9:13 am saturday

remus

lily help

lily

remus what? you interrupted my studying

remus

oop sorry

anyway I texted this guy asking about an ebay ad right

lily

go on

remus

turns out he was pranked by his best mate and we end the convo there

lily

okay

remus

he drunkenly texts me friday night and he propositions me and I say no bc I don't know his age

lily

mhm

remus

he continues asking and I ask for photo proof and asdfghjkl he's so motherfucking hot I can't

sent 1 photo

lily

holy hell

remus

lily? you there?

lily?

...

9:20 am saturday

lily

james fleamont potter I need to talk to you

james

what?

lily

so you know how you pranked sirius with the "selling black dog" prank?

james

yeah, and?

lily

turns out remus texted him and sirius drunkenly texted him back last night

james

oh shit

lily

yup

and he asked remus out drunkenly because of course he did

james

damn will sirius finally get bitches?

the question of the century my guy

lily

don't ever call me "my guy" again

anyway how do we get our two best friends together?????

remus has been simping for sirius since first year

james

don't ask me how I know this but sirius has too

anyway what does remus like?

i'll have sirius surprise him with something

lily

he's a huge hamilton nerd

and I think the playhouse next town over is doing it

james

that's an insult to britain

but i'll pass it along