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It had been a week since the deal was made with Yoongi and Jimin hadn't heard from the Bitchy Brigade since. Probably because Taehyung was too busy trying to be straight, their detention period was over, Jisoo went on an emergency trip to visit her grandmother (and they were all hoping she was okay), Namjoon caught the cold (not the coronavirus y'all needa chill), and Yoongi was probably sucking faces with Hobi. To be honest, Jimin appreciated the break from all the drama going on between the group.

"So if Tae gets jealous, we can stop, right?" The fake boyfriend took a sip from his milkshake. "Or are you one of those crazy bitches on fan fictions where-"

"No, Yoongi, I'm not going to keep you hostage and force you to love me."

"What if-"

"No, I'm not going to think you killed my brother by eating him and keep you hostage and fuck the brains out of you even though you're actua-"

"Okay, I believe you, let's not go and start spoiling gay romance novels." The cat-eyed boy stood up to toss his empty milkshake cup in the really ugly painted trashcan that sat next to their table. The two were both at a McDonalds for their first 'date' which was less than ideal.

Jimin sighed, hugging himself because he was freezing. Does this place not have a heating system? "Can you be a gentleman and give me your jacket." The shorter grumbled before a jacket was flown into his face, causing a small kid behind them to laugh his tiny ass off- okay, not tiny but the kid was in like what, middle school?

"What're you looking at?" Yoongi gave an intimidating glare to the annoying brunette.

"His stupid face!"

"Hey, watch your mouth, that's my boyfriend you're talking to." Jimin wanted to b a r f.

Before anyone cold throw hands at each other, the kid was pulled back by a taller male that seemed to be a bit older. "So sorry! He's on his man period." The black haired boy received a pinch from the younger. "This is Beomgyu, he can be a little fucking bitch sometimes."

"Only to gay people." The so-called Beomgyu butt in.

"IM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND YOU MORON." The four heard a yell from another table to see a wavy haired boy with a pout spread across his face.

"Looks like someone upset the boyfriend." Jimin raised an eyebrow. "Maybe you should go apologize, he looks upset." Yoongi watched in amusement while his pretend boyfriend tried saving a middle school relationship which was pretty hard to do. "What's his name?"

"Hueningkai ."

"Choi Beomgyu! I swear to god, if you don't apologize right this second I'm going to shove a straw down your throat!" The black haired boy screamed.

"Very kinky-"

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They were all kicked out of the Mcdonald's for disturbing the public or something like that because some toddler started crying when Yoongi tried prying Hueningkai off of Beomgyu while Soobin tried calming the toddler down but her mom thought he was scaring her.

And that's how they ended up sitting on the curb outside Mcdonald's, getting glared at by some parents and workers. (A/N: ah shit brb jeongin's on vlive)

After calling Seokjin to pick them up and save their asses, the younger ones stayed quiet because Yoongi was not having it and Soobin just so happened to be Seokjin's cousin. Soon, the familiar white mazda pulled up. It's widow rolled down to reveal a furious Seokjin.

"Get in. Now."