A/N: This is gonna be a bit educational. The next part (might be) where the fun begins... 😂

The League of Crackheads

19:37

MJ: I luv everyone in this group
MJ: And I know some of you for like 3 weeks tops
MJ: ❤

Peter: Yay
Peter: ❤

MJ: losers
MJ: ❤

Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: You ruined my amazing ass speech

Peter: Hey!
Peter: "Love" "U" "Two"
Peter: That was my message
Peter: Dammit

MJ: gtg walk my doggo

[MJ is offline]
[Ned is online]

<Ned replied to MJ: I luv everyone in this group>
Ned: aww I love you too 🤗💖

<Ned replied to MJ: Losers>
Ned: In this context this is cute

Ned: Like dear morons
Ned: 😂😂😂😂
Ned: My wifi is dead inside 🙏
Ned: YAY
Ned: Revived

<Peter replied to Ned: Like dear morons>
Peter: Dear lovely morons,
My wifi is dead.
Bye morons,
Your cutest moron.

Peter: Like that?
Peter: 😂

Ned: Yeah, exactly
Ned: 😂😂😂

[Ned is offline]
[MJ is online]

MJ: 😑 eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Peter: wut
Peter: The "your cutest moron" part?
Peter: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MJ: That must be the letter Mr. Harrington has been waiting for for his whole life

Peter: Lmao
Peter: should I send it to him?
Peter: I can type it up and slip it into his office
Peter: 😂😏

MJ: Pls do

Peter: k
Peter: I'll try
Peter: 😘 [deleted]
Peter: Ew
Peter: No

MJ: thx
MJ: I'm dead x30

Peter: I'm dead ×3000

[Wanda is online]

Wanda: Guys

Peter: ?

MJ: ¿¿

Wanda: I'm locked out of the Tower and it's boring af
Wanda: it's a bot cold

19:44
[Peter is offline]

MJ: Go do something
MJ: I would
MJ: Call your fam

Wanda: Nah
Wanda: They're eating

MJ: Go makes some friends then

Wanda: Xddd
Wanda: Nah
Wanda: I already have the ones I need
Wanda: For example, you guys xdd

MJ: 💖💖😫
MJ: What do you have with you?

Wanda: Hmm
Wanda: 10 dollars
Wanda: A phone with 5% battery
Wanda: And my purse with some pictures

MJ: That all?
MJ: Then hug your purse and phone and sleep
MJ: Or
MJ: imagine the future
MJ: 😂

Wanda: I did that a lot already
Wanda: Still failed at it tho

MJ: Cheer up!
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤

MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤

MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤
MJ: ❤

Wanda: Ugh. 1% batt

MJ: No!!!
MJ: My fault probs
MJ: 😲
MJ: Hope you get in soon ❣
MJ: Don't waste your percentage texting
MJ: Call them

Wanda: I did
Wanda: They told me to wait

20:19
[Peter is online]

Peter: I think her phone does
Peter: died*

Peter: I was gone for like 20 minutes and I come back to "53 unread messages"
Peter: Wow

[Pietro is online]

MJ: @Pietro

Peter: Hiiii
Peter: @Pietro

Pietro: Holioio

MJ: Go rescue your sister

Pietro: On my way
Pietro: XD
Pietro: Poor kid

MJ: She's freezing
MJ: Hungry
MJ: Poor
MJ: Hopeless
MJ: Drained
MJ: Lonely
MJ: Starving

Peter: And almost dead
Peter: K
Peter: Just
Peter: Stop it

Pietro: She's definitely not bored

Peter: ❤
Peter: Why?

Pietro: All she does in her room she could do outside the Tower

Peter: Lmao

Pietro: Which is basically text all day long

MJ: Her phone died

Peter: Why isn't she with you tho?

Pietro: She was ON A DATE

Peter: Woah
Peter: And her phone died afterwards
Peter: 😂
Peter: And now she's lonely
Peter: Borrf

Pietro: That's what I call luck

[Pietro is offline]

MJ: That's what I like to call KARMA
MJ: rood

Peter: Bored*
Peter: Starving
Peter: Freezing
Peter: Drained
Peter: Hopeless

MJ: hey

Peter: Poot

MJ: don't steal my phrases

Peter: Poor*
Peter: And almost dead
Peter: 😏😂😇

MJ: my legendary phrases

Peter: Yeah yeah
Peter: How about mo
Peter: No*
Peter: ❤
Peter: <sent a gif>

[MJ is offline]

Peter: Now I'm alone...
Peter: ...
Peter: <sent a gif>

Peter: Fine

[Peter is offline]

20:34

[MJ is online]

MJ: anatidaephobia

[Peter is online]

Peter: K?

MJ: google

Peter: K
Peter: <sent a gif>

Peter: Oh wow
Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: This is just amazing

MJ: yes. indeed

Peter: But how can a duck or chicken watch them from "somewhere around the world" if it's a different continent
Peter: Or something
Peter: Duck or goose. Not chicken

MJ: Maybe from the lake and you're trying to eat your sandwich in peace

Peter: Wash...
Peter: Woah*
Peter: Damn this keyboard
Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: dude creepy as fuck

Peter: <sent a gif>

Peter: I know
Peter: That's what o searched for
Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

MJ: is a real thing

Peter: Wtf man

MJ: google
MJ: aka copy paste
MJ: I have done the work for you

Peter: <sent a gif>

Peter: That's what I did
Peter: I'm not stoopid
Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: Wow
Peter: Again
Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: Thalasophobia is pretty common
MJ: maybe you have it

Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: sorry
MJ: double s

Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: No man
Peter: I do not have this

MJ: oh
MJ: nevermind

Peter: Any more?

MJ: duh

Peter: Cool

MJ: so much more

Peter: Hit me

MJ: Pediophobia

Peter: <sent a gif>

MJ: stop sending the stupid cat meme

Peter: No

MJ: Coulrophobia

Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: That's lowkey creepy

Peter: And dont send it until I send angoolge picturd

MJ: whatever loser

Peter: <sent a picture>

Peter: So like fear of Prnnywise or Joker?
Peter: That kind?
Peter: Omg. Wrong universe again
Peter: Anyway
Peter: Creepy
Peter: But cool
Peter: Creepy but cool

MJ: maybe
MJ: aichmophobia

Peter: <sent a photo>

Peter: IKEA pencil coming through!!!!
Peter: Maybe IKEA dude has thia
Peter: That's why he was scared of the dripping pencils
Peter: Dropping*

Peter: 😂😂😂

[A/N: So in my group we have a weird obsession with IKEA pencils and one time we accidentally *wink wink* dropped a pencil one floor and it landed in front of this teacher who we later named IKEA dude. That pencil happened to be an IKEA pencil. He has gotten us/reported us to the head teacher many times and gotten us in trouble we (sometimes) didn't even do. So we kinda have a grudge on him. Especially me. The picture of the smirk from the screenshots is his smirk btw, we made it our group photo. 🤷‍♀️]

MJ: another oen?

Peter: <sent a gif>

A/N: Apparently you can only upload 20 pictures and I reached my limit. See you in part 2!

-24 October, 2019

P.S.: I'm Peter in the chat, btw. I LOVE sending gifs.