"hELLO people of the Milky Way! It's everyone's favourite pair of lovers-"

"Harukaaa, what the heck!" Michiru shouts.

"Can I just say something for once, Michi?"

"How about no."

"AAAnddd here is everyone's favourite pair of pg clean lovers-" Seiya begins.

"sEIYA what the hell?!" screams Usagi.

"We're supposed to be family friendly, you heck," shouts back Seiya.

"And here are the non-illegal, non-pedophilic pair of lovers that you can't help but admit are kinda cute together!" Hotaru exclaims.

"B-But we keep it pretty low key," Chibiusa admits sheepishly.

"Yeah..." Hotaru stares at her shoes.

"Gotta admit, I prefer you over Helios. He's a pedophilic young priest," Chibiusa says. "He was hot, but.. he'd lose his job. Liking me back or not."

"Don't you dare say he liked me," Usagi screams.

"It's trueee~" Hotaru teases.

"Anyway, we liked each other since we were little. First as friends, and then as we got older, Hotaru-chan," Chibiusa smiles.