A/N: Mostly Google translated. I apologies if it's incorrect. You can correct me if you want. I will change it. And the Avengers only know 2 languages. English and one extra which everybody else doesn't know except Peter.

3rd Person POV

"So today is Avenger family training day where all the Avengers come and train for the whole day. But I think Thor is off-world. But the rest are there. Follow me into the viewing room. It gives you the visual and the sounds too." The tour group walked into the viewing room and everyone struggles to see inside.

"Иди сюда, малыш Паук. Приходи и играй. Давайте объединимся против Тони ([Russian]Come on, baby Spider. Come out and play. Let's gang up on Tony)" Black Widow said to the boy who was sitting on the side that everyone in the viewing room saw as their classmate, nerdy Peter Parker.

"конечно, мама паук([Russian] Of course, mama Spider)" And with that, Peter leaped into the fight.

"托尼，小心！([Chinese] Tony, heads up!)" Peter threw a web at Tony's face.

"龟孙！([Chinese] You little shitty kid!)"

Peter chuckled before retorting with a "注意语言！([Chinese] Language!)"Natasha then came running up to Tony and punching him in the stomach and Peter web him up.

"Это конец нашей сделки, тетя Нат. ([Russian] That's the end of our bargain, Aunt Nat.)"

"バッキーを倒しましょう！([Japanese] Let's take down Bucky!)" The Spiderling ran towards the clueless Bucky before hearing Steve shout after him.

"あなたのすぐ後ろ、息子. ([Japanese] Right behind you, kid.)"

Steve threw his shield at Bucky who caught it with his metal arm while Peter when behind him and kicked him on the shin.

"Warum verbündet ihr euch gegen mich?! ([German] Why are you ganging up on me?!)"

"Weil ich gewinnen will, Onkel Buck ([German] Because I want to win, Uncle Buck)"

Peter than ran to where Professor Hulk was wrestling with Vision. "¡Hey, profesor! ¿Puedes mantener al Capitán en el suelo mientras lo envuelvo en un capullo?"([Spanish] Hey Prof! Can you hold down the Captain while I web him up a cocoon?)"

"Por supuesto, mi amigo araña ... ([Spanish] Of course, my spidey friend...)" He then ran over to Steve and threw him to the wall where Peter quickly web him up to the wall.

Then I flash of yellow laser rush past Peter and hit Bruce right on the back, making him unconscious. Peter web him up and threw him to where the rest of the webbed-up Avengers were lying down.

"แต๊งนะ พี่วิส เดี๋ยวไปจัดการพี่วอนด้ากันต่อมั้ย ([Thai] Thanks, Vis. You wanna go get Wanda next?)" Peter shot a web to the wall, almost getting an arrow to the leg, and hang upside-down next to where Vision was flying.

"เอาสิ ปีเตอร์ นับหนึ่งถึงสามแล้ว กระโจนลงไปใส่วอนด้ากันเลยนะ ([Thai] Okay, Peter. On the count of three, we will pounce onto Wanda.)" Peter only nods. "โอเค หนึ่ง... สอง... สาม! ([Thai] Okay, one... two... three!)" And the two landed right on top of Wanda making her face kiss the floor. The two high-fived and Vision flew away leaving Peter to web Wanda in a cocoon and send her flying next to Tony.

"Naozaj? Moji obľúbení ľudia idú proti mne?! ([Slovak] Really? My favorite people going against me?!)" Wanda managed to say before hitting the floor.

"wow, sis. Je mi cťou byť považovaný za jedného z vašich obľúbených ľudí, ale vyhrávam! ([Slovak] Wow, sis. I am honoured you consider me as one of your favourite people but I play to win!) Peter turned to face her with an 'innocent' face. But then he got grazed by one of War Machine's bullets. So, Peter left Wanda and joined the fight again.

He swung right in front of Vision and continued his way to where War Machine was shooting at Falcon. "Ehi zio Rhodey. Di schiena in modo che nessuno possa attaccarci. ([Italian] Hey Uncle Rhodey. Back to back so no one can attack us.)"

"Tutto posto. Mi fido di te. ([Italian] Alright. I trust you)" Just then, Vision shot a blast of energy from the Mind Stone and he was aiming for Peter but with the Spidey sense, Peter let go of his web from the ceiling and the blast hit Rhodey instead. Before the blast hit Rhodey, however, he managed to hit falcon's pack with one of his missiles and the wings shut down immediately.

The two heroes come falling down but before they could hit the floor, Peter webs them up. Then they fall onto the floor.

"Accidenti a te, Peter/젠장, 피터! ([Italian/Korean] Damn you, Peter!)" Which Peter only chuckled as a response.

The two normal humans were sparring like it's the end of the world.

Peter didn't know how to defeat Vision so he signed to the two down below that they have to keep throwing stuff at Vision until he couldn't move an inch and he will use his Anti-Vision web that he thought a formula for his webs where nobody can phase through it.

The two nodded and then all three of them face Vision and start throwing stuff at him. Bullets, knifes, arrows, webs, widow bites and all that jazz until Vision was cornered then Peter switch from the normal web to his Anti-Vision formula and web him to the corner of the room.

"อีห่า ทำไมกูออกไม่ได้ว้ะ ([Thai] The heck! Why can't I get out of this?)"

"ก็เพราะผมหาฟอร์มูล่าที่ทำให้อะไรก็ตามไม่สามารถผ่านมันได้ไงหล่ะ ฮ่าๆๆ ([Thai] That's because I found a formula that makes anything unable to go through it. Hahaha)"

Peter then turn to see the two humans kicking and punching each other. Peter smirked. In a family fight, you can use your weapons. But if you run out then too bad. And apparently, the two already used up all their weapons.

Peter ran onto the ceiling and drop in front of the two and spartan kick Nat into the wall while also punching Clint onto the floor. He dropped down in his superhero pose and web the two to their respected place.

"Gyere, Pete! Engedj ki! Hagyom, hogy legközelebb a Mario Kartot játsszuk! ([Hungarian] Come on, Pete! Let me out! I'll let you win in Mario Kart next time!)"

Peter only shook his head and chuckled to himself. Peter quickly looked around to make sure no one was left and walked to the center of the training room where F.R.I.D.A.Y. announce the winner.

"The winner of this month's Avengers family training day is Peter Stark, AKA Spiderman! Like the last 23 times!"

Everyone behind the viewing room had their mouth agape. Not only had they seen the most epic fight ever, but they also see how talented Peter was and obviously, he knew many languages. He also happens to kick all the Avengers' butts. Meaning he could kick Flash's anytime he wanted. Peter was also a Stark, to the surprise of all the teenagers there. And he was Spiderman!

How cool is that!

"Oi, Parker! What are you doing here? And why are you hanging out with the Avengers? And why do you speak so many languages? And why did robot lady say 'Stark' instead of 'Parker'? And why do you shoot webs like Spiderman?" Flash Thompson broke the silence.

"Well, Flash. 1) I have Avengers family training day. 2) I have family training day. 3) Because each one of us speaks a different language besides English and it's good to know many languages. 4) I am the biological son of Tony and Pepper Stark. And the Parker thing is just my Aunt May, AKA Pepper's sister's last name. 5) Because I am Spiderman. And after all that, remember you signed the NDAs and all that. So, if any of this leaks out to the public, you will get sued to the ground by my Dad, and all the Avengers and many more at your door step. You may now leave. Thank you for leading the tour, Mr. Oliver Queen."

"You heard the Boss. Well, Mini-Boss. But yeah! Alright class, follow me. And remember what Mini-Boss said if you tell anyone..." The voice got quieter and quieter until you couldn't hear anything.

Peter turned around to see his family staring at him while Tony had a smirk on his lips."Wow! Embracing the true Starkness. I'm proud of you, Kid. You once again, beat us at our own game. Congrats kid." And all the Avengers groan in 'agreement'.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed it and see you guys next time!

-2 August, 2019