Peter's POV

"Baby boy!" I whipped around to see my boyfriend; Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool come running up to me on the roof. My eye shutter narrowed but quickly widen when I saw that his left arm was missing.

"Babe? What happened to your arm?" I asked, worried all over my face.

"You don't have to worry about anything, baby boy. I just stopped a mugger but he happened to have a knife. No biggie." He answered with a shrug. "By the way, I heard that there is a fieldtrip at the Avengers Compound. Wanna go rain over their parade?"

"Definitely." I grinned evilly as I took of my mask and gave my boyfriend a sloppy kiss.

/Avengers Compound/

"Now, on this floor, it is dedicated to Spiderman and his boyfriend, Deadpool. If you're lucky, you might get to see the real them today." The tour group beamed all around. "But they usually come on weekends though." The smile fell of all their faces. Ms. Diana Prince dismissed the sudden sadness and continued to explain about Deadpool's powers and Spiderman's abilities.

"MJ! Peter is so fucked up if he comes here right now. Imagine his face if he sees us looking at the Spiderman exhibition. Hahaha" Ned whispered-yell and chucked quietly while walking around until he got to the Spiderman onsie.

"Loser #1 sure has good sewing skills!" MJ sarcastically whispered while waving her arm above her head.

Just then, the Spiderman and Deadpool statue started moving giving the tour group a fright.

"Hello, kids! As you can see, we are the REAL Deadpool and Spiderman. Not actors. I will even cut my finger to prove my point!" Wade said before he actually cuts his middle finger off.

"Babe! Why did you do that~" I whined like a kid.

"So, I can do this..." He put his hand without the middle finger into a fist and you can see the finger slowly growing back... until he was holding up his middle finger for the world to see.

"D-De-Deadpool sir! This is a group of children! Your action is highly inappropriate!" Mr. Jordan, the accompanying teacher cried out desperately.

"Come on babe. Let's go. I don't want to get embarrassed by you again." I tugged on hid mask and drags him out of the room.

/Living Quarters at Avengers Compound/

"Hey Dad! We're holding a press conference about me being your son and Spiderman, right?" I asked Dad who was drinking his fifth cup of coffee.

"Yep. Anything else you want to say, kiddo?" He looked up from the delicious coffee he was drinking.

"About that... you see... um... I'm not straight like a ruler, more like a protractor... cause I'm gay?" My voice was filled with nervousness and I think Dad knew.

"Okay." Was his only reply until he finished his cup. "There's going to be a press conference on the new Stark phone that is going to be released next week. It's going before the tour's Q&A so you can tell it then"

"Okay, Dad. Love you!" I quickly answered back before swinging out of the room.

~Around 14.25~

"F.R.I.D.A.Y., when is the press conference with the Q&A?" I asked as I swing to the conference room.

"It is starting in 10 minutes, Mini Boss. I suggest you go there now, or you will be late." Came F.R.I.D.A.Y.'s robotic voice with a hint of amusement.

"Thanks F.R.I., you're a life saver!" I whispered as I entered the room. My Spiderman nanotech suit retracted into my Stark watch and I position myself next to Dad and Mom while quickly adjusting my tie.

~10 minutes later~

The tour group of teenagers around my age walked into the room with Ms. Prince and Mr. Jordan.

"Welcome, to Avengers Compound. I am Tony Stark but you already know that, and Pepper Stark, my wife and the CEO of Stark Industries, together with my Personal intern, Peter on my left. Now we will have a press conference before we begin your Q&As. For the time being, please sit quietly while I announce my news." Dad plastered his fake but still charming smile for the reporters and the group wile I stood next to him uncomfortably.

"Why the fuck is Penis Parker standing with THE Tony Stark?!" You-know-who whispered to his friend, Jonathan Crane, I think. I was not supposed to hear it but, you know, enhance sense.

But before I could utter a word, MJ spoke up. "Well maybe because Tony just said that Peter is his personal intern, Flash. I don't know how you managed to be a substituted it the decathlon team cause I think you left your brain at the hospital when you were born."

She looked at me after her mini speech. I mouthed a quick 'thanks' and she just gave me a nod in return.

"Thank you. Now, I would like to advertise the new edition of Stark phone, even though we are in the Avengers Compound. Blah blah blah"

"Now as I stand here, I would like to introduce you to someone we have been hiding from the public for the past 15 years. Please give him a round of applause for my son, Peter Stark!" Dad said to the press. Everyone clapped as I walked forward. The tour group which I just found out after the 'Flash" incidents were my classmates, all had their mouths open except Ned and MJ who already knew.

"Well, hello world! I am Peter Stark, son of Tony and Pepper Stark, heir to Stark industries. Is there anything you would like to address me, please do it now." I transformed from the nerdy and awkward kid I am at school to the confident and charming persona.

Dad picked the first person on the second roll. "You there. Black Shirt and Black slack pants."

"Conner Kent from The Wall Street Journal. Peter Stark! Which school do you go to?"

"Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology, sir."

"Artemis Crock. The New York Times. Besides working in Stark Industries, what were you dreaming of becoming instead?"

"Thank you for the question, Ms. Crock. But the answer will have to wait for the second part of this announcement. I am very sorry for the inconvenient."

"Victor Stone of the Daily News. How do you feel about coming out like this?"

"Well, to be honest, I am feeling pretty whelmed and certainly feeling the aster. Definitely traught and turbed at the moment!" I exclaimed with a cheeky grin. Dad faced me with an 'are you serious look'.

"What he meant was he is cool as a cucumber and feeling that things are going pretty good. He is not upset or worried about anything and is very happy at the moment. Sorry for that, guys. He's been watching the Young Justice TV series too much and they like to play around with words." Dad quickly give them the translation to my word play (or should I say, Robin from season 1's word play).

"For example, disaster means something going wrong and dis makes the word a negative, so if aster is the opposite of disaster, so instead of things going wrong, they go right! Clearly you or not feeling the aster." I looked around seeing confused faces.

Luckily, Dad came to the rescue like a true superhero "Okay guys, last question."

"Wally West, Daily Bungles. Mr. Peter, do you have a girlfriend, if so, who is she."

"To answer that question, Mr. West. I do NOT have a girlfriend... since I have a boyfriend. His name is Deadpool." I answered as cool as a cucumber, as Dad described.

"Th-Then you're Spi- "

"Correct, Mr. West. I am Spider-man" Just as I finish my last word, my suit finishes cover my face and my eyes starts to glow blue. "Now to answer you're question earlier, Ms. Crock. I will not only take over the business one day, but I will also join the Avengers. They ARE already my family anyway. Not by blood, but by heart."

Silence.

Only to be broken by the one and only, Flash Thompson...

"You have to kill this love! Loving a boy?! You're pathetic, Penis Parker! Why don't you go kill yourself! There is no room for your gay ass here!" I guess Flash would've went on about what he was thinking in his homophobic mind if it wasn't from Wade's hand covering his mouth and a katana against his throat.

"What is so wrong that you had to go insult Baby boy like that." My babe hissed at Flash who turn pale.

"Babe. Put your katana down." He turned to me, uncertained.

"But I want to una live him!" He looked towards me with an emotionless face, er... mask.

"Babe..." I said with a growl at the end.

"Bu-"

" No buts. We talked about this yesterday. And the day before that. Last week, last month, last year. So no, no unaliving people. Or else, no cuddles tonight." I said with a strict face.

"Fine." He took the katana off of Flash's throat and I could tell, even with the mask on, that he was pouting. That's the cutest sight, if you know what I mean.

He walked towards me and shot a glare at Flash before back-hugging me.

"Don't EVER call my son Penis and if you were listening, you would know that it isn't Parker, it's Stark. Parker was just a cover name." Dad butted in.

Flash turned a shade paler.

"And if you didn't know, the community is accepting the LGBTQ+s into our society. They even have a Pride month which is this month. You should definitely pay more attention to the social communities, you know." Mom joined the conversation.

And he turned a shade paler yet again.

"Boy, don't EVER threaten my nephew ever again. He made me, Natasha fucking Rom- "

"Language!" Came Steve's reply from behind Auntie Tasha

"-anoff, start to care again" Auntie Tasha continued non the less.

"He is the purest," Uncle Clint started.

"Kindest," Uncle Bruce continued.

"Most self-sacrificing person, I have ever met," Scott went on.

"He even managed to lift my hammer, Mjolnir which can only be lifted by those who deems worthy of the throne of Asgard." Thor finishes.

"So, don't let me hear you treat my little brother like that again." Wanda's Slovakian accent rises up to the surface once again and her eyes turns a deadly red.

"If not, be prepared to get every single Avengers and others like Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy and Black Panther and his army, as well as SHIELD at your fu-UDGING doorstep, Eugene." Uncle Steve finishes.

The rest of the Avengers nods their head along.

By this time, Flash's face has gone as pale as the sheet of papers in his hands.

"I think this is the end of today's tour and press conference. Thank you for coming. Till next time." Dad said in a cold tone with his icy glare towards Flash.

The class scurried away leaving me with Earth's Mightiest Heroes and my boyfriend.

I turned towards my highly misfunctioning family, but still a family. "Pizza?"

"Pizza."

-14th June, 2019

P.S.: If you wish to comment please comment in English or Thai. I don't want to Google translate it. 😂😂😂