Fury's POV

The Avengers bagged another set of villains for us to send to the raft. Why are we always cleaning the mess up? Those people think they have super powers, they can just use us?! Fuck no! But whatever...

"Alright Avengers. We'll send the rest of the Zodiacs packing. And well done, Spiderman, for smacking Scorpio into next year." Which earned a snicker from Tin Can after I quoted that Human Spider during the mission briefing. [Reference: AMAZING SPIDER-MAN WORLDWIDE]

Once everything was set, the Avenges prepared to go while I waited for them to depart.

"Where's Spiderman?" Obviously, they can't leave without all their members.

I started to look around, spotting him a few meters away. Stray animals of London surrounding him. Cats, dogs, mice, birds, any kind of animal you can think of that would live on the streets of London. The way he talks to them seems so soothing, just by watching him from a far.

Intriguing...

"Yo! Spiderboi! Ready to go?" Legolas yelled, startling me from my thoughts. I turn to look at him with a straight face, only to see him smirking at me. Whatever...

Spiderman jumped in shock when he heard the Birdbrain and the animals around him ran off.

The Web-head looked down disappointedly, heaved an annoyed sigh, but got up and made his way to the Jet nonetheless.

Time Skipppp

Some of the best spies of S.H.I.E.L.D were commanded by me, obviously to go on a covert mission. The target is Ruby Hale. And because she's one of the most dangerous one, with her being fused with Gravitonium and all, I will be joining the mission.

Problem is, who's on God Green's Earth is going to look after this cutey flerken? He doesn't like anyone except me and that Skrull Mission Gang.

I raked my totally badass spy brain for anyone who would be a good enough candidate for Goose's caretaker.

Carol is off-world.

The Skrulls are still looking for a suitable home for the increased population.

Maria (Carol's friend) is on another mission with the air-force.

There's literally no one.

Why the fuck are they all gone when I need them?!

The last option is t bring this fluffy lil furball to the Avengers and hope nothing happens. Like getting the Avengers killed...

Good enough!

I walked towards the cute little alien cat and rub the back of his ears gently. He started to purr as I continue to rub it, with a bit more force and the flerken let out a tiny cat-moan. "Hey, my cute little thing. You're gonna stay with the Avengers while I'm gone and you're gonna show them who's boss, alright? Just don't kill anyone or take anyone's eyes out, okay? Maybe Stark's and Barton's but no one else..." I cooed and kiss the top of its head and got back up.

I prepared everything Goose would need in a Hello Kitty basket with the S.H.I.E.L.D logo on it, obviously.

3rd Person POV

What Fury didn't know was that Coulson and Hill were filming the whole thing for blackmail purpose...

Avenger's Tower

"Director Fury, what are you doing here?" Bruce Banner asks as he was the first one to notice the pirate dude who entered the living quarters with a cat cage.

"Avengers, you are assigned one of the deadliest jobs ever to exist in the whole galaxy." Fury stated seriously, eyes narrowing down on the Avengers lying on the couch.

"Even bigger than Thanos?" Thor asks, being the curious puppy, he is.

"Even bigger. Your task is to bab-"

One running Spiderman came into view and let out a high pitch squeal, cutting Fury off his speech. He barrels right towards the cage and opened it, ignoring the complaints and warnings. He put his hand inside the cage and pulled out what looks to be a yellow tabby cat.

Everybody looks in silence as the masked vigilante cuddled with the 'cat'.

Everyone knew what that creature could do. They've seen it first-hand.

Usually, it would claw at you till you let it go, open its mouth for its secret weapon, covering you with its saliva and walk off. But now, now it did none of that. It just purred and let Spidey squish it tightly.

"Oh hello, Director Fury, Sir! I apologize for interrupting you and getting your cat out without asking permission. It will not happen again." Spidey said, finally noticing the guy in black. He hesitantly dropped Goose and turn his full attention to Fury. Goose, however did not like being dropped down and began his journey up the blue and red hero, only stopping once it reaches the latter's head.

"Never mind that, Spiderman." He turned around so that her was facing everyone, including Spiderman. "Your task is to look after Goose. I will come back in a week's time. 10 days max."

Fury was about to turn and leave when he heard Steve start to speak. "Spiderman, be careful while playing with Goose. He's not your regu-"

A glare shut him up. "Don't worry, Spiderman. You can play with Goose all you want. Just don't make it angry or anything. It becomes really territorial." The Director said and gave Steve 'the Look'.

As soon as Fury left the building, Spiderman immediately pulled off his mask, letting his brown curls spring free. "Hey guys, I'm going to take this little cutie to my room. See you at dinner!" And with that, Peter left with the flerken, leaving no room for protests.

Time Skippie~

Every day was the same. Since it was during the school break, duh.

Peter would wake up, do his morning routines and go play with Goose.

Then one of his family members would come up and tell him it's time for breakfast and Peter would give Goose something to play with while he's gone.

Once his breakfast is finished, he would go back up to Goose and he would train him to use the tech he made for him. It was a jet pack with voice commands. It could shoot out lasers, create a protective bubble, typical spy gear. He also made a translating device, Goose would say whatever it was he wanted and the device would translate it into a language human could understand, using Goose's voice of course.

Then lunch and when that's done, he would go up and ask what Goose wanted to do. And they would do just that.

Then dinner.

Then patrol. Putting on the mask, he put on a home-made mask for Goose as well. Attaching him onto his back, Peter swung around the city stopping crime. Goose would sometimes help, just a little warning for sneak attacks.

Then they'll go home and cuddle, drifting off to dream land.

Perfect day.

And...repeat.

Time SKIP

The saying times flies when you're having fun is definitely true. At least for Peter, that is. Not so sure about the other Avengers who had to run at least 10 meters away if they see Goose. So, it was a relief to them when they saw Fury exiting the elevator.

The first thing Fury saw, however was a kid in a brown leather jacket playing with his flerken.

The one-eyed man immediately ran up to the kid and spin him around.

Shock is an understatement when he saw how young Spiderman really is.

Peter just look up to the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D starring at him in confusion.

Then the flerken everybody loves walks up to Peter and rubs his body around Peter's legs like a cat, showing whose boss, as Fury instructed.

The boy picked up the golden furball and brings it up to Fury's face.

"Look! Director Fury Sir! I made him a jet pack with everything he will need, including spy gear and a snack dispenser!" Peter said and wiggled Goose around.

Fury's eyes started to twitch and for the Avengers, that meant bad news so they stepped away immediately.

"I-Is that so?"

"Uh huh." Peter nods in reply.

"Well, that's great! Now he can look after himself without killing anyone." Fury said, a small smile tugging at his lips.

Goose was still silent, ever since Fury showed up.

Peter finally puts Goose down and excuses himself to go pack Goose's stuff.

Once Peter left, Fury picks up the furball and tickles its belly.

"Aren't you the cutest little thing? Aren't you cute?" H continues cooing until he heard a strange voice.

"My pet is so irritating...ugh."

"Umm. Who was that! Show yourself!" Fury says and gets his handgun out.

"It's me, you dumbass. Goose."

Just then Peter walks in with all the cat care and stuff.

"Oh, by the way, Director Fury Sir. I designed a device for Goose so that it translates what he is saying. I think that would be quite helpful for communication between you two." Peter says and beams up at the old man.

'Oh wow. This kid's a genius!' Fury thought.

"Yes, yes he is."

"Damn it, Wanda! Stop reading my mind!

"Sorry."

"Whatever." Fury groans and stops his staring contest with Wanda. "Come on, Goose. Let's go back to the Helcarrier."

"No."

"What did you say?!" fury looks at Goose irritatingly.

"I said, I'm not going back. I'm staying here with Petey." Goose, well, the device said.

"Umm, Goose? I think it would be better if you go back to the Helcarrier. It's not that I don't like having you here, it's just that things will get complicated when school starts tomorrow and I really want to be a good owner and take care of you and show you my love a-and..." Peter started to rant but got cut off by Tony.

"So, yeah Goose. It's better if you go. Bye!"

When tony finishes, he already completed his task of shoving Fury and Goose into the elevator and sending it sown to the lobby. Everything was done. Except getting the cat stuff down with them.

"Mr. Stark?"

"Yeah, Kid?"

"You forgot to give them their cat stuff and they already left to the Helcarrier. Can you take it up to them tomorrow?" Peter said and pouted.

The puppy eyes he also sported was not helping Tony at all and he half-heartedly agreed, hoping he would come back alive after the upcoming interaction with that Space Cat.

-16 November 2019

Big Bang Theory fans will understand. XD