She/Him

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18/01/22 18:04 Calling...

"You've reached Knights Diner Hotline! How may I help you?"

"My luck sure is getting better."

"Excuse me?"

"Well, for starters, you have a beautiful voice, sweetheart."

"Ok, well, for starters, I'm not your sweetheart, never call me that again."

"Whatever you say, sweetheart."

"Goodbye. Have a terrible day."

"Wait no! Don't hang up. I mean, you don't want to lose a potential customer, do you?"

"Fine. How may I help you?"

"Could I get your name?"

"No."

"Alright, I can work with that. Mystery Girl it is."

"Really? That's the best you got?"

"Can I get your cellphone number?"

"Absolutely not."

"Your-"

"Allow me to be more specific, as your tiny brain obviously did not understand what I meant. How may I help you, with your food order."

"If you put it that way, I'll order..."

"Yes?"

"Hmm... how about your real name, with a side of your actual phone number?"

"How does that have to do with food?"

"I don't know. I mean, I did say it in food ordering format?"

"Uh, sure. If you aren't going to order, I'm going to need to hang up. This is a hotline, not a free chatting service. Please hurry up."

"Alright, alright, calm down. I'll order two of tonight's specials, with a side of yam fries for one and a garden salad for the other."

"Okay. Anything else?"

"Yeah. One steak sandwich with extra cheese."

"Okay. Is-"

"Wait! Could I please your name? Or even just a nickname?

"I thought it was Mystery Girl?"

"No! I meant like a name or nickname you use on a daily basis?"

"Why would you need that? So you can stalk me? No. But if that's all..."

"*sigh* If you aren't going to give in..."

"Not a chance."

"That's everything."

"Wonderful! Will you be picking up or would you like delivery?"

"Delivery, please. The address is 1278 Royal Avenue."

"Got it. Have a good evening and thank you for ordering! Your delivery will arrive soon."

"Thank-"

The Call Has Ended

"You."