karan : ( to himself) matlab ab Sara kaam mujhe akela karna padega ..

Tabhi Sid bhi waha ajatha hai ..

Sid : monu bank keliye late hora hai jaldi chal ( seeing karan) hi jeez bro ..

Karan : hi Sid ..

Monu glares at Sid and he sees here and there ..

Mo : ( to karan ) make sure ki time par presentation complete hojaye ..

Karan nods and Mona sat on Sid bike and left from there ..

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Sid : monu why can't you give a chance to jeez , woh ithna bhi bura nahi hai I guess ..

Mo : tum chup chaap bike chalav ..

Sid : pata hai aaj mein bahut kush hunn , finally jo mummy papa meri education keliye loan liya hai aaj finally mein chuka raha hunn , humme humara Ghar wapas mil jayega , finally sab teek hojayega ...

Mo : mein bhi bahut kush hunn Sid , finally humara pushtainni ghar humme wapas miljayega , mamu aur maa ka bachpan guzra hai uss ghar mein ..

While talking about their childhood things they reached the bank ..

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Bank manager : lekin sir aapki loan toh kab ka clear hochuka hai ..

Sid : what ?? Lekin kaise , maine koi loan nahi bhara hai ..

Bank manager: rukhiye mein check kartha hunn ..

Sid : ok check kar ke bathayiye ..

After checking the transaction details bank manager says ..

Bank manager: koi karan Sherghil hai unke account se paise transfer huye hai woh bhi bahut mahine pehle , rukhiye mein papers lekar aatha hunn ..

And he goes to locker room to get the papers ..

Mo : Sid tum formalities Puri karke ajao , mein jari hunn ..

Sid : lekin monu Rukh na mein bhi aata hunn tere saath ..

Mo : no Sid , just leave me alone for sometime .

Sid : teek hai ghar jake phone kardena ..

Mo : hmm ..

And she left from there , she goes towards her home in short cut and remembering all past events and walking in farm and sees Aneesh was coming from ther side ..

Mo : ( while seeing Aneesh ) yeh iss wakth yaha kya kar raha hai ?? And she glares at him ..

An : ( to himself by seeing monu ) mein kaam chod kar yaha ghoom raha hunn, ab yeh pakka mujhe maaregi haat phair thodegi , aur mein puri zindagi bheek maangta reh javunga. .

Aur monu ko saaf nazar aata hai ki woh dar gaya ..

Mo : yeh mujhe dekh kar dar gaya matlab kuch toh baat hai , yeh log fhir se kuch na kuch kar rahe hai iski toh ..

An : Aneesh beta bhaag jao varna aaj toh tumhara khair nahi ..

Aur woh bhaagne laga ..

Mo : oyye Rukh , varna mein tumhe chudungi nahi ..

Woh bhi Aneesh ke peeche peeche bhaagne lagi ..

Mo : rukho varna mujhe bura koi nahi hoga ..

An : waise bhi tumse bura koi nahi mein bhaag javunga , kayi bhi naukari karunga lekin tumhari jaisi pagal aurath ke pass naukari nahi karunga ..

Mo : kya kaha tumne ?? Mein pagal aurath ?? Aaj Tak mere pati ne mujhe pagal nahi bola saala tu koun hotha hai bey ??

An : arey kaise boltha tum se dartha jo hai ..

Mo : ek baar Rukh ke toh dekh fhir tu bhi darega .

Aur thodi der chase karne ke baad ek danda utakar monu Aneesh ke pairon par maari aur woh neeche girgaya , monu immediately waha aake collar pakad ke utayi aur boli ..

Mo : ab bol kyu bhaag rahe ho mujhe dekh kar ..

An : chodo mujhe aap ayise goonda giri nahi kar sakte ,, aap ke Ghar mein bhai aur papa nahi hai ?? Dusre mardon ko ayise chedne se pehle apne bhai aur papa ko yaad Karo tum ..

Mo : chi gadha kahika , pehle tum yeh decide Karo ki mujhe aap bolna hai ya tum bolna hai , dono mein confuse math kar ..

An : aap mujhse age mein chote hai so tum keh sakta hunn , lekin aap mere boss ka biwi hai toh aapko aap hi kehna padega na madam ..

Mo : acchaaaaaaa , toh fhir ab kya plan Kiya tum logon ne jo mujhe dekh kar bhaag rahe ho ..

An : Kasam se jo kuch bhi kiya karan ne kiya Maine kuch nahi kiya ..

Mo : kya kiya ??

An : aapko pata toh hai ..

Mo : mujhe kya pata hai ??

An : wahi jo karan ne kiya ..

Mo : urgggg ( lifting a danda ) ab saaf saaf bolo kya kiya varna aaj toh tum ek peace mein wapas nahi jayega ..

An : nahi nahi sab bathatha hunn ..

Mo : toh bathav

An : sab se pehle toh karan ne London mein padayi Puri karke India agaya ..

Mo : mere liye ?!

An : nahi uncle keliye ,, uncle ki company mein koi black sheep tha toh unhe pakadne keliye mujhe duplicate CEO banaya aur woh khud employ bangaya ..

Mo : matlab yeh jo bhi kiya usne , mere liye nahi kiya ??

An : nahi toh aap story ke beech mein agaya aur Sara ka Sara confusion hogaya hai ..

Mo : toh sab kuch saaf saaf bathav varna ..

She lifts the danda to hit him ..

An : arey nahi didi mujhe maaro math , mein sab kuch bathadunga please..

To be continued