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Taehyung scooped up the fluffy little dog and placed him outside of his room before shutting the door, turning to face a pouting kitten on his bed.

"What?"

"I wanted to sleep with Yeontan."

"As much as I love him, he's the most annoying dog to sleep with." Taehyung went over and shut off his computer. "We should start working on our project tomorrow."

"Do we have to?"

"Do you want to turn it in late?"

"Fine." The kitten groaned and flopped onto his back on the bed. "I can sleep on the floor if you're not comfortable with me on the bed..."

"Nah, you're fine. You're the guest." The brunette ruffled Jimin's soft, fluffy hair that landed just below his eyebrows.

"Have I ever told you that you look like a kpop star?"

"Oh my god, no I don't."

"Just take the damn compliment and cuddle with me."

"I'm sorry sir, but that's gay."

"I swear to god I'm going to blow you to bits."

"Mh, kinky."

"Fuck you."

"No thanks."

Jimin furrowed his eyebrows before tackling the the other and play fighting with him. "You're so annoying!!" The kitten softly punched him here and there.

"Harder daddy- OW!! Okay, okay, I'm joking..."

"I'm actually ready to throw you out the window." Jimin grumbled before shoving the other off the bed and getting under the sheets. "Now sleep, I'm exhausted..."

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"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE UNHOOK YOUR DICKS." The two boys woke up to see Seokjin hovering above them.

"Hyung, I don't think that's how it works..." Taehyung sat up, rubbing his eyes. "What are you even doing here?"

"Oh my fucking god shut up." Jimin dug his face into the pillow with a muffled groan.

"I'm here to wake the gays up BECAUSE YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL." The eldest tugged open the curtains and turned on the lights. "You have approximately fifteen minutes to get ready and eat before I leave your sad asses behind." Seokjin often came over to wake Taehyung up or just to simply annoy him. Today, he also had to deal with Jimin. "Rise and shine bitches."

"HYUNGG..." Jimin whined as he made grabby hands toward Jin. "Can you make breakfast please?" He gave his famous kitten eyes.

"Of course sweetie, Tae go let out your dumb dog before he shits on your carpet." The boy opened the door, letting in all the cold air in, the hardwood freezing beneath his feet. "Jimin, go help yourself to Tae's closet."

"M'kay thanks hyung."

"That's non consensual."

"You said I was your guest." The hybrid pouted as he rummaged through the brunette's closet, pulling out skinny jeans and a black baseball cap.

"Move over." Taehyung bumped the other away to get to his closet, picking out a red and black sweater with black jeans.

"Cute, we're like matching eboys!"

Seokjin let out a laugh as he walked in on the two after they finished changing. "Awh my god you eboys! Now get downstairs before your dog gets cooked."

"I got a detention for threatening to eat someone's dog one time."

"Quite expected from you, actually."

"Are you saying that because I'm asian?" The elder joked.

"WE'RE BOTH ASIAN, DUMBASS."

"Wow, kitten has a mouth."

"Oh my FUCKING GOD JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS." The hybrid shoved Tae out his bedroom door to go downstairs.

"BOTH OF YOU GET YOUR FINE ASSES DOWNSTAIRS BEFORE I FEED YOU YOUR SON."

"Don't touch the dog!" Jimin gasped and he sprinted downstairs, scooping up the little fluff of adorableness, aka Yeontan aka his new son.

|hehe i watched hazbin hotel, also happy spooky day.|