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Peter: <sent a gif>

The League of Crackheads

21:15

Peter: <sent a gif>

Wanda: I survived

Peter: Congrats
Peter: @Ned you may now talk

MJ: yayy
MJ: now everyone knows you went on a date 😂
MJ: sorry

Peter: My search history is now so epic

MJ: I'd die if I were your parents 😂

Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: Thanks @MJ

MJ: No prob, loser

Wanda: Who went on a date

Peter: Well I don't know...
Peter: 🙄

MJ: you
MJ: nevermind

Wanda: That wasn't really a date tho

MJ: forget it

Wanda: And how do you know that xdd

Peter: 👀👀
Peter: Ask y ou r brother

Wanda: Weird

<MJ replied to Pietro: She was ON A DATE>
MJ: here

Peter: 😁✌

MJ: don't be embarrassed

Peter: Now spill
Peter: Nobody will be jealous
Peter: Don't worry

MJ: you're not the only one let's just say
MJ: we are so jealous
MJ: 😂

Wanda: I just stayed with my boyfriend from 1:30 h then his mom came and we went somewhere then afterwards I came home and no one was here to let me in
Wanda: Jealous hmm

Peter: Not me, bro

MJ: why should I be

Wanda: Idk you said it

[Ned is online]

Ned: Totally not lame
Ned: XDDD

MJ: it was a joke

Ned: and I'm totally not being sarcastic
Ned: I'm never sarcastic XD

Peter: Yeah
Peter: Me too
Peter: I'm neverrrrr sarcastic

[A/N: I'm ALWAYS sarcastic 😂. Just saying]

<MJ replied to Wanda: Idk you said it>
MJ: understand the context

Wanda: I got it xddd

<MJ replied to peter: I'm neverrrrr sarcastic>
MJ: s t f u

Peter: You're a ficking cunttt

[A/N: Who doesn't know this song is living under a rock. Link below]

https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28

<Ned replied to Wanda: Jealous hmm>
Ned: I feel sorry for your boyfriend
Ned: XDDDDD

Peter: Same

Wanda: ;-;

Peter: For having such stupid friends
Peter: 😂😂

MJ: more like sorry for him

Wanda: Sad

MJ: no offense
MJ: just teasing

Peter: For having a girlfriend with stupid friends, I meant

Ned: For having a stupid girlfriend with stupid friends

Peter: Lmao

MJ: I'm not stoopid

Peter: Yes you are so shut up
Peter: 😇

MJ: booooo whore

Ned: boo 👻

Peter: What do you want
Peter: Bitch
Peter: 🖕🖕🖕
Peter: I ain't no whore

MJ: syfmu

Wanda: You guys are so kind

Peter: Ikr
Peter: We are the bestttt
Peter: ❤❤❤

MJ: we love each other actually (platonic love you horny dogs)

Peter: Yessss

MJ: paraboties
MJ: can't beat that
MJ: ♾

Peter: We are the bestest of friends
Peter: 😁✌

MJ: aww

Peter: ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

<Ned replied to Wanda: You guys are kind>
Ned: always
Ned: be grateful you have us
Ned: XDDDD

Wanda: Hmm might not be that one

Peter: lol
Peter: <sent a gif>

<Ned replied to Peter: We are the bestest of friends>
Ned: exactly

MJ: me

Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: wow thanks

Ned: we're equally best

MJ: f you

Ned: best at being worst
Ned: jk

MJ: 😂

<Peter replied to Ned: best at being worst>
Peter: ☹

Wanda: If you say so

MJ: this si so much fun

Peter: 😏

Wanda: What

Peter: Wut

Ned: what what

Wanda: Xddd

MJ: in 100 yrs see you in hell

Peter: 😂

MJ: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Peter: K

Wanda: Humm

<Ned replied to MJ: in 100 yrs see you in hell>
Ned: life is hell itself
Ned: XD

Peter: Get usk some weed too

MJ: all of you

Wanda: I won't live that much

Ned: same lol

Wanda: Maybe I'll get there earlier

MJ: Nirvana Polly

Peter: Change of plans, next year instead?
Peter: ✌

Wanda: definitely

Ned: probs Satan will kidnap me soon

Peter: No
Peter: Satan will kick us out
Peter: Cause were worst than him

MJ: I know but creepy as hell when you think about it

<Ned replied to Peter: ✌>
Ned: 🤙

Wanda: we will become the new Satans then
Wanda: problem solved

MJ: cult bitches

Peter: Yay us!
Peter: 🎉🎉🎉
Peter: 🎊🎊🎊

<Ned replied to Peter: Cause were worst than him>
Ned: Satan is out slave then 🤙

<Peter replied to Ned: Satan is our slave then 🤙>
Peter: Die bitch die!!!

Peter:😂

MJ: Satan is our father

Ned: but isn't he already dead
Ned: 🤔🤔🤔

Peter: Oh

Ned: if he's in hell 🤔

MJ: Lilith is our mother

Peter: Righttt

Ned: die twice then
Ned: XD

MJ: 🎲

Ned: dice
Ned: omg 😂

<Peter replied to Ned: Satan is our slave then 🤙>
Peter: Die twice, bitch, die twice!!!!

<Peter replied to Ned: dice>
Peter: Wiw
Peter: Wow*
Peter: Wowwwww*
Peter: Just wow

MJ: die twice = roll the dice

Wanda: 😂

Peter: 😂😂

Ned: 😂😂😂

Peter: I cant believe we are having such an intellectual conversation
Peter: 😂😂😂😂

MJ: wait
MJ: we are related¿
MJ: then
MJ: EWW

Ned: I don't get what's going on anymore

Wanda: ...
Wanda: Mo
Wanda: No*
Wanda: Get away from me
Wanda: Ya motherfucker

MJ: Tutankhamun God
MJ: thansk

Wanda: Might be bed time for me I feel like vomiting xddd

MJ: wasted

Wanda: Xdddd

<Peter replied to MJ: wasted>
Peter: And high
Peter: Dont forget the weeed
Peter: 😏😉

MJ: I felt like that yesterday morning

Wanda: yeah I drank water and smoked grass

Peter: 🤔😂

MJ: I love grass

Peter: <sent a gif>

<Ned replied to MJ: we are related¿>
Ned: yeah

<Ned replied to Wanda: Yeah I drank water and smoked grass>
Ned: party hard bro

Peter: Rebel without a pause
Peter: Tis will be our new slogan 😂

Wanda: I can still feel the smell of short recent cut grass

MJ: wow

Peter: Cool
Peter: Wanna share some?

Ned: grass smekl is actually nice
Ned: XD

Wanda: <sent a gif>

MJ: I get high on that shit

MJ: omg ew

<Ned replied to Peter: Tis will be our new slogan 😂>
Ned: I stan

<Peter replied to MJ: omg ew>
Peter: Ew×2

<Ned replied to Peter: Ew×2>
Ned: eww x 3

Peter: <sent a gif>

Wanda: xdddd

MJ: this is going 126 mph

Peter: Yes
Peter: Yes it is

Wanda: More
Wanda: 1000 mph

[Ned is offline]

MJ: Harley: 5832825383 messages
MJ: omg that's a phone #

Peter: Call ittt

MJ: <sent a photo>

Wanda: Harley is dead by now
Wanda: He might have smoked much

MJ: deceased
MJ: @Peter don't start texting the lyrics of Whatever It Takes

Peter: ☹😠
Peter: fine
Peter: <sent a gif>

Peter: ...
Peter: Too high
Peter: Can't come down
Peter: It's in 5he air
Peter: And it's all around
Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: toxic
MJ: bs
MJ: Britney Speare

Wanda: lamb to the slaughter

MJ: Silence of the lambs

Peter: <sent a gif>

Wanda: @Peter can't go see the movie alone

MJ: Peter can't sleep who tout lite
MJ: without light and did you just use a meme of your Uncle?!

Peter: Yeah yeah
Peter: I'm a scaredy cat
Peter: 🙄
Peter: <sent a gif>

Wanda: My room is always dark I don't like the light
Wanda: It burns

MJ: Wandha is just a druggie at this point

Wanda: no one knows how to spell my name
Wanda: I'll suicide

MJ: typo

Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: yikes
MJ: hate that

Peter: This is a brainwashing technique
Peter: Sont kill yourself

Wanda: Pete

Peter: ?

Wanda: I have powers that can brainwash people
Wanda: You really gonna use that

Peter: ...yep

Wanda: I'll vomit watching that xddddd

Peter: Well, you xant kill yourself while you vomit, right?
Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: problem solved
MJ: also, Wanda sounds like Blowjob to me
MJ: I don't even know how that happened
MJ: sorry
MJ: had to
MJ: 😂

Peter: K
Peter: <sent a gif>

Wanda: Sad

MJ: how perfectly the stars alinéa
MJ: alined

Wanda: Alinéa

A/N: 20 pics blah blah blah

-25 October, 2019