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"G—Go out with me, please!" A boy stuttered out nervously, bowing his head low.

"Have you..." F/N started, staring at him in disbelief. "Gotten the wrong chick...?"

He shook his head, still blushing. "No... I've had a crush on you for so long... you're so sweet and I—I like you!"

"This... isn't a prank or joke either?"

"Of course not! Why do you not believe me?" He frowned.

"..."

"..."

"If you're using me to get closer to my Y/N-sama, then I'm telling you now, it's not gonna work-"

"L/N-san is very pretty, yes... but I'd much rather go out with you, F/N." He rubbed the back of his neck, letting his black hair fall over his eyes.

"And you have 20/20 vision...?" She looked to the side, obviously uncomfortable.

"Yes... why do you ask..?"

"Only a blind man would pass up a catch as gorgeous as my Y/N-sama." The boy made the horrible mistake of letting F/N start ranting about Y/N. Once she starts...she'll never stop. "Even if she is totally out of every man's league, and is completely unattainable, don't men like that? She's cold and gorgeous, and best of all, straightforward—if she likes you, you'll feel like the luckiest man in the world, you know! Y/N-sama is totally perfect and is a deity that no scum on earth deserves! An angel, that is a gift from God to save humanity from suffering!"

F/N ended her rant with her hands clasped together and her face flushed with a large smile.

The boy looked at F/N again. He smiled nervously. "Um... that's great and all... but... I still haven't gotten an answer from earlier..."

F/N gasped in horror. "Are you... seriously NOT in love with her...?! That's unbelievable... DO YOU THINK SHE'S UGLY?!"

"What?! No, I'm just-"

"Are you gay?! That must be it! No straight man passes up Y/N-sama so easily!" She frets, walking around.

"H—Huh? I'm straight!"

"Oh." She glared at him. "I'm not."

"..."

"..."

"...Excuse me? What do you..."

She stared at him blankly. "I've...never met somebody as stupid as you."

"You're... a..."

"I'm gay."

...

...

"OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY!" The boy bowed onto the floor, sobbing profusely and begging forgiveness.

F/N laughed evilly, obviously enjoying this. "WAS IT NOT OBVIOUS BY THE WAY I TALK ABOUT Y/N-SAMA?! I'M SO OFFENDED!"

He cried and cried, while F/N laughed and laughed a little more.

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"F/N, are you done with your innuendos—" You walked out of the school and in front of the cherry tree she and the boy were standing at.

As you saw how F/N laughed at the grovelling boy beneath her, your face went blank, and you swiftly turned around.

Then run for your life.

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i love lesbians, you love lesbians, we all love lesbians.