Y/n: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Zenitsu and tanjiro: Awwww-

Y/n: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Zenitsu and tanjiro: Oh.
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Shinobu: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Inosuke on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

Mitsuri on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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    Muzan: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Y/n: Nope, there's 26.

Muzan: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Y/n: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Muzan: You'll get the D later ;)
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Y/n: I still don't get it.
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People who ship tanjiro x nezuko/yoriichi and muzan x tanjiro/nezuko : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Zenitsu: Nope, absolutely not.

Y/n: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Inosuke: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Tanjiro: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Me: I can't wait to go to your
funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Nezuko: *nods her head to everyone except People who ship tanjiro x nezuko/yoriichi and muzan x tanjiro/nezuko*
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Inosuke: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Zenitsu: Alright, what's 30x17?

Inosuke: 47

Zenitsu: That's not even close.

Inosuke: But it was fast.

Tanjiro and y/n shocked that he even know what a number is: Oh my go–
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Muichiro: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Mitsuri: >:O language

Obanai: Yeah watch your fucking language

Uzui: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MUICHIRO THE FUCK WORD?

Shinobu: 'The fuck word'.

Giyu: Are you stupid? You guys use f word all the time

Uzui: Oh my god they censored it

Sanemi : Say fuck, giyu.

Uzui: Do it, Giyu. Say fuck.
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Tanjiro: We need a distraction.

Zenitsu: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Inosuke, whispering: My time has come.
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Mitsuri: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Uzui: It's not a joke.

Suma, Makio, Hinatsuru: *sniffles*

Uzui: I'm a legit snack.