⚰️: Good morning, afternoon, and evening fellow readers, It's me Coffin, once again to host my new book.. "COFFIN'S BANLAND INTERVIEWS"!!

💀: (plays on the tablet)

⚫👋🏼: Umm.. YEAH! WOOHOO!!

⚰️: Alright, so.. The next person were gonna interview is a SUPRISING one.. we have.. Coughdrop from "GOB", Come on in!

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🟠👓: Yooo!!! What's up, dudes?

⚫👋🏼: Oh, Hi Coughdrop!

🟠👓: Hey! B)

⚰️: Alright.. Time for the first question for you, Coughdrop! But just wanted to warn ya.. YOU HAVE A LOOOOOT OF QUESTIONS FOR THE READERS.. So... This might be a long one.

🟠👓: Ok, let's see those questions, dudes and dudettes!

⚰️: Ok, let's do it!

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⚰️: "How does it feel to get voted out so soon in the game?"

🟠👓: Well.. technically, I got voted off by Playdoh since he had an evil plan that made a tie-breaker.. to the point that I got eliminated because of him >B(, It's annoying!

⚰️: Yeah, I get that too.. Next question!

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⚰️: "What brand are your sunglasses from?" Huh? That's weird.. FNF Arrow is no where to b found..

⚫👋🏼: Yeah, I was about to tell you that but you kept interrupting me! >:(

⚰️: Oh, sorry about that! Well.. Needle, You go find him!

⚫👋🏼: WHAT?! Ok, fine whatever..

💀: Haha. (continues playing)

⚰️: Anyways, answer the question, Coughdrop.

🟠👓: Dude, I wore this glasses from a company named "CoolCheetah", Which is a cool glasses company that made you really cool, man!

⚰️: Umm.. alright.. *whispers* I'm pretty sure that's made up.. ANYWAYS, NEXT QUESTION!

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⚰️: "If you could have one contestant switch to your team, who would they be?"

🟠👓: Oh my gosh, dude.. There's a lot to choose from.. But I would say Root Beer, He may be drunk but he's really cool, dude!

⚰️: Oooh, nice choice! Next question!

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⚰️: "How does it feel to be eliminated just like that?"

🟠👓: Well.. this is a similar answer from the first question.. Yeah, it's pretty terrible, Considering that Playdoh's plan ACTUALLY worked?! That's just not fair, man!

⚰️: I feel you.. Next Question!

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⚰️: "Have you seen something weird happening off screen during your time on the show?"

🟠👓: Hmm.. Well, I did saw that YouTube Logo stumbled upon a strange door back in BFAPB 5.. And it's a little weird.. But, I didn't think much of it.. So, yeah!

⚰️: Oh, ok.. Next question, I guess. Where's Needle?

⚫👋🏼: Hi, I can't find him anywhere!

⚰️: Well, try and find him harder!

⚫👋🏼: HOW?!

⚰️: IDK, JUST LOOK!! >:(

⚫👋🏼: >:( Skull, your coming with me.

💀: WHAT!? HEY!! MY GAME!! >:/

⚰️: Well that was chaotic.

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⚰️: "On a Scale of 1-10, How much do you hate Playdoh?"

🟠👓: ... Is that even a question, dude? IT'S A 10!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH, DUDE!! >:(((

⚰️: Ok, moving on, moving on!!

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⚰️: "What do you think of Playdoh now?"

🟠👓: Mean, Arrogant, and overall a BULLY!! >:(

⚰️: Understandable, next question.

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⚰️: "Who do you think YT Logo really is?" Same person, Same question.. cool. :/

🟠👓: Nice, but sometimes Bossy and I think I already explained this to the other question so.. I don't need to answer this one really long.

⚰️: Ooh alright, next!

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⚰️: Yeah, I'm not gonna read this one since it's the same question.

🟠👓: Mhm, Again, I feel terrible that I got eliminated because of stupid Playdoh's EVIL plan.. and IT'S ANNOYING AS HECK!

⚰️: Alright, next question.

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⚰️: "Do you feel the sudden urge to kill someone?"

🟠👓: Oh, I wish.. If I see Playdoh right now, I would beat the heck out of him! Taking off his dough wig! >:)

⚰️: That would be funny, next question!

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⚰️: "What's your favorite type of juice?"

🟠👓: Carrot Juice, dude.. Those are healthy as a salad, dude. :o

⚰️: Next Question!

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⚰️: Alright, so you can read this one if u want!

🟠👓: Oooh.. well, I LOVE BACON!! So, GIVE ME THE BACON!! I don't play games that well.. I always party like heck!! >:D

⚰️: Oh ok.. umm, I would choose unlimited games but alright. Next question!

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⚫👋🏼: Skull, we need to find FNF Arrow.. He's probably lost somewhere.

💀: Well.. I think he's just an idiot and doesn't know where to go.

⚫👋🏼: That's literally the definition of getting lost!! >:/

💀: Oh.. wait.. There's a closet over here.

⚫👋🏼: Oooh, let's open it!

Needle and Skull opened a door to reveal FNF Arrow, taped mouth shut and tied his legs..

⚫👋🏼: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HECK!

💀: Uhh... QUICK, GRAB HIM!

⚫👋🏼: (grabs) GO, GO, GO!!

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⚰️: "Why do you like to party so much?"

🟠👓: Well, first of all.. That's kind of rude that I have no friends.. BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE, ok?! I made many friends in the past.. and I like to party a lot because they have a dance floor, some great music and a WHOLE buffet, I wouldn't resist seeing THAT! :D

⚰️: Umm... ok.. Next Question.

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⚰️: "What's a shoe? And what the heck is a Water Bottle?"

🟠👓: Uhh.... Is it a call where the owner of the dogs saying "SHOO!" and then they shoo'ed away.. Is that it?

And Water Bottle is obviously self-explanatory.. A Bottle that's filled with water.. Very simple.

⚰️: Okay, cool! Next!

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⚰️: Apparently, This is for Folder.. "Can you make a poem about mental health and depression? And How do you move?"

📁: Mental Health is a person's condition with regard to their psychological and emotional well-being.

while Depression is some feelings of severe despondency and dejection.

And I'm not going to answer your second question because My personal info is private.. and it's only accessed by me.. Folder.

⚰️: I'm skipping Needle's question since she left to go find FNF Arrow so.. yeah! and there's another question for Skull but he's not here either so.. yeah.

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⚰️: Welp, the interview is done!! Coughdrop, you can take a seat at the back!

🟠👓: Cool, dude!

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⚫👋🏼: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!

💀: It's really bad, man!

⚰️: What the, what's happening?

🟠👓: Huh?!

💀: Someone kidnapped FNF Arrow, for some reason.

➜: IT'S BECAUSE JUSTWANTTOREAD9 kidnapped me, man! It's terrible! :(

⚰️: Oh... umm, ok. Can I finish my outro now?

➜: I'm gonna hide and prepare myself next time, You readers better watch out.

⚰️: Anyway, This is it for EPISODE 5 of "COFFIN'S BANLAND INTERVIEWS"!! See you all in EPISODE 6, BYE!!