*sarah making bread with elvira very loudly in the kitchen. also we're ten years in the future????*

melody: oh no.... sarah's making bread again

thancred: oH gOds, i better make sure she doesnt try to burn the kitchen down again *zooming to sarah*

sarah: and this, elvira, is how you set arson to your kitchen *sets the kitchen on fire*

elvira: 𝕚 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥, 𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒

sarah: ｗＨＡｔ？so thats why the kitchen was randomly on fire and thancred blamed it on me?!

elvira: *serious nodding*

thancred: DEAR GOD, SARAH!! DONT TEACH THE CHILD HOW TO SET THINGS ON FIRE *intense putting out the fire*

sarah: to my unending surprise, she already knew how to use a lighter!

elvira: 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕨, 𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒--

sarah: Ꭵ 𝓭𝔬𝓃𝕋 𝐑є𝕄Ⓔм𝐛έг 𝓓𝓸Ｉηｇ ｔ𝐇𝓐ｔ... ω𝓱𝕪 𝔀𝑜𝓾𝐋𝓓 ᶤ ᵈᵒ ⓣ𝒽𝕒т?

thancred:  *exasperated* thats something i'd want to know too, why did you do that?

sarah: ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ! ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ꜱʜᴇꜱ ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ!

alphinaud: *walks in and kills the vibe* wHats GoiNg oN? i tHoUGht i hearD saRAh shoUtiNg

sarah: someone taught elvira how to commit arson! but it wasn't me!! i wanted to be the one to teach her that....

alphinaud: you did teach her that, i overheard you when she and sylvie were playing. i had started to go to try and stop you, but then urianger came by to "waste my time", according to melody.

melody: *zooms in very speedy* i SAid nO sUCh thinG!! urianger is nice, it's just that his speeches about nothing don't make sense. also, hes good for slapping.

sarah: 🅸🅵 🅰🅽🆈🅱🅾🅳🆈🆂 🅶🅾🅾🅳 🅵🅾🆁 🆂🅻🅰🅿🅿🅸🅽🅶 🅸🆃🆂 🅰🅻🅿🅷🅸🅽🅰🆄🅳. but now i cant slap him becasue hes taLL...

alphinaud: 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕡 𝕞𝕖

leon: *watching all of this go down very concerned in the back*

melody: hey alphinaud, wheres sylvie

alphinaud: i thought you had sylvie--

*sylvie ended being in sarah's living room trying to eat to the couch cushions, and sarah never remembered how she taught elvira how to be a criminal*