"Is that a fucking dessert?" Percy asks.

I jump off the carriage. I open the map. Gilmore was most grateful in circling the area where it should be. Unfortunately, hate to admit it, but... I'm not familiar with that territory. Of course it's in the vilest of places. I only went there once. It was... terrifying to say the least, but I look at Vax. I'm sure it won't be that bad.

"These are the Moving Dunes." I point.

They rise and fall like waves. Scanlan and Pike jump. Vex and Keyleth walk forward. My eyes narrow. They rise and fall without warning. I couldn't even describe how random it moves. I pull my shoes off. I can tell they were all looking at me.

"I would recommend going barefoot." I say.

"Why?" Percy asks.

I grab his foot.

"Hey!" Percy yelps.

I drag him off the carriage. I can hear Grog and Scanlan laughing. Come to think of it, they all were laughing.  I walk him to the edge of the swamp. I slam his foot into the dunes sands. It rumbles. I watch as a leach thing jumps out. I grab it before it latches onto Percy's face.

"Ah!" Percy jumps.

"That's why." I point at the sluggish creature.

It looks like a black snake with an armored mouth. Each tooth laced with venom. It had three tongues hooked with tiny blades. Percy looks disgusted and almost faints. I hate these things.

"What the fuck are those?!" Percy yelps.

"They're called Durok Unqu." I say.

"Translation please." Percy says.

"Feet and Dick Suckers." I answer.

"Okay, next time you say the name- don't tell us what the fuck it means." Percy says.