Monsters with Lilacpaw's face take blows at my chest. I've thought about her for too long, enough about Lilacpaw! For once let's talk about me.

I'm nothing special, even if I'm an 8. I'm a grey and white she-cat with blue eyes. Nope, just "blue eyes" not "stunning blue eyes" not "the bluest eyes in the Rockies" no nothing.