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Third POV

At 8am on a crisp Friday morning, Izuku Midoriya wakes up. He sits up on top of his bed, knowing he should be on top of the hospital bed. Last night, he had the same dream of the hospital bed. He was sleeping on top of the bed, watching the one All Might scene that really tickles his kidneys. As he rises from his flat bed, he thinks about the thicc hospital bed he adores. He washes his face while thinking about the same bed.

Deku POV

I miss the feeling of the hospital bed-kun. The soft mattress and pillow, the smell of hand sanitizer, and the casts i always get. I can't wait to break my bones today. In order to succeed in getting to see hospital bed again, sacrifices must be made. Today, I'm going to use one for all 100% with my arms instead of my feet because i need to keep my feet nice for the toe pics i sell to Kacchan and Todoroki-kun. Uraraka-san keeps asking me for what she describes as "pics😘" and i think she means toe pics so i need to keep them fresh. Before I leave for school, I make a TikTok for my 10 million followers. I sing along to the words.

"PuLL uP eXtRa IcY, iM nOt PlAyInG hOcKey."

I put my hand up to my mouth to block out a no-no word. "tHiNk Im WeIrD aNd ThEy DoNt ReAlLy LiKe Me-"

"Izuku! Are you seriously making a tock tick right now?"

I stop dancing. My mom reminds me of kacchan sometimes.

"You have to go to school! You don't have time for this!"

I stop recording and put my phone in my bag. She's right. I need to see hospital bed-kun again. I gather my things and run outside. My red sneakers give me extra speed. I yell some incantations All Might says to make me go faster.

"PLUS ULTRA!!!!!!"

People around me look concerned and confused.

*time skip to school lol*

During class, i fantasize about laying on top of hospital bed-kun. The casts wrapped around my arms and legs, the medicine, and my classmates visiting me and acting as if i had died. My heart goes super bass.

(https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU 0:47)

(imma just put some "teacher language" here since i don't pay attention to aizawa ever)

"listen up bitches. today we gonna do some practice fighting at ground beta. put yo seatbelt on."

katsuki stands up. "pshhh yolo"

he walks out of the classroom. *cue the distant screams*

-+-+-time skip-+-+-

At ground beta, i'm supposed to fight 3 classmates. Kacchan, Todoroki, and Uraraka. I'll only be fighting Kacchan though, since i'll be breaking all of my bones right away. Oh, just the thought of hospital bed makes my heart go pitter patter.

"begin."

"mr. aiz-" Iida starts,

"no. fuck off."

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"good luck kacchan!"

he gives me a friendly gesture.

i run at full speed towards him. he looks surprised at my new plus ultra strategy. i slam right into him.

"what the fuck was that deku!"

"didn't want to ruin me toes."

"oh, ok."

:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:

the plan isn't working. i was supposed to lose to kacchan, now i'm fighting todoroki. he's acting a bit strange today.

he whispers, "s-senpai~"

"wha-"

he puts up a ice pillar.

this is my chance!

i run up to the ice and slam my arm into it at one for all 1,000,000%. my arm shatters.

after the air clears, todoroki is gone.

oops?

<+>~<+>~<+>

now i'm fighting uraraka. no one has found todoroki yet.

this time, i've decided to use 1000000% full cowling. it should be enough for me to see senpai. i get butterflies in my stomach just thinking about hospital bed.

uraraka is acting like a schoolgirl. she has her hands in a 👉👈 and her knees facing each other. i whisper my encantations and charge at her, naruto style.

;:;:;:;:;

i wake up on a stretcher. yes! it worked! i'm going to see senpai!

we arrive at the hospital. they wheel my stretcher to room K5. when they open the door, i see the love of my life. standing there, so beautifully. the sunlight from the window glistening on their soft sheets. their air refresher singing me almost to sleep.

they lie me down on hospital bed. my face is hot. i never get close enough to senpai. i whisper, "senpai." and fall asleep in their heavenly presence.

-/:/-/:/-

when i wake up, i'm cuddling with hospital bed. i let all of the tension leave my body as i lie with my soulmate.

"izuku."

i go rigid. i sit up. kacchan is standing at the doorway. he looks beautiful standing there. if i didn't have hospital bed, i would probably be married to kacchan. (HAH! no tododeku for YOU!)

"it's time to go back to U.A. your injuries have healed."

no. i can't leave hospital bed again. not like this.

a tear slips down my cheek as i rise and put my shoes on.

"until we meet again, hospital bed."

"what was that?"

"nothing"

!¡!¡!

we arrive at classroom 1-A. i'm still heartbroken about having to leave hospital bed again. i hold back my tears as i open the door.

i gasp.

the room is empty, except for todoroki and..

my chair.

"chair-kun it's not-"

"you're too late. your chair already knows about everything. i took pictures." todoroki sneers.

"todoroki why? i trusted you!"

"yeah? your chair trusted you too. he's been heartbroken, you know. crying to me on the phone every night. he's known about your infidelity for a while now."

"chair-kun, he's lying! i would never-"

"he doesn't believe you. and he won't. no one knows your chair like i do."

"that's why.." todoroki grins

"me and chair are running away together."

i gasp. i fall to my knees and begin to cry.

"chair.. no.. don't do this! don't do this to me!! to us..!!!"

"sorry. chair has made up their mind. let's go chair."

he picks up chair and struts out. i ball my eyes out.

"ok ok that's enough stop fucking crying ya baby" kacchan says, patting me on the back.

i look up at him. he looks beautiful.

"you know,"

"if ya really love hospital bed, stop cheating on them with chair."

"i'm not-"

"i know you guys weren't together but you're more than friends. maybe it's better they know the truth. and that they found out this way."

"yeah, you're right."

"thanks kacchan."

then we made out.

-epilogue-

it's been a few years since my tragic parting with chair. i wonder how todoroki and chair are doing now. no one has seen them since they left, but there's been rumors they own a small furniture store called 'FUDCB' which stands for

fuck u deku, cheating bitch.

eventually i had to break up with hospital bed. i found out hospital bed was cheating on me with many other people. hundreds. kacchan called it a taste of my own medicine. me and kacchan have been dating since the day chair left. we got engaged a few months ago. i still miss hospital bed sometimes, but i know it wasn't meant to be.

until we meet again, hospital bed.

you know i had to include bakudeku in there like how could i not

this took so long to make for no reason. i've been working on this shit since june y'all better like it.

nah i'm just playing but i do hope you guys enjoy it

ty to YouSayNerdISayYes for helping me write it lol

ALMOST FORGOT A WORD COUNT LMAO

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