3rd Person

"Scenario: Jack and Jess have been going out for two months...Jack tells Jess he'll dump her if she doesn't have sex with him, he's sick of waiting. Jess is afraid of losing him and agrees." Shikamaru said and threw the paper on the table.

Soon a laugh was heard, "Dog act jack.." Kankuro said while scoffing and handing Shion a marker.

"Mmm. It's almost up there with secretly having sex with your ex-best friend's crush. Anything you want to add, Sakura?" Sai said while turning his head and looking at her.

"No. I don't want to do this.." Said then gave her a look and sat up a little more straight. "Look none of us want to do this. We're being forced to.."

Soon a little bit of quietness struck the table.

"She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to.." Shikamaru said while breaking the thick silence that was once filling the air. He then gave her a look which made her eyes widen a little and stare at other places.

Soon a ding came from his phone. "Yo, I gotta go. Just send me my part later.." He then jumped out of the table and ran off.

Feeling skeptical Sai followed him with his eyes. "Oh...umm scenario: Jonathan likes Amanda. He asks for her number.."

•

"Amanda feels pressured to give it to him even though she doesn't feel the same way."

"So..Convince her with a dick pic?" Everyone then looked at Kiba in disgust.

"What did Amanda do to deserve that?.."

"Well, she'd have to zoom in to see yours," Kiba said while smacking his lips and giving Toneri a look.

"Well this is something..." Temari said while giving them both disgusted looks.

"My dick pics are classy. I use a sepia filter.." He said while laughing and smirking at the same time.

"You see I like to use the Snapchat dog filter so that my dick has a tongue, double the pleasure." Soon all the guys at the table started to talk about how their dick is but that gave Hinata a good time to space out.

Trying to get her mind off of it she started to just stare at the paper but she couldn't.

Why is it that when you try to avoid something it becomes a million times harder to avoid?

Hinata then jolted up and slapped herself making everyone around the table give her weird looks. "What is wrong with you." Hinata's eyes then widened.

"Um...It's ka.." I said while moving my hands around and slapping my arm. "..anata no kimyōna..." Temari muttered while looking at her.

Hinata

While walking out of class I managed to see pink hair in the corner of my eye. My legs then slowly started to walk faster.

While getting closer to where she was standing I tried to avert my eyes somewhere else, "Hey Hinata-"

"Get off," I said ignoring her. I then walked past the first building and stopped there and breathed.

'Don't even worry about her..' I then realized that it was Temari's voice and I stopped and listened more closely.

'Honestly, I'm just trying to talk to her.'

"Oh my gosh, she's so narcissistic.' I then stared at the sky for a second after hearing them.

So I'm the narcissist huh...

~I then felt arms around me, "Omgosh so many flops on offer." I said laughing and looking at some guys.

"Oh...Too extra...Like when did guys become so narcissistic? Honestly stop obsessing over yourself." She said while laughing.

"Oh, gosh baby...Um, my new tattoo is scanning. Can you rub some Bepanthen on it while I tell you my life story?" I said causing us to both laugh hard.

After a while of silence, I felt eyes on me, Turning around I saw it was Sakura. "We got to stick together you know?" she then kissed me on the cheek.

"Yeh.."~

"I'm sorry, but you look like a tragic off-cut from The Real Housewives." I then turned my head to the side real fast to see that it was Sai and Shion.

"Look forget them and let's just go." Shions said while grabbing my arm.

•

"Hey really glad you made it to the party," Naruto said while putting his arm around me making my stomach feel like a roller coaster.

"U-um thanks.." I said while smiling really hard.

Hinata I thought you were over him...What are you doing???

"Yeah, it was an epic night...I'm just not sure if Sakura had a good time though." My roller coaster then stopped and all the passengers got off.

So it's all about Sakura huh? Just thinking like that made my body stiff; I think that gave him a sign I didn't really wanna be touched because right after that he removed his arm from around me and put it back to his side.

"Well, I wouldn't exactly know.." He then looked at me and gave me a smirk.

"You guys are best friends, right? Before you got in that huge fight...Seriously though I would appreciate some insight on her if you can be bothered." His smile then slowly started to disappear.

"Uh..U-um. I mean maybe.." Soon it came back like it never disappeared.

"Oh, great. So, you know me and Sakura hooked up, right? And it was like really intense energy." I then shook my head up and down awkwardly.

"How great for you guys.."

"I know I make out with everyone..."

...You haven't made out with me yet...

"But like this thing with Sakura actually means something..And then I went out on stage and shot my mouth off." he then stopped talking for a second and stared at the ground while walking.

"Honestly, I thought she would think it was kind of romantic, but obviously it just freaked her out. Does she not mess with that kind of stuff-"

"I have no idea Naruto.."

"Come on Hinata. You know Sakura. What's she in relationship-wise?"

"..relationship wise...You know I would say she's really into guys that are extra, you know? Who feel comfortable talking about themselves. Who just like open up about everything.."

"Okay. So right off the bat, 'Hey this is what my therapist talked about'."

"Yeh, perfect. Don't hold back."

"Yeah, Sakuras not like other girls..It's like she doesn't even care about me sometimes and I don't know but I kind of like that. Anyway, thanks, Hina! If you need any Intel on any guy you want just tell me, owe you one."

I then watched him leave. Hinata what did you just do?

Sai

While trying to Ng to walk up the stairs I notice Shikamaru sitting there on the steps with a long black bag.

"Explain this for me..."

He then smiled, "I need a favor." I then stared at him worried a little.

"Oh. Fine. Uh, if you need me to dispose of a body, my wardrobes are kind of full." I said while smiling and nodding my head.

"Mmm. Can I stash this here for a bit?"

"What is it?..Bitcoin? No, wait, a pony?"

"For my sake, come on. Sai." I then walked up the stairs unit I was in front of him.

"You know I'm getting half cut of the profits."

"Just take it, would you?"

"Why me? I mean don't you have a ton of Yakuza friends ready to do crime?" He then smiled a little and threw a little rock at me.

I then stopped and gave him a look. "Seriously though, why me?" he then stood up with the bag in his hand.

"Well your pretty much like the only cool person at school, I guess." I then ignored what he said and snatched the bag.

"Well thankfully for you I have a soft spot for compliments so you win."

"Appreciate it! And it won't be for long."

"Ok." I then put the bag on my shoulder and walked inside.

Naruto

Here I go I guess.

I then put my hand on her door and knocked on it. After a while of wait the door then opened to her. Sakura.

My stomach then twisted like crazy.

"Look Naruto it's not a good time. Sorry," she said with a worried face while looking back making my eyes widen.

"Wait, it won't be a second. I just want to talk.." She then stared at me for a bit. "Fine." While trying to walk in I got stopped.

"Look if you only going to be here for a second you don't need to come inside."

"You don't make this easy don't you?" She then gave me a look.

"I'm not sure who I owe being 'easy' to."

"Okay. Look, I just wanted to say the whole, what I did on stage, was a dumb thing to do. Okay? And I wanted to own that." She then started to look at me confused.

"The fact is that I suffer from pretty bad anxiety. Sometimes I overcompensate. And I just end up making a fool of myself. And you shouldn't have to wear that."

"Okay?"

"What else.." I said while looking down and thinking. "Um, I shoplift condoms. It's not a great look and I regret it but I'm really into safe sex. I don't visit my grandma, she lives in a home and I feel mad about tha-"

"Okay this is a lot.." she said averting her eyes away from me.

"I'm just being honest."

"Alright?..."

"Look Sakura it's pretty obvious I'm into you and you're an amazing person and I want us to hang out more. But I'm not gonna push you if you're not into it." I then saw her smile a little.

"Anyway, that's kind of all I wanted to say...I'll..I'll give you some time to think about it..." I then slowly nodded and walked away.

Hopefully, it worked...

3rd Person

The Hyuga then laid her head down on the counter and groaned. "I shouldn't have said anything.."

"Why it's funny," Sai said while bringing a whole tray of food while wearing his work clothes.

"What if it backfires and he tells Sakura all of his secrets and it just makes them closer?"

"Please the darkest secrets Naruto has probably involves him getting a girl pregnant and running away."

"Eww," Shion said crunching up her face in disgust.

"Let's be honest though every single guy that hangs out with him is like that...I mean well.." Sai then ate a fry and turned his eyes to the side leading off the sentence they wanted him to now finish.

"Well what..?"

"Well, Toneri is probably the only one with some sense. But after looking at these photos most girls would try to get themselves pregnant just to be with him." Sai said while taking out his phone and pulling up Toneris Insta.

"This boy is thirst trapping so hard, he might drown." He said and then looked at Hinata with a look; he soon shoved the phone her her face trying to make her look.

After a while of dogging trying to keep the vows she made she just snatched the phone away from Sai and started to watch it.

It was a video of Toneri with his shirt off working a weight. "You know the best way to get over someone is to put your mind with someone else."

"Sai, shouldn't you be working?" Shions said while eating an onion ring making Sai give her a nasty look and put down his food.

"Okay, dad.." He said while snatching away his phone and walking off causing them to laugh a little.

Soon after a long grieving day at work Sai finally ended up finishing his shift. But of course, he still had work to do, especially since he still had to walk 10 miles back to his house.

"Finally.." Sai said between gasps of breaths while opening and shutting the door. While walking past the living room something caught his eye.

A big black bag on the ground and a big scary hairy man standing right behind it. Trying to ignore it he walked past but truthfully he could have never done so after overthinking in his head for about 3 seconds he turned around.

"Getting on the bags are we?"

"What are you doing with this Sai?"

"Well, technically you're the one holding it. So, finders keepers." He said smiling and then slowly taking a step to walk away.

"Sai!" Soon a halt came to his feet and he turned. "Sai..It's full of sports clothes with their tags on.."

"It's not mine I wouldn-"

"Sai I don't care who it is get it out of this house right now!"

"Okay, Okay. Stop yelling at me." Sai said with a calm voice.

"No! You either get rid of this right now, or we are taking a wander down to the cops. Your choice." After staring at him in the eyes for a while he realised the seriousness coming from him.

"Ok.."

Sai

The door then opened. And as soon as he saw the bag fear spread through his eyes.

"What's up?"

"Hi. Random, I know but I guess that's our new fun thing, surprise visits. Um, can I come in?"

"Sorry um, my nan's home." My eyebrow then raised a little. Okay then...

"Well that's okay I'm great with Nan's. They love to pinch my cheek and tell me about the one time they met an Asian person." He then laughed a little but gave back his normal face.

"Yeah, it's just not great timing."

"Oh um that's okay, I can't stay long anyway, to be honest. Just wanted to say that things got hectic at home. It doesn't look like I can keep your bag there anymore. I'm really sorry." I said while handing him the bag.

"Don't worry about it. I'll sort something else out."

"Look I'm usually great with favors. I'm telling you, just ask once man and I'll come and help." I said while smiling at him back.

"I believe you.." I then nodded and then widened my eyes a little. Perfect.

"Which is why you can trust me when I say I have just thought of the perfect place to stash it."

"Okay, I'll put my shoes on."

And with that, me and Shika went on walking. "Yo, where is this place supposed to be again?" Shikamaru said while kicking rocks.

I then gave him an annoyed look while sliding sweat off my face. "Two things. One it's your fault that it was taking so long, there was a perfectly good car in the driveway ready to be driven-"

"Wh-" I then stopped at a gate right next to me and took a long breather and silenced him with a finger.

"No, don't give me that bull that it might not be yours because every morning I see you and only you drive that to school. And secondly, we have been walking for about 17 miles how in the universe are you not sweating a little."

"What can you say, my whole life I've been on the run." Out of nowhere he pulled out a cigarette and started to smoke it and continued to walk.

"Yeah...Whatever you say." I said while catching up with him.

"Don't be mad your such a drag." He said while laughing a little making me give him a look.

After that and another 6 miles, we finally made it to what we called school. And that's when the smile turned to frown.

"You made me walk over 15 miles just for school?!" This time his face was scrunched up mad.

"Do you wanna hide your stuff somewhere secure or what?" He then stared at me for a second and soon sighed hard and took another smoke.

"Let's just go."

After some more walking and some more talking we finally made it. "How have I never been on the roof before?" Shikamaru said now breathing for his life.

"Shika, you haven't lived." He then sat on the ground laying his head down on the stone. "Look I'm sorry for all that work it took for us to get here," I said dropping the bag on the floor.

"It would've been fine if my dad hadn't gone through my stuff. You know what that reminds me, I need to talk to him about boundaries."

"It doesn't matter," Shika said while grabbing the bag off the ground and putting it over his shoulder.

"Uh, I know it doesn't, but it kind of does too." We then walked a little more in silence which wasn't bad. At least not bad like the next thing he asked.

"Yo are your parents still together?" I then laughed a little. Well, not a little but somewhere in the middle I guess...

I laughed hard. To hard to really say to be honest.

After a few seconds of getting that out, I stopped. "No...Thankfully they stopped torturing each other years ago."

"Is that when you went to go live with your old man?"

"Actually no...My mom recently decided that I was too much and sent me off to my father's prison for a bit. So..." Soon Shikamaru stopped in his tracks with a face...A face of pity.

"Oh uh...Wow, I'm sorry."

"No, it's fine," I said while laughing a bit. "Turns out I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Not even those who birthed me." I said while my voice got lower.

But that bit of sorrow didn't last for long especially since I got a hard hit on my shoulder. "I reckon you are alright.."

"Thanks, Mom," I said while hitting him on the shoulder back causing us to laugh a little. I then got on my knees and opened the broken vent right in front of me.

"Well, what's wrong with being a mom? There God's gift..." He said while laughing a little bit then stopped as soon as I shut the cover of the vent.

"But man actually. Thanks for this, I owe you one."

"Don't worry about it," I said while smiling.

Shikamaru

"Ugh.." I said while waking up and stretching my arms. As much as I wanted to stay in my bed and say 5 more minutes knowing those 5 minutes actually meant 20 minutes I'm not gonna fail another grade. I just can't do that again.

So I then got up and started to take off my clothes. Got my towel and face rag and headed towards the shower.

After a while of being in there, I was about to get out when I heard loud bangs on the door and someone yelled police.

I was about to get out of the shower and hopefully put on my clothes fast enough to run for my life but thankfully I had to stop in my tracks.

I then heard the door slam open and a weak yet fierce voice speak. "Hello officers, what might bring you the pleasure of being here?"

Thank God.

"We're looking for a young man by the name of Shikumaru Nara. Is he here?"

"No, he is not here." I heard her say fast.

"Look we just want a quick word.."

"Well, you can't have a quick word if he ain't here now can't you?"

"Look did Shikamaru happen to mention a robbery at a sporting goods store?"

"My grandsons done nothing wrong. So leave me alone."

"Miss Nara w-"

"I said you're not coming in without a warrant and he's not home. What are you gonna do, strip-search me? You know go ahead, I might even enjoy myself."

I then heard straight silence for some time. "Always a pleasure.." As soon as I heard that last sentence I heard the door slam shut; almost knowing what was gonna happen next I immediately went back to acting like I heard nothing.

And exactly when I did that the shower curtains slammed open. As soon as I realized what happened I covered myself.

I mean when I say I basically knew what was gonna happen I meant her banging on the bathroom door or something not completely opening the curtains and exposing me to her.

"Nan wha-"

"What have you gotten into?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't play with me like I'm too old to understand, Bouya. The only reason you're not locked up is 'cause the courts let you stay with me' You're not going inside like your mom! Pull your head in. And make some new friends. Ones that won't drag you to your own grave!" And with that, she left slamming the door behind her.

Wow. Wasn't expecting that.

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Yall the reason why it's so short is because it's been so stressful to finish this but best believe I'm not giving up on this!

I would also like to pray to whoever is reading this book that they have a god-blessed day and all the evil/wickedness stays away from you, in the name of Jesus, Amen.

BTW YALL NEXT CHAPTER MIGHT BE MY LONGEST BC IM GONNA DO A CHALLENEGE WHERE I WRITE OVER 1000 OR JS 1000 A DAY FOR IDK HOW MANY DAYS BUT YES<333