*for some reason ffxiv characters are existing in middle earth now, dont ask why i dont even know myself*

ally: is that glitter on your lips?

boromir: MMmM cherry flavored, want a taste?

ally: uGh! what is with you??! *storms off with her broom*

boromir:Ⴆυƚ ɱυϝϝιɳƈαƙҽ??????? *proceeds to slurp up ramen watching her walk away very confused*

*dakki kiyoko sitting on estinien's shoulder in the back*

thranduil: ew, a dwarf *looking at dakki ugly*

dakki: im not a dwarf, im a lalafell

estinien: thats right

thranduil: how do you associate yourself with a dwarf woman, sir? i am disgusted

estinien: what do you mean.....??????????

dakki: hes being racist because im a little persoN!! you dont love me anymore, do you estinien? *having moist depression*

estinien: 𝓃𝑜, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒, 𝒾𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓇𝒶𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝓂. *petting dakki*

dakki: *sniffle sniffle * okay....

aerlinniel: woah, whats going on *sees dakki* :0 i never knew dwarves could be cute!

legolas: :0

aerlinniel: *patting dakki on the head*

thranduil: get away from them, they probably have rabies!

aerlinniel: how could something so cute have rabies, thranduil?

dakki: *lalafell giggle*

krissi: YOU SIR!!!! *points up at thranduil* 

thranduil: ugh! another one! what do you want?

krissi: S̷͖͓͐͗T̷̻͕̯͊͆̀O̷͖̘͆̓P̷̘̠̌̕ ̵̼̲͌͘A̴͈̰͒̽̀B̴̮̺͇̓Ú̷̖̬̥S̴͈̏Ĩ̴͔̓͐͜N̴̖͔̾̈G̸͉̅ ̷̻͕̈́̊͑M̶̦̲̈̒́Y̸̛̪̍̐ ̷̨̛̋͜Ŝ̶̲̓͘Ị̷̆̈́S̴̖̆̚͘T̴͋͊͐ͅE̶͌͗͜R̴͍͋͊́ ̶̩̍̉Ǎ̵̮̤T̵͕̰̒͒̍ ̵̝̪̝͒͑Ö̷̘́́̕Ǹ̴͇̟̻̍̐C̷̛̠̓E̸̞̅̃!̵̭̑̐̀!̴̡̲̦̃̿!̶͖̙̎̽͗ *lalafell punches at thranduil's legs*

ally: *suddenly back* we're beating up thranduil? count me in *violently whacking thranduil on the head with a broom*

legolas: oh no... everybodys beating up my father again....why does this always happen?

aerlinniel: it always happens because he deserves it.

legolas: oh-- right.

thancred: .....who are you

legolas: i am legolas

thancred: you must be..... my compettition 

legolas: you rival my beauty--

thancred: i will have you know that many a maid would kill for a chance to spend forever at my side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

melody: 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙!

legolas: *shocked* but-- youre the other version of my wife! you must see me how she does.... do you not?

aerlinniel: ....i think ive decided thancred is better than you, legolas

legolas: ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

thancred: 𝓲 𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

legolas: *furious* but im an elf! all of the elves have perfect faces!!

galadriel: not celeborn...... *looking at celeborn disappointed*

celeborn: *sobbing*

aerlinniel: or elrond.... *looking at elrond concerned*

elrond: *̶̝̮̾̐͒a̵̢̝͙͌̎̒n̴̖͑̈g̶̝͍͕̕ŗ̴̭͐̀ÿ̷̭́̕ ̴̰̾̐e̵̮̣͂͑y̵̥͊̒ē̵͓b̷͇̘̹͐r̶̝̯̟̈́̊ö̶̢͔̘́͛̄w̸̡̉͂ś̸͕̪̆ ̷̗̗̲̀͆̓i̵̦͊̈́̚ņ̶͔͛̄ͅt̸̙̎̆ę̴̘̊n̷̖̣̓͠ͅŝ̵͕̳̀̇í̵͉́̊f̸̙̙̚͜͝i̸̢̧̗̊ḙ̷̈́̿̇s̵͉̜͉̋̕*̴͙̭͚̓

legolas: *having dry depression*

*in the end aerlinniel didnt leave legolas because he looked too sad to abandon.... and thranduil was injured severely*